My first 'Porno'

I have an amusing little story that might help pass the time with all this isolation. A couple of years ago I and another 'mature' lady were asked if I would perform in a short porno action movie. I agreed along with the other lady as we were assured that the young guy performing with us was 'hot mustard'. Well, as soon as we started filming it was clear that he wasn't really very good.

We had to constantly wank him for any sort of erection. The highlight came when we both lay back on a sofa and spread our legs so that he could give us the full oral treatment. He did this with all the enthusiasm of a man climbing the gallows and after dealing with the first lady he looked at the camera, smiled and said 'That was good'. The trouble was caused by the smile.

He tried but the smile came from all the wrong places, like toothpaste when the tube splits. We never troubled the Oscars Committee and I've seen the other lady since. We always have a laugh about it now. It’s rather funny but the lady in my one and only porno did fancy going clean shaven for a change and asked me to shave her pussy. I did and made sure I stroked it and caressed it while doing so. We both got so excited by this that we finished by having a full '69'. It was great