funhaver's profile

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4316 days on xHamster

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Personal information

I am:

Funhaver, male, heterosexual

From:

California, United States

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Languages:

English

Education:

BA/BS (4 years college)

Occupation:

Porn

Income:

Big

Relationship:

Open

Kids:

No, but want some

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Most days

Star sign:

Aquarius

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Athletic

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Brown

Height:

178 cm (5 ft 10 in)

About me

I'm rebuilding my profile so sorry for lack of content at the moment. I'm into everything sexual and kinky, I'm fun to talk to without talking about sex. Love just to conversate and get to k ow you sexy people :) peace and love. More of me to come :)

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halinaplays 8 years ago

I'm so sorry I haven't been around gorgeous. I'm working on fixing that problem. I hope you have a happy thanksgiving. big kiss xxx halina

mihorin45 8 years ago

Thank you for your invitation

funhaver Host 8 years ago

to Lefty79 : Thanks! I'll go check all of that out! Love your spanning stuff

the thermometer was hot!

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Lefty79 8 years ago

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Hey! Lol I bet my comments get lost in the shuffle. How's life sexy?

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Hey! Long time! Lol been busy. Life been crazy. How are you sexy?!!!! Still being naughty I hope!? I am

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halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : Hey darlin, I'm sorry I missed responding. I was so sick. I'm better and trying to get better at checking messages so I can see how friends like you are doing. I know I'm a little late but happy valentines day xxx lynn

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Hey baby girl! What's up!?

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : That is a win for sure girl! High five!!! You deserve the win. Your sexy and smart. Good combination. I'm sorry about all your troubles. Shit sounds like it sucks bad. But I hope you have been doing go otherwise. I been doin ok. I've been being my naughty self. Got to drool over my sister in law last night. Other then that it's been pretty boring lol just porn and food. Worked on a few projects too. That was fun. Letting my crafty side come out a bit lol xxx

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halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : hey gorgeous, I'm still in the land of festering body rash. These are not great times for me. One good thing happened. My avatar pic landed in the top rated pic list. It's a win for all crazy, fat, bald girls in this world. I don't think I'm going higher than 47 out of 50. I'm still proud. Another friend told me the pic is also on the BBW list. I wonder if I rank higher among the bigger ladies. I'm a bit manic and I skipped a day of sleep. I will be gloriously tired in the morning. How are you sexy? What demented things have you been up to?

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Hey! How's it goin sexy!?!?!

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Sounds like a whole lotta stuff! That all sucks. I'm sorry to hear shit is rough right now. But hey! You are alive and breathing

I try to always see the positive on life. Lol I'm a glass half full kind of guy.

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halinaplays 9 years ago

Hey lover boy, sorry I was MIA. I have been having such shit luck like I'm being punished for being a bad person. I will spare you the details but I have what I hope is only a very infected sweat gland on my belly that throbs with such pain I can't think straight. Last night, I couldn't really focus to write properly. Otherwise, I would've dropped by and said hello. To make matters worse this seizure problem means I can't drive and I'm stuck waiting on my lazy mother to go pick up my medicine. If she doesn't do it tomorrow I'm going to cut her. What's new in your world. I bet you don't have a gore filled boil to deal with. I swear the mention of my hips being ridden makes me wince in pain. I want my sexy back. xxx lynn

funhaver Host 9 years ago

No, thank you love! Hope you like my profile! If you wanna see something more or just talk, you know who to chat with!

funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Hey sexy lady! What are you doing on this fine night? Xxx funhaver

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : I'm sorry shit was so fucked. But I hope you have that medicine now! And ya, I could use a pair of wide hips to ride. How was everything else this week for you?

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halinaplays 9 years ago

I missed you my friend. Damn I had a shitty unmedicated week. I would've loved to have spent my nights chatting with you. I was pretty deep into withdrawals. Not good company. I know what you mean about dry spells. You don't even want to know the last time I got laid. I forget how many years ago it happened. And when it was happening it was awful. How have you been? staying in trouble I hope xxx lynn

funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : That sucks. Hope you feel better. And ya, I'm still on a role with it. I was in a naughty mood last night but doin it on my own is kinda getting old lol oh well. No point in whining lol just need some tang every now and then lmao #dryspell lol

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halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : Hey gorgeous. I'm so glad I caught you in between your star wars binge. I'm not in such a great place. I ran out of my stimulant medication which has made me so sleepy and dimwitted. I hope your day has been better. Maybe tomorrow, I will feel like I'm not half dead. Be good tonight. Or be very naughty. xoxo lynn

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Lol it's all good! I have been satisfying my Star Wars big all day lol I have allot of fun chatting too. Hope your days been awesome!

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halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : I suck because I never got around to checking my comments until it was time to pass out. Dear god, it was a rough night. I needed some star wars. You're incredible to chat with. I wasn't going to bed without telling you I hope you have a great day

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Well I have my own opinion. Your beautiful. End of story lol. And hell ya. I haven't enjoyed chatting like this with someone in years. Lol good stuff.

OMG! I can't believe how hot and bothered I am tonight. So I just settled for watching Star Wars and playing games lmao

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

Thank you for accepting it love! Hope to chat! Cheers!

halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : You worry too much. You do not come across as a creep horn dog in any way. We are a lot alike. Online we slut out. In real life we are faithful. I hope your girl calms down. When my man leaves me I go on local dating sites and get depressed because men in florida tend to be dickheads. And, looks can be deceiving. You think of me as a hot girl. I'm really not. I'm the chick that went fucking bald and got made fun of unmercifully. I've heard every bald joke out there. Men in florida love to call me fat. I also recovered from a facial deformity. In my head, I'm not a hot chick. I'm below average without synthetic hair. I got the last laugh on the dumb fuckers who called me bald. Men like you think I'm hot. I've got the whole ugly duckling into swan gimmick working for me. And yes (it's not exactly busting a nut) I have cum so damn hard it hurt. Don't be embarrassed. Always remember nothing shocks me. I don't judge. I am always good to my friends. And already I think of you as a great new friend who I can bullshit with. Usually, I'm not doing cyber slut secretary shit and we can chat. xoxo lynn

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

Have you ever busted a nut so hard it hurt?

funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : Sorry if I come across as a horn dog. I really am, to be honest. I like to be honest!!! I'm stoked a hot girl is talking to me! Lol sorry. Totally no creeper. Lol embarrassing lol

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : I won't tell no one. Lol but it is in the comments so if someone hits you up and creeps I never said anything lol jk ya, I do like that. In real world I'm faithful as well. But I'm a whore online. Can't help it. I like sex way to much to. My girl is mad at me right now so I have been on cut off for awhile now. Killin me

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halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : It totally makes sense. I can pull the kinky mistress role....or I can just get on top and do all the work. I can adapt. giggle However, sometimes I just want to be fucked stupid with little say so in the situation. I am a fan of men who simply take what they want. But, don't tell other dudes I'm that easy....especially not my boyfriend. I am a cyber slut. However, I am faithful in the real world. I just never leave my house.

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funhaver Host 9 years ago

to halinaplays : I like the domination to go both ways lol sometimes IM in the mood to get fucked lol if that make sense.

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halinaplays 9 years ago

to funhaver : Thank you darling. My art is pretty fucking weird sometimes. It isn't for everybody. You are right I am in control when it comes to paper. I'm also in control within the bedroom. I'm a perfect switch. I adore total submission. I also adore total domination. If it's kind of kinky...I probably like it. xoxo lynn

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