About

I am a slow developer and have just discovered the wonders of the "internet" ...my goodness you can even view naked images ....what an invention , well done Mr Internet wherever you may be !!!! I am a little unusual as I am only 4ft 4 inches tall but I more than make up for it with my manhood ....hung like a seahorse I am . I have two pets who I really enjoy spending time with ....A Ugandan tree frog called Marmaduke and a Bolivian mountain goat called Clipper . My home is a little "aromatic" at times but nothing that a bit of pot pourri can't sort out . I have a couple of interesting hobbies which keeps my mind ticking over .....I go bell ringing at my local cathedral with my very good friend Tarquin ....he is outrageous and enjoys kissing men . I am not gay myself but once woke up with somebody who was .....Anyway my other hobby is collecting butterflies ....I only have one , a dead white coloured one , as they are pretty elusive to catch .....I may have to invest in a net soon .