About

A few words about me…
The world’s only consulting detective. I already know everything about you before you’ve spoken, which can make first dates a little dull. I would probably rather be somewhere else in disguise investigating something. I do not mean that in a kinky way.

What my ideal partner would be like
An opera singer who had an affair with the King of Bohemia. There is only… the woman.

My idea of the perfect date
I will be dressed as an elderly clergyman. You will be disguised as a young man. Our eyes will meet in brief recognition of each other’s intellect, and then we will never meet again.

Best feature
My incomparable intellect (comparable only to my brother, but he’s too fat and stupid to date).

Biggest turn off
Dick pics, green nipple rouge, waterfalls.

Interests
Violin playing, looking up skirts and collecting baseball cards

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