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Personal information
I am:
Carly, female, heterosexual
From:
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Income:
Big
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
No, and do not want any
Religion:
Pagan
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Blonde
Eye color:
Green
Height:
160 cm (5 ft 3 in)
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About me

Ok lets see if I can save you from wasting your time and effort. I'm not interested in humiliating anyone. I'm not interested in being dominated or dominating anyone. I don't really want to watch you on cam or receive tributes. I don't want to be your mummy, nor am I interested in anyone who used to fileshare with gary glitter. I can't say i'm particularly interested if you're an ex squaddie either. I refuse to participate in the continued devaluation of the word hero. If you can converse reasonably well and don't write your when you mean you're, we will get on just fine.

C
xx

I've been here a while now and feel I should add a few additional caveats

I am reasonably happily married and it's financially prudent to remain so. I have no interest in talking to you if you believe in ghosts, psychics, mediums, aliens, god, santa, pyramid schemes, invisible rabbits, michael jackson was innocent, robbie williams is straight or global warming. At best you are naive, at worst a hipster bellend so move along please xx

It seems I haven't made myself clear enough. If you're going to send me twisted shit like this:

Hey, I'd love to see you on all fours in a school uniform with your pink hello kitty panties pulled to one side and my fat throbbing cock slamming into your tight pussy as you beg daddy to stop x

Then i'm going to copy and paste it here and name you: ageplaylover25.

While i'm here, can I just add that I don't want to hear about god either. I know how hard it is to get a decent tradesman but this jesus shit is just enraging. Thanks xx

If you're going to continually retire your profile then you're not for me. Have courage in your convictions! Other than that i'm happy to talk to anyone really. Though anything along the lines of What are you looking for? or Tell me what turns you on are guaranteed to get you on the pay no mind list.






















Spot the differences for a password :)

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[/b]The exposure of innocence is a lie. Be strong o man! Lust, enjoy all things of sense and rapture: fear not that any god shall deny thee for this.
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DaBoss302 9 months ago
You still have the hottest collection of smokin hot videos on the site Carly. 
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kjabusa
kjabusa 3 years ago
Great profile, the rhetoric in your 'about me' made me smile, but it is true. And i counted four differences between the two photos. Loving your videos too x
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boroparmo
boroparmo 3 years ago
hey thanks for the add.
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donutbob 3 years ago
Hey! Not chatted to you in a while. Hope all is well ?
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simba45
simba45 3 years ago
Such a sweet profile! Thanks!
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juneys 3 years ago
great pussy
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cjtjlab3249
cjtjlab3249 4 years ago
great profile
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Hamish2408
Hamish2408 4 years ago
Thanks for adding me 
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camplayer
camplayer 4 years ago
beautiful profile pics, I hope you'll add me :wink:
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Vombat1944 4 years ago
Please confirm my friend request

Love your video's
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simba45
simba45 4 years ago
Superb!! Thanks for sharing and thanks for letting us cum with with you!
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richiebabes
richiebabes 4 years ago
Would love to be your friend on here, great unlocked photos, and great , educated narrative! Xx
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enzo1965 4 years ago
Very nice. I do like women who know their own mind.
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roland03
roland03 4 years ago
GREAT COLLECTION OF PICS AND VIDEOS ,THANKS FOR SHARING THEM
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Ruaround
Great profile 
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TOUCHWOOD25
TOUCHWOOD25 5 years ago
Thanks for accepting the invite
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smiley72 5 years ago
Hello.. Love an add please.. 
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donutbob 5 years ago
just seen your message and replied :smile: sorry I missed it !
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donutbob 5 years ago
Hi Carly. fancy a chat ?
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DaBoss302 5 years ago
Merry Christmas Carly. I hope it was a great day. 
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donutbob 5 years ago
Merry Christmas Carly. Hope you are having a wonderful time xxx
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dog45 5 years ago
Hi sexy pics
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Fleetwood123 5 years ago
Hi, you have an excellent profile 
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Fleetwood123 5 years ago
Stockings, knickers and necklace lol, do I win a prize? Lol xx
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Billy-Banjoski 5 years ago
One of the funniest profiles I’ve read... brills
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donutbob 5 years ago
spot the differences 3 - missing fence post on far left, missing blue blob on far right, no dots on stockings :wink:
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donutbob 5 years ago
spot the differences 2 - upskirt view :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: , missing hole at the back of the water, 
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donutbob 5 years ago
Spot the difference 1 - Missing stocking top, missing coat button, missing blue ball on top of the post, and the last diffence is....My cock is hard now instead of limp lol x
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lighter38
lighter38 5 years ago
would love to ADD this stunner as a FRIEND X
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ginghirel
ginghirel 5 years ago
Great MILF.  I'll be great if u could do some vids with your hot boobs. Kisses from Germany
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