About

Happy, passionate & curious London based couple of 6 years, in our early 30's. She is average height & weight with amazing 36DD tits, a big round ass & a beautiful, sweet, wet shaven pussy. He is a 6'3, heavy, bearded & tattoo'd dude with an average penis. a talent for eating pussy & a wicked sense of humour [yes, fat]. We are here to try & explore our kinks & fantasies & would love to find a bisexual woman to seduce & satisfy her, while he watches or joins in...

If we find the right girl, he is happy to be as passive or involved as you desire & we would especially love to have her give & receive a nice wet strap on fucking to orgasm while he watches.
If you fit the profile & are interested in meeting an intelligent, laid-back & fun couple for some good laughs & naughtiness, message us. x

No single men, no single men posing as couples, definitely no guys posing as women like you're not easy to spot a fucking mile off you deceptive, creepy little fucks. Best of luck elsewhere but you're wasting your time here. We won't accept profiles with no content & aren't interested in just collecting "friends". Single women who want to experience and or guide another women while he watches are the jackpot, if that's you, tell us about it. Don't be shy, we're very open & approachable & probably as nervous as you are but you die at the end right? She is beautiful & curvaceous & incredible fun, he is a fat fatso but handsome with a welcoming smile, extremely witty, very good company & a captivating conversationalist & lover, if you are put off by that, cool, no drama, just move on, we have no shortage of interest & are not desperate to rush into anything. Despite, the lack of abs & horse dick, we know what we're competing with in people & as such feel at no disadvantage. We may not be a perfect match for you but if we come close, I can assure you we wil alll have a laugh & leave satisfied.

No idiots or carbon copies, we would rather you were sane, intelligent, individual, good company & eager to please than a fashion mag mannequin or playboy centrefold.

Not an on cam couple at this point, although we will happily watch. Happy to meet in person with the right couple.

Not into collecting friends, so unless you're interested in occasional communication in some form or at least opening up your pictures for viewing, it seems kinda redundant, so probably best to just pass us by, with that in mind we won't accept incomplete profiles or profiles with very little content, it's not about demanding content, as apposed to getting a sense that it's a genuine person behind the keyboard.

We are normal, straight talking people who just like you have our list of scars, burdens & insecurities & thankfully a hundred more reasons to be confident. We love everything about sex from the primal to the sensual, hopefully we can find some common ground & explore some filth together.

Let's get perverted.
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