"If You Could" Questionnaire

The following is ten "If You Could" style questions, along with the rules/conditions for each one.
Have fun playing along and sharing your answers in the comments at the bottom of this page.

I'll be sharing my own answers in a comment below.


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Question 1:

If you could relive just one event from your past all over again, what would it be and why?



(You'll instantly go back in time and relive the event of your choosing all over again. It can only be any event from any time in your own life that you've actually lived through/was directly involved in/have a direct memory of. The event can only last for a maximum of one week but you're free to end it early and return to the present at any time during the event, but once that week is up you'll be poof'd back into the current present time instantly. You only got one chance to go back and relive the event though, you cannot return to it afterwards. You can do things differently while you're reliving your event, but nothing you do will have any real world consequences to the current timeline of your present life - ie nothing you do while in the past will change anything in the real world once you return to the present, but you and only you will have full memory of everything that happened while you was reliving your event, everyone else involved will remember the event exactly as they remembered it happening the first time that it happened before you went back and relived it.)






Question 2:

If you could change one event from your past, what would it be and why?



(You'll instantly travel back in time to an event in your own life of your choosing, only whatever you do differently during the past event will have real world consequences to the current present timeline. It can only be an event that you've already lived through/was directly involved in/have a direct memory of. So no going back in time and killing Hitler, unless you was actually alive and around during the same time that he was. Unlike the previous question, you've only got a maximum of 24 hours to spend in the past to change whatever you want. Once you've changed exactly what you wanted to change, you'll return instantly to the current yet now altered timeline of the present. You cannot go back and undo anything you've changed once it's been changed, you have to now live the rest of your life in the altered timeline, although you will have no memory at all of anything that happened during the previous timeline.)






Question 3:

If you could sleep with anybody in the world, who would you sleep with?



(You can choose literally any real person who has ever existed/been alive on this earth from any point in human history, from the very beginning of humankind right up to this precise exact moment of you reading this questionnaire. However, the person you choose must have been 16+ years of age during their lifetime - the legal age of consent in the UK. You can choose more than one person to have sex with if you wish to. Whoever you choose to sleep with, they will be completely willing/consenting to having sex with you. They'll gladly want to do whatever sexual thing you want them to do to/with you, but you'll only have just 24 hours to do whatever you want with them, in which time you could have sex with them as many times as you want during that 24 hour period. Whoever you choose, you can also choose for them to be whatever age you want them to be. For example, you could pick Stephen Hawking when he was 20 years old, before his MND started affecting his then-fully abled body, if you so desire. If you pick someone who has died, they'll be alive and well at whatever age you want them to be for that 24 hours, and then they'll disappear instantly after the 24 hours is up. If the person(s) you chose is alive right now, after the 24 hours is up they'll also disappear, returning back into their current present-day body, with no memory of the past 24 hours that they spent with you, and no one in the world (including the person) will believe you if you should tell people you slept with them and no one will ever be able to recognise or see any kind of physical proof that you may have of your time spent with them - ie if you filmed the sex, anyone else who watches the footage will just see a blank screen with no audio, it's only you who will be able to see/hear it.)






Question 4:

If you could kill anybody in the world, who would you kill and why?



(You can only pick just one real person who is currently alive right now at the time of you reading this questionnaire. There will be no consequences to you personally for killing them. You won't be arrested and tried for murder, no one will stop you or punish you for it, regardless of how you kill them or who you kill them in front of. Friends/family/strangers to you or the person you choose to kill will never react in a negative way towards you for killing the person. You can choose to kill the person in whatever way you desire, so long as the only one who dies or gets injured from your actions is your target. The person you choose will not be able to defend themselves from you in any way, they cannot stop you or fight back, nor can they get any outside help to prevent you from killing them - once you've chosen to kill them, they're going to die at your hands no matter what, at exactly the time that you want them to die. Once you've settled on your choice, you cannot back out of it or change your mind - should you try to back out of killing them, then the person will instantly drop dead right on the spot, so either way they're going to die because of you. You cannot choose to kill yourself, although no one's stopping you from doing that anyway I guess lol but please don't do that :) Basically, you get just one free and totally legal murder pass to legally murder just one person of your choosing with no negative consequences to you or your personal/professional life, although you may be effected with feelings of guilt or mental trauma from it, depending on if the thought of taking a life troubles you in that way.)






Question 5:

If you could play a videogame for the first time all over again, what game would you play?



