"If You Could" Questionnaire
The following is ten "If You Could" style questions, along with the rules/conditions for each one.
Have fun playing along and sharing your answers in the comments at the bottom of this page.
I'll be sharing my own answers in a comment below.
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Question 1:
If you could relive just one event from your past all over again, what would it be and why?
(You'll instantly go back in time and relive the event of your choosing all over again. It can only be any event from any time in your own life that you've actually lived through/was directly involved in/have a direct memory of. The event can only last for a maximum of one week but you're free to end it early and return to the present at any time during the event, but once that week is up you'll be poof'd back into the current present time instantly. You only got one chance to go back and relive the event though, you cannot return to it afterwards. You can do things differently while you're reliving your event, but nothing you do will have any real world consequences to the current timeline of your present life - ie nothing you do while in the past will change anything in the real world once you return to the present, but you and only you will have full memory of everything that happened while you was reliving your event, everyone else involved will remember the event exactly as they remembered it happening the first time that it happened before you went back and relived it.)
Question 2:
If you could change one event from your past, what would it be and why?
(You'll instantly travel back in time to an event in your own life of your choosing, only whatever you do differently during the past event will have real world consequences to the current present timeline. It can only be an event that you've already lived through/was directly involved in/have a direct memory of. So no going back in time and killing Hitler, unless you was actually alive and around during the same time that he was. Unlike the previous question, you've only got a maximum of 24 hours to spend in the past to change whatever you want. Once you've changed exactly what you wanted to change, you'll return instantly to the current yet now altered timeline of the present. You cannot go back and undo anything you've changed once it's been changed, you have to now live the rest of your life in the altered timeline, although you will have no memory at all of anything that happened during the previous timeline.)
Question 3:
If you could sleep with anybody in the world, who would you sleep with?
(You can choose literally any real person who has ever existed/been alive on this earth from any point in human history, from the very beginning of humankind right up to this precise exact moment of you reading this questionnaire. However, the person you choose must have been 16+ years of age during their lifetime - the legal age of consent in the UK. You can choose more than one person to have sex with if you wish to. Whoever you choose to sleep with, they will be completely willing/consenting to having sex with you. They'll gladly want to do whatever sexual thing you want them to do to/with you, but you'll only have just 24 hours to do whatever you want with them, in which time you could have sex with them as many times as you want during that 24 hour period. Whoever you choose, you can also choose for them to be whatever age you want them to be. For example, you could pick Stephen Hawking when he was 20 years old, before his MND started affecting his then-fully abled body, if you so desire. If you pick someone who has died, they'll be alive and well at whatever age you want them to be for that 24 hours, and then they'll disappear instantly after the 24 hours is up. If the person(s) you chose is alive right now, after the 24 hours is up they'll also disappear, returning back into their current present-day body, with no memory of the past 24 hours that they spent with you, and no one in the world (including the person) will believe you if you should tell people you slept with them and no one will ever be able to recognise or see any kind of physical proof that you may have of your time spent with them - ie if you filmed the sex, anyone else who watches the footage will just see a blank screen with no audio, it's only you who will be able to see/hear it.)
Question 4:
If you could kill anybody in the world, who would you kill and why?
(You can only pick just one real person who is currently alive right now at the time of you reading this questionnaire. There will be no consequences to you personally for killing them. You won't be arrested and tried for murder, no one will stop you or punish you for it, regardless of how you kill them or who you kill them in front of. Friends/family/strangers to you or the person you choose to kill will never react in a negative way towards you for killing the person. You can choose to kill the person in whatever way you desire, so long as the only one who dies or gets injured from your actions is your target. The person you choose will not be able to defend themselves from you in any way, they cannot stop you or fight back, nor can they get any outside help to prevent you from killing them - once you've chosen to kill them, they're going to die at your hands no matter what, at exactly the time that you want them to die. Once you've settled on your choice, you cannot back out of it or change your mind - should you try to back out of killing them, then the person will instantly drop dead right on the spot, so either way they're going to die because of you. You cannot choose to kill yourself, although no one's stopping you from doing that anyway I guess lol but please don't do that :) Basically, you get just one free and totally legal murder pass to legally murder just one person of your choosing with no negative consequences to you or your personal/professional life, although you may be effected with feelings of guilt or mental trauma from it, depending on if the thought of taking a life troubles you in that way.)
