About

Many comedians work with a STRAIGHT MAN.
But I can't seem to find any ~ an endangered species?
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★ I'm a smart-ass & a wise-ass WITH a cute ass!
★ Part-time CD ~ but a proud full-time SLUT


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NOTICE: This is a safe zone for LGBTQ+ people of all genders, all sexual preferences, all ages, all sizes, all shapes, all races, all ethnic groups, and all spiritual beliefs.

To any and all sexists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, racists, bigots, religious fanatics, fascists, dipshits, douchebags, narrow-minded assholes, miserable motherfuckers, and anyone without a sense of humor: I hereby cordially invite you to please FUCK OFF and to STAY THE HELL OUT OF HERE!



My sexual preference is several times a day, EVERY DAY.


I live life on my terms, not the terms and conditions of society, or of anyone else.

My favorite numbers are 69 and 420.


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1) - PLEASE take the fucking time to read my ENTIRE profile.
2) - DO NOT form an opinion about me UNTIL you've done so.
3) - JUDGE ME if you're perfect, IF NOT, only judge yourself.

★ Read the words in BOLD at the beginnings of 1, 2, & 3 above.
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This profile was written under the influence of my favorite herb. Don't judge me bitch, at least half you motherfuckers are high right now.


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★ You REALLY want to know about me? ~ OK, here goes!
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I'm DanB1672, aka Dani_Evangelista @ FetLife.com
AKA the Funny Freaky Fabulous Funky Fucker of FetLife.
https://fetlife.com/users/7980508

I love to crossdress. I love crossdressers. I love Transgender women. I love cisgender women. I love some men (very fucking few - can't stand macho bullshit), I absolutely adore gay men and pretty fem-bois.

Your qualifications => Must be 21+, of any gender, any race, any size or shape, possess high sex drive, 420 a plus, AND be drug/disease-free.

I adore teasing and pleasing and showing myself to others. I enjoy taunting with a glimpse of my luscious body, just a little at a time, just enough to get a RISE out of you, just enough to AROUSE your interest. Just enough to keep you UP, so you don't doze off. Some people are exhibitionists, I'm a SEXhibitionist.


I'm living proof!

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LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR
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I'M ASKING FOR IT ~
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==> Florida's Gulf Coast is fucking HOT.
https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/florida-gulf-coast-8501566

The waters of the Gulf Of Mexico are always WARM, and I'm always HOT & READY. I love SANDY beaches, COOL ocean breezes, WARM weather, HOT lovers, & COLD beer. I absolutely adore living in Florida. I am very laid back, easy-going, and EXTREMELY 420 FRIENDLY.


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★==> I am extremely horny, sexual, and insatiable.

★==> I am extremely 420 friendly (I love smoking weed).


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