(Whatever videogame you choose to play, all of your previous memories/experiences of playing it before then will disappear. You won't know anything about the game, so everything about the game and all of your experiences with it will be/feel totally brand new to you once you start playing it again. You can only pick just one videogame to play. If you pick a game from a franchise or series of videogames, you can only play just one entry in that franchise/series. You can take however long you want to play the game, you can play the game however you wish to play it, you're free to take as many rests in between gaming sessions of it without losing any progress in it, and you get to keep the game forever after you've played it/beaten it/finished with it. You can pick any videogame on any console/system from any period of time or generation, however the videogame you pick must be a game that you've already played before at any point in your life. You cannot pick a game that you haven't already played in some physical way.)






Question 6:

If you could listen to a song for the first time all over again, what song would you listen to?



(Same rules/conditions are in effect as in the previous question, only replace the word "videogame" with "song". Whatever song you choose, it will be like you're listening to it for the very first time. You can only pick just one song from any period of time, from any artist(s), off of any recording of your choice, but it must be a song that you've already heard before at any point in your life. You can re-listen to the song afterwards whenever you want to, for as long as you want to, as many times as you want to, but you'll only get to experience the song "brand new" again just the once.)






Question 7:

If you could watch a movie for the first time all over again, what film would you watch?



(Same rules/conditions as the previous question, except it's for films/movies. You can choose to watch any film from the entire history of films, only it must be a film that you've already watched at least once before at any point in your life. You can choose to watch the film on any format of your choice - a cinema projector and screen/IMAX/DVD/Blu-Ray/VHS/Laserdisc/any format at all. After you've watched the film, you're free to watch the film again any time you want, as many times as you want to, but you only get the experience of seeing it "for the first time ever" again just the once.)






Question 8:

If you could live the life of a superhero for just one day, which hero would you be and what would you do?



(You can choose any fictional comic-book superhero/superheroine character of your choice. The character must be naturally a good person, so anti-hero characters are acceptable but only if they've been portrayed mostly as good people trying to do good in their world for the majority of their existence. Once you've got control over the character of your choosing, you're free to do absolutely anything you want as them, you can be good or bad or neutral, and you're only limited by the rules at play in their world and what powers - if any - they possess. You'll also get whatever physical and mental traits the character has, such as their IQ, height, weight, etc, but only while you're being them, you'll return to your normal self once your 24 hours are up. If you should die or get injured while you're in control of a hero, you'll also die/get injured in real life. Whatever you do as that hero character, once your 24 hours are up and you return to your own body/life in the real world, your actions as that character will have consequences for that character in the stories/comics/portrayals of them in the real world medias that they appear in. For example, if you kill someone while you're Batman, then Batman will start freely killing people in his comic books/movies/shows, or if you're being evil while you're Superman, then Superman will become an evil character in his comic books/movies/shows. While you're the character, everything you experience as them will feel as real to you as what reality does to you in real life. You only get to experience the life of a superhero just once, and once only.)






Question 9:

If you could live the life of a supervillain for just one day, which villain would you be and what would you do?



(The exact same rules/conditions apply as the previous question, except that you can only choose to be a comic book character who has been portrayed as an evil or bad villain for the majority of their existence. Anti-heroes can be chosen, but only if the anti-hero character generally sides on the "villainous" spectrum of their deeds/actions. You're free to do whatever you want as that character, only limited by the rules at play in their world and whatever powers - if any - they possess. You only get to live as them for just 24 hours, and you can never experience it ever again.)






Question 10:

If you could swap gender for just one day, what would you do for that day in that gender?



(You can choose to be any gender you want that isn't the one you currently are right now. You only get to be the gender of your choosing for just 24 hours, once that time is up you'll return back to your current gender. Anything you do in that 24 hours will have real world repercussions/consequences to it, so if you commit a crime you'll still be liable to be tried for it, or if you sleep with someone then you and the person(s) you sleep with will have full memory of it happening. The real world and all of it's laws/logic/physics are still in effect, so if you die in that 24 hour period you'll die for good, if you get injured you'll still have those injuries afterwards, etc. You can only pick just one gender to be during that 24 hour period, you can't switch genders during the 24 hour period. Your age will stay the same as it is right now, but you'll be at 100% physical health and fitness. You'll be as attractive as you are right now, it's just that your looks will either become much more feminised or much more masculinised depending on the gender you choose to be.)