Question 5:
If you could play a videogame for the first time all over again, what game would you play?
(Whatever videogame you choose to play, all of your previous memories/experiences of playing it before then will disappear. You won't know anything about the game, so everything about the game and all of your experiences with it will be/feel totally brand new to you once you start playing it again. You can only pick just one videogame to play. If you pick a game from a franchise or series of videogames, you can only play just one entry in that franchise/series. You can take however long you want to play the game, you can play the game however you wish to play it, you're free to take as many rests in between gaming sessions of it without losing any progress in it, and you get to keep the game forever after you've played it/beaten it/finished with it. You can pick any videogame on any console/system from any period of time or generation, however the videogame you pick must be a game that you've already played before at any point in your life. You cannot pick a game that you haven't already played in some physical way.)
Question 6:
If you could listen to a song for the first time all over again, what song would you listen to?
(Same rules/conditions are in effect as in the previous question, only replace the word "videogame" with "song". Whatever song you choose, it will be like you're listening to it for the very first time. You can only pick just one song from any period of time, from any artist(s), off of any recording of your choice, but it must be a song that you've already heard before at any point in your life. You can re-listen to the song afterwards whenever you want to, for as long as you want to, as many times as you want to, but you'll only get to experience the song "brand new" again just the once.)
Question 7:
If you could watch a movie for the first time all over again, what film would you watch?
(Same rules/conditions as the previous question, except it's for films/movies. You can choose to watch any film from the entire history of films, only it must be a film that you've already watched at least once before at any point in your life. You can choose to watch the film on any format of your choice - a cinema projector and screen/IMAX/DVD/Blu-Ray/VHS/Laserdisc/any format at all. After you've watched the film, you're free to watch the film again any time you want, as many times as you want to, but you only get the experience of seeing it "for the first time ever" again just the once.)
Question 8:
If you could live the life of a superhero for just one day, which hero would you be and what would you do?
(You can choose any fictional comic-book superhero/superheroine character of your choice. The character must be naturally a good person, so anti-hero characters are acceptable but only if they've been portrayed mostly as good people trying to do good in their world for the majority of their existence. Once you've got control over the character of your choosing, you're free to do absolutely anything you want as them, you can be good or bad or neutral, and you're only limited by the rules at play in their world and what powers - if any - they possess. You'll also get whatever physical and mental traits the character has, such as their IQ, height, weight, etc, but only while you're being them, you'll return to your normal self once your 24 hours are up. If you should die or get injured while you're in control of a hero, you'll also die/get injured in real life. Whatever you do as that hero character, once your 24 hours are up and you return to your own body/life in the real world, your actions as that character will have consequences for that character in the stories/comics/portrayals of them in the real world medias that they appear in. For example, if you kill someone while you're Batman, then Batman will start freely killing people in his comic books/movies/shows, or if you're being evil while you're Superman, then Superman will become an evil character in his comic books/movies/shows. While you're the character, everything you experience as them will feel as real to you as what reality does to you in real life. You only get to experience the life of a superhero just once, and once only.)
Question 9:
If you could live the life of a supervillain for just one day, which villain would you be and what would you do?
(The exact same rules/conditions apply as the previous question, except that you can only choose to be a comic book character who has been portrayed as an evil or bad villain for the majority of their existence. Anti-heroes can be chosen, but only if the anti-hero character generally sides on the "villainous" spectrum of their deeds/actions. You're free to do whatever you want as that character, only limited by the rules at play in their world and whatever powers - if any - they possess. You only get to live as them for just 24 hours, and you can never experience it ever again.)
