About

Just in case you hadn't guessed the picture in my avatar isn't actually me (I'm not that good looking) ;-)

And if you really believe I'm a multimillionaire I've got a great deal for you involving the Liver Building ;-)

What? You expected a professional idiot to be serious?

Ok here's a bit of serious info type stuff.

I like sex.

That's it, simple really.

I like reading about it, watching it,talking about it.

Oh I like doing it too ;)

Especially oral.

Want to know more?

Don't be so nosey.

I suppose you could send me a message if you really must know about my deviant past.

WARNING: all individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and you will be subject to being eaten by rabid badgers from the feet up while angry midgets pull your hair out using pliers.

What? It's about as likely as me suing anybody. You still don't have permission to rip off my stuff though. So don't be a twat.