ted762 Posts

    Not so fun fact about me #1

    I'm not going to:
    - Meet you
    - Date you
    - Marry you
    - Have your offspring
    - Humiliate you
    - Receive humiliation from you
    - Comment on your dick
    - Convert to islam
    - Write sex fantasy stories with you
    - Request pictures of myself covered in your bodily fluids
    - Mail you my underwear

    Sorry - :-( It's pretty boring in this corner of the internet!
    Published by ted762
    7 years ago
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    alexrod87
    alexrod87 6 years ago
    to ted762 : I had to decipher that one. Yeah, living is a good thing. :smile:
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    ted762
    ted762 Publisher 6 years ago
    to alexrod87 : Live.
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    alexrod87
    alexrod87 6 years ago
    to ted762 : your corner of the internet can't be that boring :smile:
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    alexrod87
    alexrod87 6 years ago
    to ted762 : Well, it is pretty straightforward what you won't do! What is it you will do? lol
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    ted762
    ted762 Publisher 6 years ago
    to alexrod87 : Yeah. All were real requests!
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    alexrod87
    alexrod87 6 years ago
    Do people really ask for that? lol
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    nimermehr
    nimermehr 6 years ago
    to ted762 : if i deliver, you'll show? :wink:
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    ted762
    ted762 Publisher 7 years ago
    to Turkish_Pilot : I work to please!
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    Turkish_Pilot
    Turkish_Pilot 7 years ago
    Holy shit, this made my night :smile:)))
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    ted762
    ted762 Publisher 7 years ago
    To qualify for the benefits. The cult will accept me as long as I cover up after. 
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    ted762
    ted762 Publisher 7 years ago
    I'm too white to qualify.
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    chr1s4u2
    No marriage?? Fuck...... :frowning:(((
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    fortrolling
    fortrolling 7 years ago
    to ted762 : Deal.
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    ted762
    ted762 Publisher 7 years ago
    to fortrolling : Deliver Jozin to me dead or alive. Then you will see my boobs.
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    fortrolling
    fortrolling 7 years ago
    Boooooring!
    Show Me What You Got!
    (And by "Got", i mean boobs of course ^_^)
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