Question 10:
If you could swap gender for just one day, what would you do for that day in that gender?
(You can choose to be any gender you want that isn't the one you currently are right now. You only get to be the gender of your choosing for just 24 hours, once that time is up you'll return back to your current gender. Anything you do in that 24 hours will have real world repercussions/consequences to it, so if you commit a crime you'll still be liable to be tried for it, or if you sleep with someone then you and the person(s) you sleep with will have full memory of it happening. The real world and all of it's laws/logic/physics are still in effect, so if you die in that 24 hour period you'll die for good, if you get injured you'll still have those injuries afterwards, etc. You can only pick just one gender to be during that 24 hour period, you can't switch genders during the 24 hour period. Your age will stay the same as it is right now, but you'll be at 100% physical health and fitness. You'll be as attractive as you are right now, it's just that your looks will either become much more feminised or much more masculinised depending on the gender you choose to be.)
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Please leave your answer for each question in a comment below :)
Thank you in advance, and I look forward to reading your answers! :D
Have fun playing along and sharing your answers in the comments at the bottom of this page.
I'll be sharing my own answers in a comment below.
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Question 1:
If you could relive just one event from your past all over again, what would it be and why?
(You'll instantly go back in time and relive the event of your choosing all over again. It can only be any event from any time in your own life that you've actually lived through/was directly involved in/have a direct memory of. The event can only last for a maximum of one week but you're free to end it early and return to the present at any time during the event, but once that week is up you'll be poof'd back into the current present time instantly. You only got one chance to go back and relive the event though, you cannot return to it afterwards. You can do things differently while you're reliving your event, but nothing you do will have any real world consequences to the current timeline of your present life - ie nothing you do while in the past will change anything in the real world once you return to the present, but you and only you will have full memory of everything that happened while you was reliving your event, everyone else involved will remember the event exactly as they remembered it happening the first time that it happened before you went back and relived it.)
Question 2:
If you could change one event from your past, what would it be and why?
(You'll instantly travel back in time to an event in your own life of your choosing, only whatever you do differently during the past event will have real world consequences to the current present timeline. It can only be an event that you've already lived through/was directly involved in/have a direct memory of. So no going back in time and killing Hitler, unless you was actually alive and around during the same time that he was. Unlike the previous question, you've only got a maximum of 24 hours to spend in the past to change whatever you want. Once you've changed exactly what you wanted to change, you'll return instantly to the current yet now altered timeline of the present. You cannot go back and undo anything you've changed once it's been changed, you have to now live the rest of your life in the altered timeline, although you will have no memory at all of anything that happened during the previous timeline.)
Question 3:
If you could sleep with anybody in the world, who would you sleep with?
(You can choose literally any real person who has ever existed/been alive on this earth from any point in human history, from the very beginning of humankind right up to this precise exact moment of you reading this questionnaire. However, the person you choose must have been 16+ years of age during their lifetime - the legal age of consent in the UK. You can choose more than one person to have sex with if you wish to. Whoever you choose to sleep with, they will be completely willing/consenting to having sex with you. They'll gladly want to do whatever sexual thing you want them to do to/with you, but you'll only have just 24 hours to do whatever you want with them, in which time you could have sex with them as many times as you want during that 24 hour period. Whoever you choose, you can also choose for them to be whatever age you want them to be. For example, you could pick Stephen Hawking when he was 20 years old, before his MND started affecting his then-fully abled body, if you so desire. If you pick someone who has died, they'll be alive and well at whatever age you want them to be for that 24 hours, and then they'll disappear instantly after the 24 hours is up. If the person(s) you chose is alive right now, after the 24 hours is up they'll also disappear, returning back into their current present-day body, with no memory of the past 24 hours that they spent with you, and no one in the world (including the person) will believe you if you should tell people you slept with them and no one will ever be able to recognise or see any kind of physical proof that you may have of your time spent with them - ie if you filmed the sex, anyone else who watches the footage will just see a blank screen with no audio, it's only you who will be able to see/hear it.)
