REALLY need a jerk bud

Don't post on this thing often but I figured I might as well for this, as my flat out NEED for this has kind of exploded.
I flat out need a jerk bud. And I'm looking. Totally am. But it's a lot harder than a thought it'd be.

I don't think I'm looking for too much. Fellow celeb and porn jacker, into frotting. But it's apparently a bigger request than I thought.

Oh well, the search continues.