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Hi. I’m 66 years of old. I like beer. I LOVE riding my JD lawn mower. I have a bit of a beer belly, but I’m ok with that. Your here, so you must be, too. Hairy backs are not a turn on for me, but since I can’t see my own back, whatever.

So, it all started when my neighbor threw his wife out of the house for being a slut. When he was throwing her earthly belongings out the window, a wad of her panties ended up in a pile on my lawn. Later that day, when I was mowing on my Deere, I ran over the panty pile. The sound of the mower straining to mulch her panties into powder made me so damn hot, I couldn’t believe it! And when I had to get down and dig some of the panties out from between the blades and the deck, I couldn’t stand it anymore. I had to rub one out right then and there.

The neighbors have since made up, and I have considered asking them to throw more of her undies on my lawn, but I don’t think they could afford that. So, I have to get used panties at the good will, and every now and then, I go get a bushel of panties from the thrift, and pile them up on the lawn and have at it! It is especially hot if I let the sprinklers run first and get them good and wet. The blades spend a lot of extra time trying to pulverize the panties before ejecting them out the chute as a lawn mulch. Kind of like the mower is cumming, too!