Question 4:
If you could kill anybody in the world, who would you kill and why?
(You can only pick just one real person who is currently alive right now at the time of you reading this questionnaire. There will be no consequences to you personally for killing them. You won't be arrested and tried for murder, no one will stop you or punish you for it, regardless of how you kill them or who you kill them in front of. Friends/family/strangers to you or the person you choose to kill will never react in a negative way towards you for killing the person. You can choose to kill the person in whatever way you desire, so long as the only one who dies or gets injured from your actions is your target. The person you choose will not be able to defend themselves from you in any way, they cannot stop you or fight back, nor can they get any outside help to prevent you from killing them - once you've chosen to kill them, they're going to die at your hands no matter what, at exactly the time that you want them to die. Once you've settled on your choice, you cannot back out of it or change your mind - should you try to back out of killing them, then the person will instantly drop dead right on the spot, so either way they're going to die because of you. You cannot choose to kill yourself, although no one's stopping you from doing that anyway I guess lol but please don't do that :) Basically, you get just one free and totally legal murder pass to legally murder just one person of your choosing with no negative consequences to you or your personal/professional life, although you may be effected with feelings of guilt or mental trauma from it, depending on if the thought of taking a life troubles you in that way.)
Question 5:
If you could play a videogame for the first time all over again, what game would you play?
(Whatever videogame you choose to play, all of your previous memories/experiences of playing it before then will disappear. You won't know anything about the game, so everything about the game and all of your experiences with it will be/feel totally brand new to you once you start playing it again. You can only pick just one videogame to play. If you pick a game from a franchise or series of videogames, you can only play just one entry in that franchise/series. You can take however long you want to play the game, you can play the game however you wish to play it, you're free to take as many rests in between gaming sessions of it without losing any progress in it, and you get to keep the game forever after you've played it/beaten it/finished with it. You can pick any videogame on any console/system from any period of time or generation, however the videogame you pick must be a game that you've already played before at any point in your life. You cannot pick a game that you haven't already played in some physical way.)
Question 6:
If you could listen to a song for the first time all over again, what song would you listen to?
(Same rules/conditions are in effect as in the previous question, only replace the word "videogame" with "song". Whatever song you choose, it will be like you're listening to it for the very first time. You can only pick just one song from any period of time, from any artist(s), off of any recording of your choice, but it must be a song that you've already heard before at any point in your life. You can re-listen to the song afterwards whenever you want to, for as long as you want to, as many times as you want to, but you'll only get to experience the song "brand new" again just the once.)
Question 7:
If you could watch a movie for the first time all over again, what film would you watch?
(Same rules/conditions as the previous question, except it's for films/movies. You can choose to watch any film from the entire history of films, only it must be a film that you've already watched at least once before at any point in your life. You can choose to watch the film on any format of your choice - a cinema projector and screen/IMAX/DVD/Blu-Ray/VHS/Laserdisc/any format at all. After you've watched the film, you're free to watch the film again any time you want, as many times as you want to, but you only get the experience of seeing it "for the first time ever" again just the once.)
Question 8:
If you could live the life of a superhero for just one day, which hero would you be and what would you do?
(You can choose any fictional comic-book superhero/superheroine character of your choice. The character must be naturally a good person, so anti-hero characters are acceptable but only if they've been portrayed mostly as good people trying to do good in their world for the majority of their existence. Once you've got control over the character of your choosing, you're free to do absolutely anything you want as them, you can be good or bad or neutral, and you're only limited by the rules at play in their world and what powers - if any - they possess. You'll also get whatever physical and mental traits the character has, such as their IQ, height, weight, etc, but only while you're being them, you'll return to your normal self once your 24 hours are up. If you should die or get injured while you're in control of a hero, you'll also die/get injured in real life. Whatever you do as that hero character, once your 24 hours are up and you return to your own body/life in the real world, your actions as that character will have consequences for that character in the stories/comics/portrayals of them in the real world medias that they appear in. For example, if you kill someone while you're Batman, then Batman will start freely killing people in his comic books/movies/shows, or if you're being evil while you're Superman, then Superman will become an evil character in his comic books/movies/shows. While you're the character, everything you experience as them will feel as real to you as what reality does to you in real life. You only get to experience the life of a superhero just once, and once only.)
