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Howdy Everyone!

Warning Warning! don't add me unless you want you pussy and ass licked till you squirt across the room! As you can tell I ain't got time for bullshit! This is America! Goddammit! I gotta car with a supercharger. If You what to get that pussy sucked and fucked just say it!

I'm an all American rebel badass cowboy. I come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum! lol Ive been single for awhile now. I was hoping to meet a special lady somewhere. Ya know how good things can get with a woman. Things can be really great. Romance, dancing, massages, true intamacy at a higher level,oh yeah! kissing, champagne, strawberries, and screwing all day. Well, so much for hope. In the mean time, I might as well seek out some old fashioned American fun, cuz this is America! Goddammit!

Women have been so good to me, they have called me Zeus, Boy Toy, Papa Bear, and Daddy! So fuckin awesome and funny too. lol

I love licking pussy and tongue fucking asses more than a fat kid loves choclate cake! I get so exited when a woman shoots off on my cock and in my mouth. Last summer I was out kayaking on the American River and two college babes chatted me up. They ask me to come along on their boat to hang out and party. I was more than happy to say the least. We proceeded to get really fucked up. We talked and joked for awhile and then they took turns kissing me and feeling my hard cock through my board shorts. The head of my cock was exposed to them and they began to tease me by licking around it. I was so hard. I'm sure they tasted my precum. We were all so turned on that we all got naked. I licked both their pussies to climax, cuz fuck, Im a champ.I had them get on all fours and took turns fucking them from behind. I would be thrusting my thick cock in one pussy and fingering the other. I splashed sun tan oil on their asses so I could slide my cock and fingers in their tight little buttholes. They loved it and french kissed each other, moaning loudly, as I impaled these two pretty women up their poopers. The best was when they had me lay on my back and took turns riding my cock and my mouth. The feeling of their pussies squirting on and in both ends of me was so awesome. I had a multiple orgasem.

I've traveled the world and have had many adventures, most of them really funny and erotic. In the dark cold days full of nightmares, they make me smile. All and all my life is just getting started. I'm a pirate that turned 40. The cannons don't thunder and theres nuthin to plunder. Ariving 200 years to late. booo fuckin hooo! I've made strippers cum simply by letting them dry hump me and made aeithiest women see God, so I aint got nuthin to worry about. I'm sexy and I know it, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!

I should write a book, Chicken Soup for My Cock, and shit!

oh Yeah! The babe with the really big tits in my gallery. She was so pretty. I wish that i could show all of you her face. I promissed her husband that I would never tell. hahahehe! He did watch me fuck her titties and ass multiple times.

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