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New intro coming one of these days when I have the time... Old intro is blog posted here as "Original Intro". Cheers!l
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Turn ons;
• Sex .. Obviously!
• Preferably the languid greasy sweaty lascivious deliberately lewd kind!
• Fucking, fichtige, chingata...
• Good conversation, good food, good company!
• Masturbation, alone, in company or mutual..
• Good herb, Yerbe bueno, Anasha, kif!
• ...Fellatio!...I love it! I have’nt done it to anybody else yet, and it’s been at least 40 yr’s since I last sucked myself off, but at this point it’s probably inevitable!
• Good jokes, laughter..
• And if you can’t swallow you can’t cum here.
• Cunnilingus!!! The gorgeous and glorious rich aroma and delicate taste of an aroused woman’s hot Quim!!!
• I’m getting hard just thinking about it. I Love eating pussy.
• Deliberate voyeurism! Watching..
• Bad jokes! As long as they’re genuinely funny, like Politics!
• Exhibitionism. Being watched....
• Doing the Horizontal Bop, or eating and being eaten, or simply just plain wanking, out of doors, in the daytime, in the country!
• I’m an Artist. If I was’nt an exhibitionist I would’nt be here now wood eye..
• Preferably on a mountaintop or in a vast field on a hillside, under the hot summer sun..
• The other eye is real, and the third one can see through brick walls.
• Or anywhere in the woods, I’ve long lost count of that figure. Trans-Sylvanian indeed! Arcadian even!!!
• Kissing! Lips, necks, genitalia and other intimate spots and parts I know so well..
• Did it under a picnic table in the back garden of an insane asylum once.
• Threesomes, moresomes...
• .. whilst being watched by some teenager, she kept telling him to go away but we were too engrossed to actually get up and beat him.
• Foreplay, fiveplay, moreplay!
• .. or in silence, upon a peak in Darien...
• Kissing... whilst dancing, rubbing the pertinent parts together in fluid upright communication ..
• Then theres my blouse fetish...
• ..kissing whilst touching, fondling, fingering, fucking...
• Except it’s less of a fetish than a fascination with that which conceals the nature of our Order, and..
• Breasts! Titten!! Mammaries!!!.. and I don’t Care what size or shape they are or may be, just the fact of ‘em turns me on...
• .. it’s not just blouses, ALL of it turns me on. Full cut briefs, french knickers, stockings, garter belts ..
• .. kissing breasts, tongueing nipples hard – legs are fun too – but nothing like the same sort of handful eh!
• .. bras, slips, nighties, negligees, peignoirs, all the usual stuff all women wore when I became sexually active.. fifty three yr’s ago...
• 69, 70, 71 ..Soixante neuf c’est le bombe!
• ... the ‘tight’ (form fitting) jumper/sweater’ had only just been invented, 5 or 10 yr’s earlier, only hoors and ‘fast girls’ wore ‘em, all the rest still dressed 1950’s norm...
• Cleanliness! And we’ll leave Bog out of it for the nonce, I’ve always associated sexual acts with cleanliness, being ‘clean’...
• “Playboy” magazine had only been in publication for 12 or 14 yr’s...
• Photography! Y’ gotta love digital cameras or you probably would’nt be here now..
• I’m not some OCD clean freak, far from it, I work out doors with my hands as often as not, but I bathe head to foot at least once a day, everyday...
• .. No ‘film’ to Buy! No ‘processing’ fees to Pay!!
• ..I call my shower unit “the Food Processor” and I don’t care who is getting eaten, I’m an equal opportunity gourmand, or entre as the case may be...
• .. As an artist, you moderns have no Idea how frustrating, confining and frustrating it was being limited to a couple of 36 cartridges –‘Good’ times – or one or more 12 cartridges – not so good times – to buy and budget for every month. And the processing cost twice as much as the film..
• .. seriously, I’ll fuck like a bunny in field or meadow ou foret, or even Haut Mesto, but take my clothes off or wave my private parts around in a dirty allee, abandoned bldg, filthy old car – Vintage voitures preciscement, maintenant, mais Qui! – or condom littered car park NFW! I’ll step on a rusty nail or three first and save us all the trouble of consummating (or Trying to..) shoddy sex in some local 3rd world rough trade venue. Same difference, if it ain’t clean enough to eat off, I’m not eating it...
• ..and if you tried to avoid the film processing costs by buying into the DIY kits you’d be 3 to 5 hundred quid out of pocket just buying the starter kit, and half again as much in materiel just learning how to use it all correctly in the first sixmonth. Though again, if successful, you did gain much greater control and fine tuning over your work product. Though again it took 1 to 3 yrs to recover your initial costs, and begin achieving a partial reduction - roughly 50% - them chemicals ain’t cheap; and you still had to Buy the film, no DIY ‘make your own film’ kits floating about in them dayz.
• Honesty, explicitness. Reality can’t be faked and them that try it on inevitably get caught out by them that don’t..
• Pornograhy, obviously! I grew up with the stuff, I read it, write it sometimes, make it and enjoy it, quite shamelessly!
• ... as is happening to some people in politics and showbiz right now even as we speak!...
• One last long note that should be said at the outset. I am not a prey. I am not a ‘sub’ or a ‘latent’ or a ‘sissy’ or a potential ‘slave’ or whatever. At all. I don’t take slaves either, they bore me. Games we can and may play but when it comes to real world stuff I know exactly what I am doing, and why. You should too..
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• ..and on that note I will amend this further next time...

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Which leads me to the next bit of unsolicited free advice.

ADVICE to anyone; If you cannot show your face in here you probably should not be in here. You should either dial up, join a more expensive and exclusive sex club, where you can be seen, or dial out, give up sex clubbing altogether and go back to that greasy stack of mags in your bedroom closet. They can track and trace the Invisible Man's body lice these days. And a lot of that software is freely available on the open market. You make a secret of your coworker's surprise party, or what you're getting the Missus next Xmas thatz one thing. You make a secret out of something that might be construed as morally or ethically questionable and you are making a stick for someone else to beat you with. Or worse.

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