Question 9:
If you could live the life of a supervillain for just one day, which villain would you be and what would you do?
(The exact same rules/conditions apply as the previous question, except that you can only choose to be a comic book character who has been portrayed as an evil or bad villain for the majority of their existence. Anti-heroes can be chosen, but only if the anti-hero character generally sides on the "villainous" spectrum of their deeds/actions. You're free to do whatever you want as that character, only limited by the rules at play in their world and whatever powers - if any - they possess. You only get to live as them for just 24 hours, and you can never experience it ever again.)
Question 10:
If you could swap gender for just one day, what would you do for that day in that gender?
(You can choose to be any gender you want that isn't the one you currently are right now. You only get to be the gender of your choosing for just 24 hours, once that time is up you'll return back to your current gender. Anything you do in that 24 hours will have real world repercussions/consequences to it, so if you commit a crime you'll still be liable to be tried for it, or if you sleep with someone then you and the person(s) you sleep with will have full memory of it happening. The real world and all of it's laws/logic/physics are still in effect, so if you die in that 24 hour period you'll die for good, if you get injured you'll still have those injuries afterwards, etc. You can only pick just one gender to be during that 24 hour period, you can't switch genders during the 24 hour period. Your age will stay the same as it is right now, but you'll be at 100% physical health and fitness. You'll be as attractive as you are right now, it's just that your looks will either become much more feminised or much more masculinised depending on the gender you choose to be.)
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Please leave your answer for each question in a comment below :)
Thank you in advance, and I look forward to reading your answers! :D
6 years ago
4) There should be an Olympics-style event to find out just which politician around the world can win the gold medal for most cunty politician on the planet lol there's LOADS of contenders for that medal
6) Yeah, sorry I didn't mean CoF make hipster music lol I meant it just sounds like a goblin screeching out dark poetry, while a bunch of hipsters in a coffee shop are watching and snootily judging it while they are sipping on their double mocha organic fair-farmed gluten-free Fazenda Santa Ines beans with free range soy milk lol
2) Hmm... Me thinks there's an interesting story there o_o
3) Good choice, I guess. I don't know, I don't actually know those people and I'm feeling too lazy tonight to Google them, so I'll just take your word about them
4) It's a nice, novel idea
5) Wow...
6) I found "Gothic Romance" to be quite a funny song
7) I vaguely recall watching a movie reviewer on youtube doing a short video about that film. Seemed quite enjoyable
8) Perhaps you'd be better of being Ice-Man if you want to make it snow everywhere like that? lol or for your supervillian entry instead, you could be Weather Wizard
9) Interesting... Word of advice, if you want your plans to work out for you, maybe keep Gandalf locked up more securely in a cell beneath your tower, instead of on top of the open-air tower rooftop where he can fling himself off and reincarnate as Gandalf the White
10) Fair enough, those are very fun parties. The food and drink is usually quite nice too
lol yeah, I'm sure the woman of the future, even if she's a total wallflower the rest of the time, once she gets to riding cock she'll be screaming the roof down!