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Please leave your answer for each question in a comment below :)

Thank you in advance, and I look forward to reading your answers! :D
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
4) Well either way, once the event is over, maybe all those who took part in the event, get the noble honour of being used as the targets in the actual Olympic shooting range events :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: haha
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
2) Oh I'm... Sorry? To hear that? *shrugs* I'm not the marrying kind, as marriage sounds like a special type of living hell, but I don't know :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

4) There should be an Olympics-style event to find out just which politician around the world can win the gold medal for most cunty politician on the planet lol there's LOADS of contenders for that medal :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

6) Yeah, sorry I didn't mean CoF make hipster music lol I meant it just sounds like a goblin screeching out dark poetry, while a bunch of hipsters in a coffee shop are watching and snootily judging it while they are sipping on their double mocha organic fair-farmed gluten-free Fazenda Santa Ines beans with free range soy milk lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
1) Aw, how romantic! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

2) Hmm... Me thinks there's an interesting story there o_o

3) Good choice, I guess. I don't know, I don't actually know those people and I'm feeling too lazy tonight to Google them, so I'll just take your word about them :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

4) It's a nice, novel idea :smile: ...Although technically you killing that politician in front of the others won't have any effect on the rest of them, as technically they can't experience any negative impact to you killing one of them. They'd just be like, "Cool, their head rolled like a bowling ball! :grinning: well, back to business as usual :smile:" haha

5) Wow... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

6) I found "Gothic Romance" to be quite a funny song :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: like the high-pitched sing-scream parts of it, it's quite humorous to my ears lol I just can't help but to imagine a little freakish goblin standing on top of a bar stool, holding a piece of paper that it scratched some poetry on and is currently reciting to a bunch of hipsters in a coffee shop poetry slam contest lol

7) I vaguely recall watching a movie reviewer on youtube doing a short video about that film. Seemed quite enjoyable :smile:

8) Perhaps you'd be better of being Ice-Man if you want to make it snow everywhere like that? lol or for your supervillian entry instead, you could be Weather Wizard :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9) Interesting... Word of advice, if you want your plans to work out for you, maybe keep Gandalf locked up more securely in a cell beneath your tower, instead of on top of the open-air tower rooftop where he can fling himself off and reincarnate as Gandalf the White :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

10) Fair enough, those are very fun parties. The food and drink is usually quite nice too :grinning:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : I certainly would be bringing a whole lot more fun tools into the lessons with me, not just a banana and a condom >:P lol

lol yeah, I'm sure the woman of the future, even if she's a total wallflower the rest of the time, once she gets to riding cock she'll be screaming the roof down! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

And if technology progresses fast enough over the next 80+ years, to the point that I'll be able to put my consciousness into a robotic body that's indistinguishable from a real human body except stronger and faster and more durable, I'd continue to teach those future generations a thing or two about how men can make women scream louder, and how women can drain the most amount of yummy cream from guys :wink: lol
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Cissyella
Cissyella 5 years ago
to ms_cream_puff : Oh, I'm convinced you would be the world's very best Sex Ed teacher, Ms. Cream!! You have so much experience and knowledge to impart on "how to have fun with sex", and that kind of stuff you can't learn from a book :smile: And I'm sure you could perform lots of demonstrations on each topic you cover, so that your eager students come away with more practical :ahem: insights, from their important lessons :wink:

Lol, I never thought about women being louder during sex as an evolutionary trait, in order to receive more semen. But I think you might be on to something :wink: Natural selection must have also breeded the quieter women out, so that today's modern woman is just genetically predisposed to making lots of noise and dirty talk during sex. And women in the future...well, they'll be absolute banshees! :grinning:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : Oh yeah, it takes more than a bunch of joyless cock-blocking bouncers to stop me from having my fun >:P lol

I'm always happy to help and guide anyone on their quest of sexual knowledge :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: perhaps I should volunteer my time teaching Sex Ed classes lol because it's all well and good teaching inquisitive minds about what the mechanical process of sex is and all the various medical safety things about it such as using protection (something I take great pride in, I'd like to add lol), but there's some things they never teach and that's *how to have fun with sex*! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol like how to achieve orgasms,  the importance of foreplay and the best techniques for good foreplay :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: how to use various toys and playthings with sex like dress-up, blindfolds, vibrators and handcuffs :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol these are all very important lessons to learn!


