About

One never knows what to expect. Unless there are no expectations :)

However if you want to add me as your friend please have the curtesy to message me and indicate why you would be interested in forming a friendship. That is good manners and I am a huge fan of good manners. Thank you :)

Please take the time to view my profile. As it is clearly indicated that I don't have a webcam there is no point in first approaching me and then insulting me over this as did a Frenchie Horse666. I do not wish to be called a slut/cunt/whore or anything else of the sort for not having a Webcam either (You know who you are Mr. Devonshire) so please stop requesting my friendship if camming is what you prefer over cumming. Thank you for your co-operation.

Oh and I am not interested in marriage proposals at this time. Thank you all the same :) And if you start throwing religion at me your sorry ass will be hurled over to Smoky at xHamster before you can say "Chesire cat" so do not tempt me because it will result in an immediate ban from this site. "Just porn. No bullshit."

Should you have failed your English classes these instructions will be available in any language google translates into.

Before asking if I enjoy anal ask yourself: "Would I enjoy this?"