And if technology progresses fast enough over the next 80+ years, to the point that I'll be able to put my consciousness into a robotic body that's indistinguishable from a real human body except stronger and faster and more durable, I'd continue to teach those future generations a thing or two about how men can make women scream louder, and how women can drain the most amount of yummy cream from guys
Lol, I never thought about women being louder during sex as an evolutionary trait, in order to receive more semen. But I think you might be on to something
I'm always happy to help and guide anyone on their quest of sexual knowledge
Mmmmmm yeah I like to think so
That said, that's a really good role for Daniel Craig to play, because it's always really believable to me for Daniel Craig to be a real sleazebag lol I know I'm in the minority with this viewpoint, but I don't like him as James Bond because to me he plays the character too much like a creepy sleazy dirtbag :c
I mean, sure, James Bond is a smarmy womaniser and a cocky show-off, but that's just his bravado-shield to protect his ego in the ultra-masculine world of the male action-spy lol but if you look past his bravado he does actually care about those he protects and he just wants to do what's right while he's saving the world from the big bad threat. With Craig's Bond I get the feeling that he doesn't actually care what he does or who he hurts and who gets hurt because of his actions, he just does whatever he wants to do and screw whoever has to die for him to get his way -_-
Sorry I've turned this comment into a big Bond rant :c lol my apologies
Anyway lol yeah, Reign is definitely a domme
Awww, thanks! Though I’d say your happiness, confidence and knowledge places you at the very top of that “perfect girl friend/wing-woman” scale
Mmmm, the guy being all dominant alpha tiger-like and making you beg for his cum does sound incredibly hot! I’m sure your begging and cuming like a garden sprinkler makes him cum so much more powerfully and stronger too! Like giving you even more thick, sticky semen from the depths of his balls to enjoy, due to all your good begging lol
You know me and my proclivities, I’d surely find some way to turn the normally strong Supergirl into a submissive little slut, falling to her knees in front of Olsen lol. Although perhaps as Reign, I might be inclined to take a more dominant role in all the shagging, since I can’t really see her as submissive.
I always have a keen eye about my surroundings/the people around me, even when drunk I always manage to keep my senses about me to notice everything around me. Same as when I'm having sex
There was another time though when I was having a very naughty shag in the (men's) toilets of a nightclub
O_O ...You've just gone up a bunch of notches on the, "Perfect girl friend/wing-woman" scale
Fair warning though, a lot of women don't get all that much pleasure just from vaginal sex. Like a lot of women can only get the most amount of pleasure just from clit-attention
I find it's the most hottest when the guy is being the dom with being vocal, like just groaning like a tiger in heat in my ear with pleasure as we fuck and then he speaks into my ear with a low masculine growl of a voice telling me how he's going to own my pussy with his cock or what else he's going to do to me, or make me do for him
I've seen that film, it's really good and of course Tom Hanks puts in a spellbinding performance. Although if I have to nitpick, I would say it was very hard to believe Tom Hanks being a mafia hitman, simply because it's just such a nice awesome guy! lol although I suppose that could also be why he's a perfect hitman, because if the mob put a hit out on me and Tom Hanks turned up at my door, I'd be like, "Oh O_O ...Please, come in! Make yourself comfortable, can I get you a cup of tea or something to eat?
That would be some perfect irony to it, as well. Seeing as Jimmy Olsen idolises and adores Superman, where he'd bend over backwards for him. In other words, Olsen is totally a sub for Superman
I'm sure as Reign, you'd have a long line of people, not just assholes, happily lining up to be shagged into oblivion by you
“Taken in the men’s toilets a few times”…I love it!!
I’m loving the thought of us being the perfect wing-women team!! It sounds like SOOOO much fun just the way you described it. Especially meeting at a nice coffee bar the day after, like girlfriends do, to reveal all the juicy details of our previous night’s sexcapades, exchange good sex advice for our next encounters with sexy hunks, and reveal in what a fun and sexy pair of sluts we are…*sigh*…so much fun, indeed! During the night I’d be a good girlfriend for you, though, and let you have a nice piss in silence when you needed it, also warding off any of your other girlfriends that tried to come bother you in the loo
I can only dream about how good vaginal sex must feel, but your comment is in line with what I have heard from other women, lol. And if guys are making noises with you…DAYUM, girl…you’ve got to be making them feel really good, lol! I thought guys were mostly quiet during sex, except maybe when they cum, with the girl the one making all the noise. Although I do think it’s really hot to hear a guy being vocal during sex, like making noises just to affirm that he’s enjoying it too. And then when a guy just lets out a series of deep, gutteral, masculine groans as he cums….mmm, so so hot!