Mmmmmm yeah I like to think so :wink: I mean, it can't just be because I'm always really super lucky to pick the scratchcard that rewards me with a good hearty mouthful of cum each time :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol ...Hey, perhaps that's why women are the louder of the genders when having sex, it's an evolutionary trait - the more noise and dirty talk we use during sex, the bigger and better the load of semen we get! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : Oh I totally forgot Daniel Craig was in that film too o_o lol It's funny, Craig's one of those actors who always surprises me whenever he appears in a film that was made pre-Bond lol like anytime I'm watching a film made pre-Bond and he suddenly shows up in it I'm like, "HOLY SHIT HE'S IN THIS?! O_O" haha

That said, that's a really good role for Daniel Craig to play, because it's always really believable to me for Daniel Craig to be a real sleazebag lol I know I'm in the minority with this viewpoint, but I don't like him as James Bond because to me he plays the character too much like a creepy sleazy dirtbag :c

I mean, sure, James Bond is a smarmy womaniser and a cocky show-off, but that's just his bravado-shield to protect his ego in the ultra-masculine world of the male action-spy lol but if you look past his bravado he does actually care about those he protects and he just wants to do what's right while he's saving the world from the big bad threat. With Craig's Bond I get the feeling that he doesn't actually care what he does or who he hurts and who gets hurt because of his actions, he just does whatever he wants to do and screw whoever has to die for him to get his way -_-

Sorry I've turned this comment into a big Bond rant :c lol my apologies :confounded:


Anyway lol yeah, Reign is definitely a domme :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: although I bet she's one of those who, after depleting all of her energy shagging the world into oblivion, as she's floating in space, completely spent and all cummed-out :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: she'd just sigh and whoever survived her shagging, she'd turn to them and say, "You hungry? Can I cook you some breakfast? Or maybe fly you to another liveable planet?" - basically, after the sex, she turns into a really good delightfully helpful submissive girl :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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Cissyella
Cissyella 5 years ago
to ms_cream_puff : Haha, I ALWAYS love hearing about your many sexcapades! Sorry to hear that your naughty shag got interrupted by the bouncers…but hope you were able to continue the fun in those unisex toilets lol :wink:.

Awww, thanks! Though I’d say your happiness, confidence and knowledge places you at the very top of that “perfect girl friend/wing-woman” scale :smile: Like, I didn’t think about needing probably needing clit-pleasuring in addition to being fucked, in order to cum :pensive: But I guess that’s the type of crucial info you learn from a good girl friend, lol.

Mmmm, the guy being all dominant alpha tiger-like and making you beg for his cum does sound incredibly hot! I’m sure your begging and cuming like a garden sprinkler makes him cum so much more powerfully and stronger too! Like giving you even more thick, sticky semen from the depths of his balls to enjoy, due to all your good begging lol :wink:
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Cissyella
Cissyella 5 years ago
to ms_cream_puff : That’s true. Even as a mafia hitman, Tom Hanks was still the “good guy” in the film. What’s also a but hard to believe was what a bratty little spineless sleaze Daniel Craig’s character was in that film, in case you didn’t see it before he was James Bond.

You know me and my proclivities, I’d surely find some way to turn the normally strong Supergirl into a submissive little slut, falling to her knees in front of Olsen lol. Although perhaps as Reign, I might be inclined to take a more dominant role in all the shagging, since I can’t really see her as submissive.
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : To be fair, the alcohol numbed any awkwardness or nervousness I may have felt about being caught in the toilets lol in one specific encounter, there was a few guys in the bathroom already when I entered with my hookup, they didn't really bat an eyelid lol apart from one guy who just looked at me and was like, "Please invite your girl friends into here too!" haha

I always have a keen eye about my surroundings/the people around me, even when drunk I always manage to keep my senses about me to notice everything around me. Same as when I'm having sex :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: it's not just the wonderful thrilling pleasure that I take notice of lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

There was another time though when I was having a very naughty shag in the (men's) toilets of a nightclub :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: some spoilsport must have realised and told on us like a total prude -_- so the bouncers came in and demanded that we both stop/leave. The guy I was with immediately pulled out of me, zipped up and kept apologising to them as I protested him pulling out of me like that lol, and then I was just like, "*sighs, pulls my miniskirt down and deliberately barges my shoulder against one of the bouncers as I exit the stall* thanks for being a total cockblock, assholes -_- *crosses my arms like a petulant teen as I leave the toilets under escort*" lol the guy I was with was like, "Share a cab back to my place? :wink:" and I just gave him a bratty look, shoved him and said, "No way! >:O ...That nightclub over there has unisex toilets. And U N I need sex! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" haha


O_O ...You've just gone up a bunch of notches on the, "Perfect girl friend/wing-woman" scale :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol


Fair warning though, a lot of women don't get all that much pleasure just from vaginal sex. Like a lot of women can only get the most amount of pleasure just from clit-attention :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: so there would be a chance you'd only be able to cum from clit-pleasuring, instead of just fucking... I'm just one of the few lucky ones who can easily cum from penetrative sex as well as from all other sorts of fun vaginal attention :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol and yeah, women are a lot more vocal during sex :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: guys tend to need telling to make their noises of pleasure clear for us, otherwise most men will keep their enjoyment to themselves lol

