My Master is the best Master!

My Master, Cunt Slapper, is the light of my life. He's the reason I wake up in the morning. He owns my body, mind, heart, and soul. He protects me from niggers and wimpy boys. He always keeps me in my place. He always hurts me and tells me what I did to deserve it.

He has never, and will never do wrong. I'll cut off whoever He says to, and always be with who He tells me to.