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Personal information
I am:
Farmer John, male, heterosexual
From:
Farmville, Norway
Seeking:
Female
Interests
and fetishes:
Languages:
English, Norwegian, Swedish
Occupation:
Farmer
Smoking:
Never
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Bald
Height:
180 cm (5 ft 11 in)
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About me

Farmer John is looking for hucows for online or IRL roleplay. The cow must be willing to participate in or be curious about hand and machine milking . Breast pumps are also likely to be used.
She must also be willing to take part in breeding to make sure her ability to produce milk is constant .
Occasionally the farmer will very likely experience engorgement . This mode must be taken care of by the hucow too.
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Lunazul15
Lunazul15 5 years ago
Can I be your hucow?
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marymaso 6 years ago
to Farmer_John : Yes Sir, it thanks You for such a great honor, Sir. it bends at the waist and begins to tongue clean Your rubber boots, Sir.
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Farmer_John
Farmer_John Host 6 years ago
to marymaso : You're in good hands Mary. Start off by cleaning Farmer John's rubber boots.
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Farmer_John
Farmer_John Host 6 years ago
to mistyblue2 : Good. So you are a pony now.... what was wrong about being a hucow ? I try to give  my Hucows a good life by milking and breeding them . They are also alowed to mooooo as loud as they can . I also assume moooing is easier than neighing. Was it the milking machine you didn't like ?
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mistyblue2
mistyblue2 6 years ago
Hello sir your invitation has been accepted
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marymaso 6 years ago
Dear Sir, it kneels at Your Feet, thanking You for being a Dominant Friend, Sir.
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marymaso 6 years ago
to Farmer_John : Although it no longer produces milk it's still used for abuse and degradation, Sir.
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Farmer_John
Farmer_John Host 6 years ago
to marymaso : That's a proper gesture for an ex-cow . Your name should be Mary Moo , then... I assume you got kicked out of the milk barn after you got too old to yield enough milk ? Judging from your sore ass it looks like the farmer gave you a good beating too !   I think there should be retirement homes for laid off hucows like yourself.
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marymaso 6 years ago
Dear Farmer John, this old ex-hucow slave kneels at Your Feet, Sir.
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mistyblue2
mistyblue2 6 years ago
to Farmer_John : You would find me very docile,easy to manage and very compliant to your needs
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Farmer_John
Farmer_John Host 6 years ago
to mistyblue2 : Yes , I think we do , Misty. What else can I do but accept an invitation from such a devoted slut like yourself. One day I might include you in my live stock...I am constantly on the lookout for new milkcows and I have this feeling that you will fit in very well. But right now I'm having a look through your faved videos. Quite exciting stuff , must say...
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mistyblue2
mistyblue2 6 years ago
Hello Sir I hope you accept my invitation we seem to have a common interest
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