I find it's the most hottest when the guy is being the dom with being vocal, like just groaning like a tiger in heat in my ear with pleasure as we fuck and then he speaks into my ear with a low masculine growl of a voice telling me how he's going to own my pussy with his cock or what else he's going to do to me, or make me do for him :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: it's soooooo hot! Even more so when he's really close to cumming and he tells me exactly how he's going to cum on me, or how he wants me to take his cum, or he makes me tell him what I'm going to do with his cum and how I'm going to enjoy it's taste/flavour :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: ...If he makes me beg for him to cum for me - fuck! It makes me cum like a garden sprinkler for him being made to beg for it lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : I love both the greediness and yet also the selflessness to want to devour all that delicious cake and vanilla cream alongside her :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

I've seen that film, it's really good and of course Tom Hanks puts in a spellbinding performance. Although if I have to nitpick, I would say it was very hard to believe Tom Hanks being a mafia hitman, simply because it's just such a nice awesome guy! lol although I suppose that could also be why he's a perfect hitman, because if the mob put a hit out on me and Tom Hanks turned up at my door, I'd be like, "Oh O_O ...Please, come in! Make yourself comfortable, can I get you a cup of tea or something to eat? :grinning: ...What's that? You're here to kill me? ...Very well, that seems like a reasonable request from you, how could I possibly say no to you? How do you want to kill me? I'm sure you'd make that piano wire feel very comfortable around my neck ^_^ *offers my neck to him*" hahaha

That would be some perfect irony to it, as well. Seeing as Jimmy Olsen idolises and adores Superman, where he'd bend over backwards for him. In other words, Olsen is totally a sub for Superman :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: and yet to see him being the dom to Supergirl, making her drop to her knees (as they go all weak) for him... That would be quite an ironic change of roles :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

I'm sure as Reign, you'd have a long line of people, not just assholes, happily lining up to be shagged into oblivion by you :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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Cissyella
Cissyella 5 years ago
to ms_cream_puff : I figured that there was a different kind of chit-chat in the ladies’ room, and more of it. Continuing to converse during the entire time in there does sound a bit excessive though.

“Taken in the men’s toilets a few times”…I love it!! :smile: You’ve definitely earned a few more merits of pride on your slut badge for that, lol. Congratulations and way to go, girl! I’m impressed that you were able to pay that much attention to your surroundings while you were hidden in the stall. Did anyone notice you on the way in/out, and were you nervous at all about getting caught? Or did the risqué nature of the encounters enhance the experience for you?

I’m loving the thought of us being the perfect wing-women team!! It sounds like SOOOO much fun just the way you described it. Especially meeting at a nice coffee bar the day after, like girlfriends do, to reveal all the juicy details of our previous night’s sexcapades, exchange good sex advice for our next encounters with sexy hunks, and reveal in what a fun and sexy pair of sluts we are…*sigh*…so much fun, indeed! During the night I’d be a good girlfriend for you, though, and let you have a nice piss in silence when you needed it, also warding off any of your other girlfriends that tried to come bother you in the loo :wink:

I can only dream about how good vaginal sex must feel, but your comment is in line with what I have heard from other women, lol. And if guys are making noises with you…DAYUM, girl…you’ve got to be making them feel really good, lol! I thought guys were mostly quiet during sex, except maybe when they cum, with the girl the one making all the noise. Although I do think it’s really hot to hear a guy being vocal during sex, like making noises just to affirm that he’s enjoying it too. And then when a guy just lets out a series of deep, gutteral, masculine groans as he cums….mmm, so so hot! :wink:
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Cissyella
Cissyella 5 years ago
to ms_cream_puff : Ashley is very gorgeous indeed! And your sweet food anolagies has me wanting to invite her husband now too, lol. I’d want to just admire them together first, but then would totally be down with Ashley and I sharing that delicious chocolate cake and sweet vanilla cream :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I’m a huge Tom Hanks fan as well. He’s described as “America’s Dad”. One of my other favourite Tom Hanks films that is less popular, is “Road to Perdition”. He’s a mafia hitman with a conscious, who tries to protect his son from going down the same route. Plus the soundtrack is amazing…I definitely recommend it!

