Goon Diary: The Best of 2018!

Friends, we're approaching awards season, so no better time to publish my list of Most Favoured Sluts of 2018!

And what a year - 266 loads, 108 load-taking sluts. Some great new faces burst on to the scene in a major way (step forward, Barbie Sins) and some old school favourites made most-welcome comebacks - Hello, Bonnie! She surely wins the Hottest Comeback award!

Before the main event, honourable mention to a Best Supporting Actress. I had Julez Ventura in mind for this, as she plays an awesome second to Jasmine Jae and Samantha Saint in two of my all-time favourite scenes. But, Juelz is way hotter than just a support act, and can easily do it for me on her own. So, the award goes to Monika Wild: a slut I never watch alone - in fact, I think she's pretty ropey - but who plays a super-hot, sub wing-woman to Jasmine Jae, Veronica Avluv and Tina Kay in some insanely hot Legal Porno scenes. Monika, we thank you for being the selfless fuck-pig that you are. Your efforts don't go unnoticed!

But, enough of the waffle. Here are the best of the best from 2018...

In 6th place, with five loads each, it's a five-way tie between Katrina Jade, Lily Lane, Courtney Taylor, Anna Bell Peaks and McKenzie Lee...


In 5th place, with six loads apiece, we have Veronica Avluv (my favourite 'MILF'), filthy, Brit newcomer Sophie Anderson and the perfect combination of tits and tats that is Megan Inky...


In 4th place, some of porn's big hitters, and definite personal faves. With seven loads each, it's Dollie Darko, Nina Elle, Jasmine Jae, Lana Rhoades and Riley Reid...


In 3rd place, two sluts who took my porn year by storm, with eight loads to their names (and countless hours of porn perving): Karma RX and Haley Reed. Sure to feature highly in 2019 too!


In 2nd place, two of the finest bimbo fuck sluts known to porn. With ten loads each, it's Barbie Sins (who's gone from filthy strength to strength this year) and August Taylor...


And the winner is...

In 1st place, retaining her title from 2017, it's the peerless Adriana Chechik, with 13 loads.


I'm actually a tiny bit surprised by this as it felt like I was watching a bit less of Adriana (or perhaps more of other sluts, to be more accurate). But the cream always rises...she just keeps producing the goods, so odds are pretty even that she'll be top of the pops for 2019 too!

Here's to another porn-filled year!