I’m a huge Tom Hanks fan as well. He’s described as “America’s Dad”. One of my other favourite Tom Hanks films that is less popular, is “Road to Perdition”. He’s a mafia hitman with a conscious, who tries to protect his son from going down the same route. Plus the soundtrack is amazing…I definitely recommend it!
Ooohhh, I really want to check out your Supergirl and Wonder Woman story now!! I’m sure it’s a very entertaining read. And I feel like choosing not to pervily spy on sexy couples going at it would just be a waste of x-ray vision, lol. And who am I kidding…once I’d seduced him, hunky Jimmy Olsen would totally be the one making my Supergirl knees weak
As Reign, I’d only shag into oblivion anyone who revealed themselves to be a true asshole. Killing anyone else would destroy the potential for a nice follow-up shag, lol
It's basically the same interaction with the women in the ladies' room, except we talk less like, "Yeah we might fuck later", and it's more like, "That guy at the bar is quite fit, but his mate is much sexier
To be honest though, I do really envy guys with their ability to just go off to the loos to relieve themselves without having their friends all joining them to continue conversing o_o like, that must be so nice! lol Just to have some private alone time for 5 minutes away from every one else to gather their thoughts... Anytime I'm having a night-out, even if I try to just sneak off to the loos on my own, within 2 seconds of entering the bathroom, at least one of my girl friends will come and find me in the loo and start talking to me again about whatever, and I just grit my teeth and be polite and converse back with her. While on the inside, I'm just like, "Can I please just have a nice piss in silence -_-" lol
I love your eagerness to be a sexy sultry slut on your night out as a real woman, and use your feminine charms and naturally attractive sluttiness to pull yourself a real sexy hunk on the dancefloor
Well obviously I don't know what it's physically like for the guy (I can only go off of the noises he makes with me lol) but let me tell you, from a woman's POV, vaginal sex is just so... Sooooooo good
2) I'm sorry to hear that
3) Ah, a beautiful brunette
4) When I put that question, I had a strong feeling Donald Trump's name would be appearing a LOT haha
5) I know I was harsh on it recently, but I totally understand why you'd choose that game. I mean, when I first played it, it was amazing! The setting, atmosphere, time-period is all so engrossing. And the pros of it do outweigh the cons for the most part. It's just being such a huge fan of the GTA series, it dawned on me as I was going on a 100% quest in all of the GTA games, just how much of a ginger middle-child Vice City is in the 3D GTA universe lol
6) I'll be honest, I've never quite got hooked by that song :c but still, it is like *the* definitive Seal song, and it's highly ranked in many people's favourite song of all time lists, so I get it
7) I ADORE "Forrest Gump" O_O ...It's my most favourite Tom Hanks film, and that awesome man has done a TON of amazing films that I enjoy greatly
8) That's a very good choice
9) Well for us ordinary mortals, it'd be nice to know you'd be far too busy as her having endless sex, to not "kill the world" lol ...Unless you shagged the world into oblivion!
I’d like to think I’d be reasonably attractive, at least very petite and cute. So in the evening, I’d also love to doll myself up in some nice hair and makeup, don a killer dress and heels, and go have a girls’ night out with some equally-sexy girlfriends. Having some fruity cocktails, engaging in lots of girl talk, swinging my hips and booty while dancing the night away at a club. And eventually, hooking up with a sexy hunk from the club to be able to experience what being on the receiving end of vaginal sex is like
2) Honestly...I'd probably go back to the day my dad died, as he wasn't feeling well, and try to convince him to go to the hospital instead of just staying at home. But like you said, I probably wouldn't really want to actually change anything since it has all made me the person I am today. Now on to more fun topics
3) I suppose the cheeky answer would be you, Ms. Cream, lol
4) Donald Trump...do I have to say why?