Ooohhh, I really want to check out your Supergirl and Wonder Woman story now!! I’m sure it’s a very entertaining read. And I feel like choosing not to pervily spy on sexy couples going at it would just be a waste of x-ray vision, lol. And who am I kidding…once I’d seduced him, hunky Jimmy Olsen would totally be the one making my Supergirl knees weak :wink:

As Reign, I’d only shag into oblivion anyone who revealed themselves to be a true asshole. Killing anyone else would destroy the potential for a nice follow-up shag, lol
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : 10) honestly, from my own personal experiences, like I've been taken in the men's toilets a few times (giggity :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: haha) like in a busy nightclub, but there's not really that much of a difference between the two. Like, I suppose men are a little more reserved in their chit-chat (from what I was taking notice of while hidden in the stall :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol), as it's more like, "Yo! How you doing? *loud clap type of handshake and bro-hug*", and their talk always turns straight away to their prospects of getting a shag from a girl(s) that they've been trying to pull in the club lol but then they say bye or just go all quiet as they go about their business...

It's basically the same interaction with the women in the ladies' room, except we talk less like, "Yeah we might fuck later", and it's more like, "That guy at the bar is quite fit, but his mate is much sexier :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: But anyway, what's the name of that shade of your lipstick you're using?" haha and we continue to converse throughout our whole time in there, even when we're actually using the toilets for their intended purposes as we speak through the doors of the stall lol or as we stand in front of the mirror washing our hands and fixing our hair/make up before we head back out on the prowl :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

To be honest though, I do really envy guys with their ability to just go off to the loos to relieve themselves without having their friends all joining them to continue conversing o_o like, that must be so nice! lol Just to have some private alone time for 5 minutes away from every one else to gather their thoughts... Anytime I'm having a night-out, even if I try to just sneak off to the loos on my own, within 2 seconds of entering the bathroom, at least one of my girl friends will come and find me in the loo and start talking to me again about whatever, and I just grit my teeth and be polite and converse back with her. While on the inside, I'm just like, "Can I please just have a nice piss in silence -_-" lol

I love your eagerness to be a sexy sultry slut on your night out as a real woman, and use your feminine charms and naturally attractive sluttiness to pull yourself a real sexy hunk on the dancefloor :wink: sounds like you'd be a ton of fun to go out on the pull with! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol we could be like the perfect wing-women team for each other, get ourselves real loose with some really funny and sexually-stimulating banter with each other while sipping our fruity cocktails while looking out for which guys take our fancy, and then we get ourselves onto the dancefloor to pick out our men, and eventually meet up the next day at a nice coffee bar to discuss all of the naughty vivid details of the night before that we spent getting such a good delightful shag off of those sexy hunks :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Well obviously I don't know what it's physically like for the guy (I can only go off of the noises he makes with me lol) but let me tell you, from a woman's POV, vaginal sex is just so... Sooooooo good :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
to Cissyella : 1) Sounds like it was a really fun time. Acting exercise classes always look like a ton of silly fun to take part in :grinning: I don't know how I'd fare as an actress, I mean I love to role-play and I take role-playing seriously... For the most part :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol but I suck at lying lol

2) I'm sorry to hear that :frowning: no one can change the past, but I hope you find some comfort in recognising the wonderful person you are today is partly the results of all the hardships you've faced in the past... :smile:

3) Ah, a beautiful brunette :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: she is a very gorgeous woman. And well, in this fantasy scenario of the question, you wouldn't have to include her husband into the fun if you don't want to... Not unless you want some sweet sticky vanilla cream from the chocolate cake added into the mix :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

4) When I put that question, I had a strong feeling Donald Trump's name would be appearing a LOT haha

5) I know I was harsh on it recently, but I totally understand why you'd choose that game. I mean, when I first played it, it was amazing! The setting, atmosphere, time-period is all so engrossing. And the pros of it do outweigh the cons for the most part. It's just being such a huge fan of the GTA series, it dawned on me as I was going on a 100% quest in all of the GTA games, just how much of a ginger middle-child Vice City is in the 3D GTA universe lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

6) I'll be honest, I've never quite got hooked by that song :c but still, it is like *the* definitive Seal song, and it's highly ranked in many people's favourite song of all time lists, so I get it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

7) I ADORE "Forrest Gump" O_O ...It's my most favourite Tom Hanks film, and that awesome man has done a TON of amazing films that I enjoy greatly :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: I could easily make a personal top 50 greatest films ever list and Tom Hanks would be the leading star in like 35 of the films lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

