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Personal information

I am:

John Kelso, male, heterosexual

From:

Sacramento, United States

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Languages:

English

Education:

BA/BS (4 years college)

Occupation:

self-employed

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Single

Religion:

Jewish

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Most days

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Other

Eye color:

Hazel

Height:

185 cm (6 ft 1 in)

About me

I am an entertainer and an editor. Since 1954 (ya, I'm an old guy) I've loved vivid sexual media [aka: 'porn']. I'm happy to have lived til now: the golden age of pornography, and I'm just as sexed-up as I was at twenty. Kind of gives you young kids hope, hey?

Fuck as much as you can. You won't regret it. Everything else is just killing time.
Fucking is beautiful & tender... wet & raunchy... a perfect connection between a man and a woman. And I assume the same goes for man&man or woman&woman.

I love sounding.

Watching men and women fuck has taught me to be a better lover, and carried me through times when I had no lover.

I think heaven blesses everyone who loves the magic of sex in all it's hundreds of forms, in person or on film.

(Except that 2 girl/1 cup thing!)

Butt-Fucking:
In my youth I fucked 2 or 3 women in the ass, at their request. (They were curious.) Then I learned that fecal matter normally carries bacterial pathogens. Ram your dick up anyone's asshole & you invite the pathogens to travel up your urethra. So, I don't care how cute she is, I don't want her shit in my cock. Plus; none of those asses felt as good as the pussies. So, I permanently lost interest in butt-fucking.
Of course, if I was doing a 10 year stretch in prison,
I'd probably modify my thinking.

Who gets more from fucking, men or women? My girlfriend says, "If your ear itches and you stick your finger in to scratch it, what feels better: your finger or your ear."

Comments

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Vidster 12 years ago

Hi there. Been a while.
Working on my friends area for comments. Would you like to stay?

lieneke 12 years ago

Just here to see if everything is allright.
Hope all is well.

Kiss on the top of your head..grinz
xxx

lilmscomplicated 13 years ago

Thank you for the compliment even though you haven't seen a pic of me, I do feel as though I am beautiful, I will eventually get pics of myself up here, I have some somewhere haha..((PS I'm not sure how you would sign that, I am a little tired right now so that may be why))

alexcaptain 13 years ago

Best wishes from Ukraine ! Have a nice stay ! Have fun ! Thanks for comments !

Bratenstein 13 years ago

John,
thank you for the link. It´s magic! If memory serves me well, it had still been 2 flics this morning? One seems to have been spirited away ...
Still, the one I saw was pure joy to watch. You are a great taleteller (I guess you have to be in your industry) and it was a pleasure to look at and listen to you.
I´m planning to spend new year´s eve in L.A. county, maybe there´s a cheap JetBlue Flight outa Burbank up to Sacramento .... haha!
Take care
Igor

Bratenstein 13 years ago

John,
glad to see that you are still around. Beeen away myself from the Hamster´s cage for a while. Now back in the dungeons and having fun.
Best wishes across the pond
Brat

Vidster 14 years ago

Hi John. Very glad all is going well. Some time I would like to see your Sculptures you have in the Gallery. Just need to know where it is. The theater production sounds very interesting. Probably over by time I could get there; so I won't ask where this time. If you would like to let me know where the Gallery is just P M me. Thanks. Take care.

SlimFChance 15 years ago

Hello there! It's good to find thinking persons here. Your profile is great; you tell 'em, John!

hey ppl
read what this guy is saying,think about it,you know why ?,because he,s right!

SloNEasy 15 years ago

HAW! LMAO, I was JUST telling someone in here about that 2girl/1cup thing 2 days ago! I think we all get "hit" with that one eventually. Mine was apx 5 years ago, on MSN--she sent the link, then waited for my "reaction". When I typed, "Oh yummy" she stayed silent for a long time--I think she freaked. haha

hey man nice avatar

Vidster 15 years ago

Hay John. How have you been? Long time no hear. Hope you have a great week&end in all you are doing. Later.

heston 15 years ago

Hi John,have a fun day..

Bratenstein 15 years ago

Thanks for your little story. My first was "Deep Throat" with lovely Linda Lovelace. They showed it in my town at a theatre by the station in the 80ies. I went there at least 5 times but didn´t have the heart to go inside. Finally, I had my father´s car and went to another town to see it and man, was I impressed! I wonder if the other boys were as uptight as I was these days, haha

PeeHole 15 years ago

Had a great time in Old Sacramento a few years back. Glad you enjoyed the movies.

Bratenstein 15 years ago

Nice profile, John!
That reminds me of some vintage b/w from the early ages... I´ll go have a look for them.
Take care and have fun!

fcukman69 15 years ago

Hi John, thanks for your informative and observational comments.

yaniss 15 years ago

Hi, loved your text, a lot of meanig there lool.
have a nice weekend++

ballapusta 15 years ago

Good to see an older guy on here. A lot of the people on here think sex was invented in the 90s.Hello from Michigan

Vidster 15 years ago

Hi John. LIke what you have to say in about yourself. It is so true. the goldern age is really a great time. Things and people were in a slower pace. Where you could enjoy each other to the max. They can do wonderous things with computers now. Ifeelmyself Vids are really good. Need to see more of them here. Thanks for saying HI. Later.