"Don't think your clever copying your brother James, you two need to behave all the time, by the time your father comes home I'm all sexed out." I said applying my red lipstick. "Stop rubbing it in your pants" I added. Watching him in the dressing table mirror. "I'm dressed blouse, skirt stockings heels, come on I can't look like a nun because your a horny fucker"I said. "Your not wearing a bra" he replied. "Are my nipples showing a bit is that what's getting you going?" I asked. He just pulled his underpants down and started jerking off. "It's very hard for me to apply mascara when your slapp… Read more
Spankypanky
Maybe theskintight leatherlook leggings were not the best things to wear with my two new stepsons at home, everytime they passed by they were slapping my ass. "Will you stop doing that it's inappropriate" I told them both."But we like the noise it makes"said Andrew.""Your a bad example on James he copies you" I said. Andrew came over behind me and pushed his semi hard into my ass, "You love it bet them nipples are hard" he whispered, moving his hands round to the front of my crop top, sliding them up and pulling on them hard."ouch" I said. He spun me round, lifted my crop top exposing my tits… Read more
The new Stepmom!
It fun meeting new men, but when your latest tells you be has 2 sons, you kinda get to thinking I don't need kids at my nature age, then find out they are almost grown men, 16 and 17 collectively. It was a bit Summers day and we had gone to the mall to buy some flat packed furniture for Andrew who was going to the local uni in the Autumn. I had worn my thin white dress with the cherries on, totally impractical for a busty babe like me, going shopping. "Are you sure that's appropriate for the shops" said Peter with a disapproving look on his face. Having huge boobs always gave my sundresses the… Read more
Memories of my first squirt!
It started off as a normal evening at the youth club, a little chilly for August, I was walking back to my house in my hooded puffer jacket, a silver one thought it looked futuristic. I went passed the sign for the park and came to the main gates, a crowd of boys loitered in the approach road. "Well look who it aint" said Jon McGregor the bully at school "Dopey Diamond and her big tits" he added. the other three lads laughed. "Gis a fag" said Stevie the spotty tall one. "I don't have any tonight" I replied not telling the truth. Pete the bruiser grabbed my wrists "check her bag " he said and S… Read more
your orafice obsession
I just thank CharleeRose the Instagram model for getting me into these stretchy low cut tops they are great the lycra in them really supports my big charlies..... And my new beau loves me copying her vids..... "Have you seen my glasses" "" Oh sorry I was just having a snack" The beauty of a braless top is it makes them so easy to fondle, and I love getting my nipples hard. "People keep asking me if I'm cold. today" Is sucking the lollipop just to much....The long cylindrical ones really make a girl gag. It's funny though the more I gag the sexier I feel, I have been told by a medical professio… Read more
Pumping Penis at the petrol garage
Well I can't help the bounce when I walk in stilettos, the petrol garage queue is always a source of comment, so there I am standing there when the man mountain standing behind me bends down and says in my ear "You make Dolly look flat chested" adding "what you need is a proper Alpha male to fuck them titties" I'm sorry" I reply "Oh don't be sorry your making my cock throb with them red talons and that jangling jewellery, they would look so good wrapped round my big bellend!" he said. " You can't go round talking to women like that" I said replying. "With my big cock I can talk to women how I… Read more
Back behind the bar
It's been a while, but life and loves move on, so you're truly got caught out cheating and has ended up going back to work, it's not so bad Edgar has given me a job in his bar and with my massage business Im making ends meet. The tenancy on the Bath house expires in February so I will be looking for lodgers, when I move back. So Ed is happy with my work and my dress sense, last night I wore my Palazzo pants and a sexy chiffon blouse, the men of North London so like a barmaid with big hooters to look at.ok....Palazzo is the name for wide legged trousers...and my leopard print ones from George a… Read more
Putting the Foo in Corfu!
Well the British weather has been shit.... so went off with Vanessa to Corfu for some Summer Sun......phoo.... 34Celsius Damn hot. Stepped off the plane and thought I had an orgasm my thighs were so wet, short bus ride to our villa in Sidari and then onto the beach The blue sky and Turquoise ocean were beautiful Vanessa is a double D cup and with me being Double GG. getting our bikini tops off caused a magnetic drift of male testosterone up our end of the beach. "I'm not sure I want to go topless" said Vanessa sitting there sipping vodka and Orange and vaping, "Well I go topless in the garden… Read more
Putting the Foo in Corfu!
Well the British weather has been shit.... so went off with Vanessa to Corfu for some Summer Sun......phoo.... 34Celsius Damn hot. Stepped off the plane and thought I had an orgasm my thighs were so wet, short bus ride to our villa in Sidari and then onto the beach The blue sky and Turquoise ocean were beautiful Vanessa is a double D cup and with me being Double GG. getting our bikini tops off caused a magnetic drift of male testosterone up our end of the beach. "I'm not sure I want to go topless" said Vanessa sitting there sipping vodka and Orange and vaping, "Well I go topless in the garden… Read more
Putting the Foo in Corfu!
Well the British weather has been shit.... so went off with Vanessa to Corfu for some Summer Sun......phoo.... 34Celsius Damn hot. Stepped off the plane and thought I had an orgasm my thighs were so wet, short bus ride to our villa in Sidari and then onto the beach The blue sky and Turquoise ocean were beautiful Vanessa is a double D cup and with me being Double GG. getting our bikini tops off caused a magnetic drift of male testosterone up our end of the beach. "I'm not sure I want to go topless" said Vanessa sitting there sipping vodka and Orange and vaping, "Well I go topless in the garden… Read more
Putting the Foo in Corfu!
