I only have one source of happiness in life...

And his name is Cunt Slapper. He's the only Man I've ever met that's truly honest with me. He tells me everything I know to be true about myself. How stupid I am, how ugly I am, how lucky I am he even talks to me... I'm worthless, weak, and pathetic. I know it, and he's the only Man in my life to ever completely agree with me. I've had other Men try and play along, but I can always tell when it's an act. He means it. I love him so much for it. I trust him completely. I will always believe him over anyone else. Always.

I love you so much!