5) I know you've pointed out its flaws already, but I'd love to play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City all over again. I just love the 1980s Miami setting, and being able to explore all the streets and sights of the city again.
6) "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal. I think the first time I heard, I knew it was going to be good within just a couple seconds.
7) "Forrest Gump"...it's such an entertaining masterpiece for all ages that brings out all the emotions. Although I think the first time I watched it as a kid, I was too young to really understand everything, so would appreciate being able to watch it fresh as an adult.
8) I'd want to be Supergirl, if only to be able to wear her super cute costume lol. I'd just fly around, using my x-ray vision and super hearing to perv on sexy couples of course, haha. Assuming I could be the TV, Melissa Benoit-version, I'd also just admire how good I looked with my long blonde hair and gorgeous figure. And as Kara Danvers, I'd try to look all sexy in my glasses and seduce the sexy hunk version of Jimmy Olsen
9) Sticking with the Supergirl-theme, I guess I'd want to be Reign. Aside from admiring how sexy I'd look in that black costume, I'd use my super stamina to just keep having sex for the whole 24 hours
Poetry is a very personal thing to me. I like to write it, but only ever for me to read it. If anyone dared to peek at my poems, I'd stab them in the eye with the pointy end of a feathered quill >
Or I'd just be malevolent and say things like, "Wake up. They're going to switch off the machines soon, you know? Better wake up before it's too late."
Either way, you wouldn't know until it's too late... >:P lol
Nothing makes a bully want to back off quicker from someone than thinking their negative words are giving creepy perverted pleasure to their intended target
...All this prolonged fancy talk, has got me talking like a colourful street-slanging pimp now
I personally know just how vexing that is, as a work colleague of mine always says "Lol" in that insipid toneless monotonous disinterested voice, in reply to every witty/humorous conversation me and my other colleagues say. And every time she does it, I just want to take my comb and jam it right up her nose! >
Instead, because I rely heavily on the wage I earn to be able to live through another week, I just grit my teeth and reply in the very same monotonous tone of voice, "Good contribution(!) -_-"
That is indubitably the correct course of action to take when engaging with the general populace socially
Sidenote, I'm sure the Shroud of Turin is most likely the result of Da Vinci's experimentation into a very early form of photography. Either that, or he was bent over a table laying on top of the sheet taking it up the arse from a young Italian twink and forgot to put it in the wash afterwards
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...I was seriously considering just replying with those simple 3-letters to such an adequately pontificating of the English lexicon by you and leave it at that, just purely for the comedic effect of the juxtaposition between the lengthy thought-out comment you provided and the lazily short reply of mine. But alas, I chose not to, because that was some grade-A wielding and usage of the written word that I felt it would be a travesty to even contemplate doing such a woeful act, hilariously humorous though it may be...
Displaying one's firm grasp of vocabulary expertise, I feel is like sucking on one's own cock (or clitoris, to be gender inclusive in my analogy for myself and the remaining half of the global population), in the sense that, while impressive and pleasurable in it's solitary act and quite something to behold for the witnesses, is never really truly appreciated by, or purposeful for, others except as an intriguing oddity, for a moment's pause and contemplation as they ponder on figuring it out...
In short summation; impressive, but I prefer to converse by speaking how I speak, as ham-fisted as it may be
So yes, probably best to avoid using those acronyms when dirty-talking with someone...
I disagree totally with the ire towards the word "blowjob" though. I mean, as soon as I ask a guy, "Can I give you a blowjob? O_O", it's like hitting an ON/OFF switch in his mind to 'ON' - an immediate reaction
Also, the word "blowjob" itself is aptly descriptive. You see, only true dedicated masters of cocksucking know just how powerful the action of subtly blowing a focused cooling breath on the head of a cock can be during blowjobs
Once I secure the funding for my 'Advanced School of Slutterage', you'll see more and more sluts in the world expertly putting the "blow" into blowjobs