Joke - Welcome to New Mexico

Welcome to New Mexico These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK. Who was visiting New Mexico from New Jersey… “Recently I was lucky enough to be the 1,000,000th attendee at the State Fair in New Mexico and was asked to fill in to be a judge at a chili cook-off. Apparently the original Judge number 3 called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there when the call came in. The other two judges (Native New Mexicans) assured me that it would be a fun event and a true taste of New Mexico hospitality. Besides, they told me I could have free bee… Read more

Posted by heytonz 13 years ago

Sweet Dreams

Tales From Shadow Dancer – Super villainess. Thanks Gianna Part 10 Sweet Dreams Waiting for you to fall asleep I slip into your room in the form of a shadow. My body already elongated like a shadow and somewhat transparent, glides across the floor not making any sound to your lavishly furnished bed. Shape shifting back into my human form right next to your side. Seeing you thoroughly relaxed and fast asleep I smile wickedly and lick my lips, realizing quickly that your topless. I reach to my hip bag… Pulling out a prepped c********* pad I lightly place it over your nose and mouth… Read more

Posted by heytonz 13 years ago