About

I've been so lonely since my wife Eleanore left me for the UPS driver. I need a woman so badly, I can't stand it. I like watching the beautiful women in these videos, hoping that I can find one to marry. I have a gastrointestinal disorder which causes me to fart in public. I hope that doesn't annoy you too much. I also snore very loudly; could wake the dead. I wore dresses in the army, not because I liked it, but to get out of the Vietnam war...you know...on a section 8. I did it for so long, however, that I still enjoy putting on my pretty dresses and high heels. Weird, huh? I seem to attract other men who also wear dresses. That's OK. I'm sure most of them are nice people.