8) That's a very good choice :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: ...The amount of times I've fantasised of Supergirl being a cutesy ditzy boisterous blonde teen receiving a special private lesson on Amazonian hand-to-hand lasso combat training from the more mature-headed Wonder Woman... *sighs* lol I even wrote a naughty story about it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: I enjoy that you'd totally use your super powers as her to perv on sexy couples going at it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol and hunk-version Jimmy Olsen would be like putty in your hands, or maybe he'd be the one turning the strong Kryptonian into putty... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9) Well for us ordinary mortals, it'd be nice to know you'd be far too busy as her having endless sex, to not "kill the world" lol ...Unless you shagged the world into oblivion! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: haha
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Cissyella 5 years ago
10) Ahhh, to be a real woman for a day...what a dream, lol. I'd definitely spend a lot of time checking out my more feminine body, admiring the smaller waist, bigger hips and butt, and getting very familiar with my new genitalia and all the sensations it brings :smile: I'd for sure want to go out shopping and get lots of cute clothes that fit and I could admire on my body. I'd want to go in a busy public ladies' room once, not to perv or anything, but just genuinely to see how to women act / interact with each other, and how different the room looks.

I’d like to think I’d be reasonably attractive, at least very petite and cute. So in the evening, I’d also love to doll myself up in some nice hair and makeup, don a killer dress and heels, and go have a girls’ night out with some equally-sexy girlfriends. Having some fruity cocktails, engaging in lots of girl talk, swinging my hips and booty while dancing the night away at a club. And eventually, hooking up with a sexy hunk from the club to be able to experience what being on the receiving end of vaginal sex is like :wink:
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Cissyella
Cissyella 5 years ago
1) Since the event can only be for one week, I'd probably choose a 3/4-day acting retreat and tournament I did in a small mountain town at 16. I remember everyone being so friendly and supportive, lots of good conversations and fun games, and I ended up placing really well.

2) Honestly...I'd probably go back to the day my dad died, as he wasn't feeling well, and try to convince him to go to the hospital instead of just staying at home. But like you said, I probably wouldn't really want to actually change anything since it has all made me the person I am today. Now on to more fun topics :smile:

3) I suppose the cheeky answer would be you, Ms. Cream, lol :wink: But the first celebrity that came to mind was supermodel Ashley Graham. I just think she's really inspiring and such a fun sweetheart with lots of personality. It would have to be before she got married and committed...although I suppose in fantasy-land a threesome with her and her husband would be awesome too :smile:

4) Donald Trump...do I have to say why?

5) I know you've pointed out its flaws already, but I'd love to play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City all over again. I just love the 1980s Miami setting, and being able to explore all the streets and sights of the city again.

6) "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal. I think the first time I heard, I knew it was going to be good within just a couple seconds.

7) "Forrest Gump"...it's such an entertaining masterpiece for all ages that brings out all the emotions. Although I think the first time I watched it as a kid, I was too young to really understand everything, so would appreciate being able to watch it fresh as an adult.

8) I'd want to be Supergirl, if only to be able to wear her super cute costume lol. I'd just fly around, using my x-ray vision and super hearing to perv on sexy couples of course, haha. Assuming I could be the TV, Melissa Benoit-version, I'd also just admire how good I looked with my long blonde hair and gorgeous figure. And as Kara Danvers, I'd try to look all sexy in my glasses and seduce the sexy hunk version of Jimmy Olsen :wink:

9) Sticking with the Supergirl-theme, I guess I'd want to be Reign. Aside from admiring how sexy I'd look in that black costume, I'd use my super stamina to just keep having sex for the whole 24 hours :wink:
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ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
By the tingles of the hair on my head, to the tips of my toes, never have I seen, such poetic prose... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: haha

Poetry is a very personal thing to me. I like to write it, but only ever for me to read it. If anyone dared to peek at my poems, I'd stab them in the eye with the pointy end of a feathered quill >:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
Now you're just living in cloud cuckoo land talking about this "two separate and independent parties" baloney ooh-ha phooey O_o

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
Wow, with that poetry display you really transported me into the seedy den of a smokey club filled with obnoxious hipsters and liberal uni students in berets with Pot Noodle stains down the front of their unwashed shirts as you stand on stage reciting that poem, and being met with a round of finger clicking in lieu of a traditional applause... o_o
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
That's a real mindfuck. Although if I was just an expression of your alter-self, I'd either be benevolent and slip in little helpful phrases like "Wake up. They're going to switch off the machines soon, you know? Better wake up before it's too late."

Or I'd just be malevolent and say things like, "Wake up. They're going to switch off the machines soon, you know? Better wake up before it's too late."

