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We are:
bob simon and Little Lisa, male and female couple, heterosexual
From:
Fort Myers Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
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Big
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About us

I am a very fit and sexually open-minded man who loves to role play, light dom, daddy/daughter role play, sharing with others sexually, love to give and receive oral. Public sex and the risk of getting caught or spotted is a real turn on. I love my girls to "flash" accidentally to other guys and gals-especially down the blouse or up skirt with no panties.

I'm looking for an adventurous sincere girl to play out some kinky but safe fantasies with.

RULES FOR ADULT THEATER PLAY FOR SINGLES!!!!!!

1. The number one rule is that No means No..anytime, everytime, all the time. If you are told no, it means No! until and unless you are given specific permission or invitation.

2. Not every couple that walks into a theater is seeking a no holds barred gangbang....I know, its hard to believe but true. Others might be but would like to at least allow their eyes to accustom to the light, orientate themselves to the surroundings and scope out the crowd. It is considered good form to allow them to sit down. If it is their first time, they will appreciate the courtesy. If they are looking to play with others, they will soon enough offer encouragement to those they wish to play with.

3. Its is not a democracy. Not every one is equal. The fantasy is the woman's or couple's to control. They set the rules. You may really really really want to jack off on her tits, but if that is not the couple's fantasy, guess what? You don't get to jack off on her tits.

4. You may be the best looking swinging dick that ever walked in the door and may be blessed with a 9 inch rock hard blue vainer hanging below your rock hard abs, but if the couple's turn on is Ron Jeremy's grandfather, its their choice. If they want black and you are white, sorry, you lose. If they want white and you are black? Another loss for the home team. They point to the guy on your left and then the guy on your right and shake their head “No” at you? Ain't gonna happen for you this time, so suck it up, Buttercup, better luck next time.

5. Learn some basic phrases in common usage. “No”-see rule 1. “She said NO!”-should be the response of any crowd member when rule 1 is ignored by another crowd member. “Back off”-quit crowding them and give them some time to get comfortable. Just the fact that they have not gotten up and left when the swarm surrounds them means they may be in the mood to play, so just back the fuck up and calm the fuck down. “Excuse me.”- usually used by someone who has just been blocked by a newcomer stepping in front of them. The proper response is “Sorry” followed by stepping back to unblock the person who complained.

6. Each theater/video store/whatever has its own ground rules. Learn them. Certain areas where couples may go without singles joining them, other areas where only invited singles may join, generally accepted distances singles may approach without invitations, etc. Learn by watching. Ask questions, Assume that gentlemanly behavior is a good default posture if there is a question about how to act.

7. Competitive Cock Blocking is Not an Olympic sport. If the couple you desire do not desire you in return, do not ruin the evening/night/morning for everyone else. Gracefully accept that its not your night and bow out. Continue to watch if you like, but don't run the couple off especially when it reinforces why they didn't invite you to begin with.

8. You show up and pay your admission and you takes your chances. You take the bad nights with the good. You sit and wait like all the others. Just because you took your last Viagra doesn't mean anyone owes you anything.

9. If you visit a theater with long spells without couple activity, here is a pro tip: Learn to nap with your head forward on your chest, don't nap with your head back and your mouth open. Trust us on this one.

(Anyone that reposts these rules to there page will get the password to the newest video simply copy the list by highlighting it, go to edit on your page and paste it. Message me to let us know you did it and you get the password
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turksev64 21 days ago
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SJ0929
SJ0929 22 days ago
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bms Host 1 month ago
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jackmeoffnow1 1 month ago
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cd_aysecik 1 month ago
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ChrisandCoral
ChrisandCoral 3 months ago
Hi guys. We are Coral and Chris nudist party couple in Cocoa Beach Florida. We are always interested in making new fun friends. Come play with us on the beach.
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Jaabee9 4 months ago
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Edzami 5 months ago
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Micha6220 5 months ago
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beno1985 6 months ago
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tadxart 6 months ago
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toma89999 7 months ago
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bms Host 1 year ago
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KnightUnderCover 1 year ago
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KnightUnderCover 1 year ago
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TourneTonFilm 1 year ago
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Naughtynev69 1 year ago
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jaybird27991 1 year ago
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whatsleft2 1 year ago
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bms
bms Host 1 year ago
to ChrisandCoral : Hi. We usually get up that way in the fall. Right now we are on the way to Switzerland for a couple of weeks and expect to be back in mid September. Would love to explore possibilities more then. 😘
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ChrisandCoral
ChrisandCoral 1 year ago
Hi there. We are Chris and Coral nudist party couple. We live about 45 minutes east of Orlando on the beach in Cocoa Beach. We are always interested in making new fun friends. Please let us know if you are ever in our area. Xoxo
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hornytalico 1 year ago
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