Well the British weather has been shit.... so went off with Vanessa to Corfu for some Summer Sun......phoo.... 34Celsius Damn hot. Stepped off the plane and thought I had an orgasm my thighs were so wet, short bus ride to our villa in Sidari and then onto the beach The blue sky and Turquoise ocean were beautiful Vanessa is a double D cup and with me being Double GG. getting our bikini tops off caused a magnetic drift of male testosterone up our end of the beach. "I'm not sure I want to go topless" said Vanessa sitting there sipping vodka and Orange and vaping, "Well I go topless in the garden… Read more
Helping Hands
"You got your Cuckoo clock fixed, it's like a repair shop, well I might have a few things I need fixing or adapting, I can't believe it's free Samantha, it's charity run wow I just get down there." I said finishing the call. I have a silver puss lip clamp that I had big ideas for I wanted it gilded gold and have little holes drilled in it so it could take some old hoop earrings and a few charms, can you guess who wants to tinkle down the High Street! But what could I tell the old chap in the shop ...a mobile yes or jewellery stand. yes. So off I went to Walthamstow found the place at the back… Read more
falling on your feet
So a planned fresh start, for the girl from Leith, my college mates were sad to see me go. Edinburgh Waverley station to Kings Cross...... The whole of the North seems to pass through Kings Cross, so I was armed with a magazine that said Time Out, according to my brother this was the Londoners Bible. There were clubs and eateries and holidays and places to stay, why Mum had decided to pack me off was because of my predatory seduction of her previous partner, I guess a *********** Nikki was just to much competition! So the train slowly laboured through the North London suburbs the Graffiti was… Read more
Wee Blether
I don't have a problem chatting to people , I'm a sociable kind of girl, I never miss the chance to chat with the black youths at the mall, they always seem happy to exchange banter. Some would say I flirt it's not my fault I got the hooters and the junk they like to funk! No help needed typical example of the conversation "hey sister whatcha vaping today?" You know the Feds will get you they see your cloud's " Which means basically get over here girl the security guys can see you vaping inside the mall cd "She smelling nice wid the Kardash booty in dem pants" I'm wearing Chanel no.5 and my ti… Read more
St. Patrick's Day Special
"No I've given up bar work, not doing it anymore, not even for Paddys Day" I told Tony. He begged me he went from 200-350 for the session "What are you proposing I do, I'm certainly not wearing a silly green top hat and hotpants....like years before." I said beginning to come round to the idea. ... "Well you can wear an Irish rugby shirt and some heels, we are having a lucky treasure chest all you have to do is pick the winning ticket out of it....how easy is that...." said Tony reassuring me. " O.K. I will do it but just this once and ********" I said. Arriving at the pub, the stage was lit,… Read more
Letting it all hang out!
"There's a parcel for you from France" said grumpy. I thought it best to open it after the grouch had gone to work, it was from Marie, she took over my swimwear business in St. Tropez. I knew she was sending me some Slingshot monokinis and bikinis......probably extremely revealing for a voluptuous figure like mine.. With the slamming of the front door was my due to tear the brown paper off, I needed scissors and I was amazed how many she had sent me there was a b!ack one, yellow,,cerise,electric blue,white,Apple green,red purple a sit Sat pattern, one with melons on. (humourous)Some were just… Read more
London Eyefull
I hadn't had a day out in Central London for ages, so when I was told I was going up in the London Eye ( Big Ferris wheel with glass capsules that give you a panoramic view over River Thames and London) So you're truly turns up in wrap around dress sheer black stockings and agent provocateur undies with of course stiletto heels, so I thought I was going in the capsule with my new beau, he makes an excuse and I end up with a load of Serbian rugby players So much for Romance! They were very rowdy and seem intent on taking off my long leather coat "Pretty Lady" one kept saying. There are suppose… Read more
Orafice at the Office!
"Mr Addison wants to see you in personnel, reckon your get the sack" said Natalie bible bashing Christian bore!I How I hate office politics! So off I strutted the door was closed so I knocked. "Come in" I entered the office Me Addison a tall ugly man skinny and into cycle racing so I'm told. "Take a seat " he said. "What's the problem" I asked. "Well it's this two page dossier on your working practices" He said looking over the top of his spectacles. " An Appraisal! " I quipped. "No more a list of promoting Misogynistic ideals in the workplace, let's start with your attire today your wearing… Read more
Repair Shed
It's so annoying, when your favourite appliance breaks. Electric Kettle, old hi fi, half barrel Sybian, my friend Arianne gave it to me years ago. Had many a bored your riding the Sybian to the most fantastic orgasms! With its variable control knob. So walking by the church hall I saw a sign 'Repair Shop we fix anything for free' But what hussy. would bring in a Sybian... I needed a big carrier bag but found my way in to the little hut with a counter and an old chap and a tall young man, working in there. "Is this the repair place" I asked standing there in my fur coat leather skirt tight top… Read more
The Milky Way
Well I've been very diligent taking the prolactive hormone tablets and using my electric breast pump at every opportunity and have increased my boobs by three cup sizes! I'm such a Miss Milky these days! It was time to see my G.P. so I put on a pretty blouse and quarter cup bra which matched the sussy belt and thong my elongated nipples showed but that was how it is these days. Pulled up my leather look pants and stiletto boots and was off.The waiting room was quite busy and warm so I took off my coat the men immediately stared at my frontage, what's a lady to do....I brought my own magazine,… Read more