moms explanation

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The c***d seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you… Read more

Posted by hey_ 12 years ago 1

Only you have brakes...

A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants... The driver shouts out to the boy "Do u realize that if I had not seen u, this would have been ur last f**ck?!!!" Boy -'Listen dude, u were coming... She was cuming.... and I was cuming.... then I realised ....only You had Brakes… Read more

Posted by hey_ 12 years ago 1

i liked this video... sharing for my dear ones her

this is about art, titled "do not judge too quickly"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mkEMhdw_THM the language in this video is not known to me, but seeing this I am - amazed at the talent of the guy - realizing how quickly we are judging everything we see in the first sight... should wait to see what things are actually... thanks to a friend who shared this in another site..… Read more

Posted by hey_ 12 years ago