Either way, you wouldn't know until it's too late... >:P lol
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ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
I find that tactic works best when someone is trying to actually bully me. "Please stop insulting and threatening violence towards me, it's turning me on so bad! Oh god, your words are getting me so horny and wet! Please, if you start beating me on I'm going to cream my knickers SO HARD!! *gasps in orgasmic desperation*"

Nothing makes a bully want to back off quicker from someone than thinking their negative words are giving creepy perverted pleasure to their intended target :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: hahaha it freaks a bully out like, "Oh my god, NOO!!! I'm trying to make you cry,  not cum!! Oh my god, save me Jesus!!! *runs away screaming in terror*" hahaha :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
Really? That's weird, I ain't ever had a bad insatiable craving like that before... >_>

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
Boy, yo ass ain't nuddin' but a man-slut with a faceful of cuntjuice, y'na what I mean >:smile:

...All this prolonged fancy talk, has got me talking like a colourful street-slanging pimp now :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
That was the intended usage of that particular "lol", but in written form! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I personally know just how vexing that is, as a work colleague of mine always says "Lol" in that insipid toneless monotonous disinterested voice, in reply to every witty/humorous conversation me and my other colleagues say. And every time she does it, I just want to take my comb and jam it right up her nose! >:open_mouth:

Instead, because I rely heavily on the wage I earn to be able to live through another week, I just grit my teeth and reply in the very same monotonous tone of voice, "Good contribution(!) -_-"
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ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
Well I certainly couldn't find the crossing point when you transitioned from comment to verse. I was just thinking, "Did he make that all up on his own, or does he have an edition of 'Big Book of Provocative 19th Century Poems and Verses to Thrill Pornsite Vixens With' o_o" lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
Precisely!

That is indubitably the correct course of action to take when engaging with the general populace socially :smile:

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol 
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 5 years ago
*shrugs shoulders* I flunked out of French in secondary school after just 2 lessons. What kind of barbaric nonsensical language counts up in numbers by saying things like, "(in French) 3 10s twice, and a 9". I was like, "OK, that's enough with this bullshit. I have enough math homework to do as it is without having to do it in French aswell! >:O *storms out of the classroom*"


Sidenote, I'm sure the Shroud of Turin is most likely the result of Da Vinci's experimentation into a very early form of photography. Either that, or he was bent over a table laying on top of the sheet taking it up the arse from a young Italian twink and forgot to put it in the wash afterwards :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 6 years ago
lol

>:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

...I was seriously considering just replying with those simple 3-letters to such an adequately pontificating of the English lexicon by you and leave it at that, just purely for the comedic effect of the juxtaposition between the lengthy thought-out comment you provided and the lazily short reply of mine. But alas, I chose not to, because that was some grade-A wielding and usage of the written word that I felt it would be a travesty to even contemplate doing such a woeful act, hilariously humorous though it may be... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Displaying one's firm grasp of vocabulary expertise, I feel is like sucking on one's own cock (or clitoris, to be gender inclusive in my analogy for myself and the remaining half of the global population), in the sense that, while impressive and pleasurable in it's solitary act and quite something to behold for the witnesses, is never really truly appreciated by, or purposeful for, others except as an intriguing oddity, for a moment's pause and contemplation as they ponder on figuring it out...

In short summation; impressive, but I prefer to converse by speaking how I speak, as ham-fisted as it may be :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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ms_cream_puff
ms_cream_puff Publisher 6 years ago
With terms like MILF/DILF/GILF/etc, I think it's a simple case of appreciating the subject of those words, rather than lingering on the actual words themselves... Those words really mean nothing at all on their own, in fact on their own they're just stale bland boring statements, which doesn't do anything in terms of being sexy. It's all about who you're applying those words to, is all :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

So yes, probably best to avoid using those acronyms when dirty-talking with someone...

I disagree totally with the ire towards the word "blowjob" though. I mean, as soon as I ask a guy, "Can I give you a blowjob? O_O", it's like hitting an ON/OFF switch in his mind to 'ON' - an immediate reaction :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol

Also, the word "blowjob" itself is aptly descriptive. You see, only true dedicated masters of cocksucking know just how powerful the action of subtly blowing a focused cooling breath on the head of a cock can be during blowjobs :wink: it's one of the most effective tools in our arsenal (giggity lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:), knowing how intensely yet subtly pleasurable it is for the guy when we just pause every now and then mid-suck, to just pull our mouths away, breathe heavily against his stiff flesh, and then purse our lips to slowly blow cool air from tip to base and back up to tip, especially if we do it while we're looking sluttily up into his eyes and give him that, "I  *really* LOVE sucking on your cock! @_@" vibes :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


Once I secure the funding for my 'Advanced School of Slutterage', you'll see more and more sluts in the world expertly putting the "blow" into blowjobs :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: lol
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