About

My name is Kyle and I'm an honest, laid back Londoner.

During the week I go to the gym to necessitate my passion of drinking unholy amounts of alcohol on the weekends and excessively indulging in the things I enjoy.

I am hypersexual and bisexual - I just love to fuck.

I'm bald and I shave my head, because bollocks to rocking a friar tuck or a comb over.

I'm not hard at all to get along with and being implicitly comfortable with myself I love brutal banter, though I do give as good as I get - you've been warned!

I have a very sarcastic sense of humour, it is advisable not to take anything I say seriously.

A few random facts:-

I smoke, not just tobacco.

I'm an aspiring bodybuilder

My beard is epic.

I'm half Scottish.

I'm a designer/artist/creative type.

I swear like a trooper

I live my life like a real man and I rely on nobody. I keep a clean home and I look after myself as a man should.

If you're interested in meeting me, drop me a message and let's talk.