Park Life
This week has been horrible -_-
It's been hot as hell. It's been so long, tiring and draining.
And on top of all that, my little fanny has been, uh, 'out of commission', so to speak...
So yeah, been a pretty sucky-suck kind of week, and not the good kind of sucky-suck :P
There was just one day though that did lift my spirits a little.
The one kernel of corn in the otherwise total turd of a week...
The day started out the same as any other, woke up in the sweat of the early morning heat, had a wash and cold shower, got dressed in the most minimal of clothing the law allows me to wear outside in public, put a little make up on and did my hair before leaving for work.
Thankfully, it wasn't a busy day at work, and come 2pm, my boss agreed to let me take the rest of the day off because I was melting on my feet in the salon. Such a nice guy! :)
I got home, had another cold shower, and then looked out the window.
The sun was out, as always -_-
But it wasn't as hot as it had been the last couple of weeks. In thank, I dare say, it was actually quite pleasant outside.
I mean, don't get me wrong, it was still really warm, but not in an entirely unpleasant way.
So, unable to enjoy my time alone in doors what with my fanny being 'in the shop', and not wanting to waste such a beautifully bearable day, I decided to go out for a long stroll.
I simply put on my most softest white miniskirt and loose-fitting cleavage-exposing backless white halter-top, and my white low-top Converse trainers. I looked very much ready to play at Wimbledon! lol
I decided to head to a park I've not been to in a long, long time.
It was an absolutely gorgeous park though. Such lush greenery, and tons of ponds and lakes around.
It was pretty busy there with foot-traffic, but no one was really getting into each other's way.
I was just walking around taking in all the sights and sounds.
I don't know if it was the day just being so pleasant, but everyone appeared friendlier. No one was hassling anyone else. No one was being a dick. Everyone was just so pleasant, polite, friendly and patient. There was just that real nice positive vibe in the air.
Then a naughty little devil sat on my shoulder and whispered in my ear, "Hey Angie... You should totally be the worst flirt ever!".
I looked to my other shoulder for the angel to appear but instead another, more evil looking devil turned up to say, "No, Angie. You should be the best flirt ever!"
Well, how can I ignore their sage advice, my devils have never let me down before! lol
So I made it my mission to really out-do myself, and be such a naughty flirt with everybody I encounter >:)
I'll split the rest of this post up into little mini-posts to make it much more easier on you to read :)
Happy Snappy Couple
The first opportunity arose when I walked around the lake. The path converged around a bend into a very narrow pathway.
The spot itself is one of the most beautiful views in the whole park, and, unsurprisingly, I found a couple taking pictures of each other in front of the gorgeous view of the lake.
They was a really sweet young couple. They both had jet-black hair, and dark orange skin. They actually looked really similar, so much so that upon first seeing them I thought they were brother and sister. It quickly became apparent though, from their demeanour and behaviour with each other, that they were definitely not related!
They was really cute together though. Clearly so deeply in love with one another.
...God, they must have just the best sex ever together all of the time! :P
Anyway, the cute guy backed away as his gorgeous girlfriend lent against the small railing several yards in front of him, where she struck a sexy confident pose for his camera. I stopped in my tracks so as not to walk in front of the shot.
Usually, I am the type of bitch who purposefully photobombs people's shots lol
But this time, I decided to be nice and wait for them to finish.
"Sorry, 1 second."
The guy looked towards me to apologise with a cheeky chuckle as he continued to aim his camera at his girl.
"No, it's fine. Don't worry, I'm in no rush."
I smiled sweetly at him.
He took the picture and lowered his camera down as his girl stopped posing, although her pretty smile remained.
"Oh that's beautiful."
I then sated aloud. They both looked at me as I said that.
"Huh?"
The guy asked.
"The picture. Well, I can't see it, but having such a beautiful subject in the picture enhances it's beauty greatly."
I grinned.
He chuckled as his girl waited patiently by the railings, obviously wanting to take more shots.
"Yeah, the lake is a beautiful subject."
"I wasn't talking about the lake,"
I winked and looked over at his girl, before turning to look back at him with a wink,
"Mind you, you're not a bad sight yourself."
"Thanks!"
He scoffed, humoured.
"What was that?"
His girl called out to ask. I think she may have been a little worried that I was flirting with him. ...Which I totally was >:)
"She said you're more beautiful than the lake."
He answered her with a cheesy grin.
"Oh, thanks!"
She grinned at me.
She could certainly take a just compliment.
"Well, don't keep me waiting too long, take another picture."
I then told him as I stood to the side.
"Oh, uh, won't you mind? You can pass by now."
He was a little confused by my eagerness to stand around waiting.
"Not at all. I'm in no rush. Besides, I'm enjoying the show."
I winked as I looked towards his girl again, who was now impatiently bouncing her butt against the railing, waiting to pose for her guy.
He just chuckled and aimed his camera at her.
She quickly got into another confident pose, and he took her picture.
"Ah, gorgeous!"
I grinned as I rather brazenly placed my hand on his forearm and leaned over him to look at the picture on the screen of the camera.
Personal space means nothing to me when I'm in a flirty mood lol >:)
His girl walked over to us. I think I overstepped the mark and she was simply coming over to assert herself. making sure I don't steal her man from her or something lol
Not that I would do that!
I'm not the kind of bitch to do something so evil like that.
Besides, they were both so in love that not even a planet could get between them two.
"How do I look?"
She asked as she approached. she hooked her hands around his arm as he placed his other arm around her shoulders.
"Gorgeous."
I reiterated in a sultry voice.
"Thanks."
She smiled at me with no hint at all of a blush.
She was proving to be a tough nut to crack...
"You guys make such a cute couple! How long you been going out?"
I complimented and asked.
"3 years now."
She answered.
"Gosh, 3 years? And you're still acting like a pair of love-struck teenagers? That's so sweet!"
I gushed,
"I'm surprised you both bothered to leave the bed today. If I was you, I'd be on top on him all of the time!"
The guy laughed while blushing as his girl just sort of chuckled but with a bit of a steely stare towards me.
"Mind you, you wouldn't get off so easily yourself, love. I'd totally be all over you too...!"
I winked seductively at her.
Her pretty eyes widened as I said that. I finally broke her down as she now blushed and grinned sheepishly.
"Thanks,"
She replied,
"I'm sure such a pretty girl like you can never keep your own boyfriend's hands off of you. ...Or your girlfriend's."
That last remark being slightly under her breath.
"Oh, trust me, I'm way too naughty to be girlfriend material!"
I placed my fingers on top of her arm as I said that and we all laughed,
"But thank you, you're sweet. And beautiful too,"
I turned to look at the guy,
"You really batted above your average getting her to go out with you!"
"I know,"
He laughed
"I'm lucky."
He then looked lovingly into her eyes.
"I'm just k**ding you. You're a very handsome sexy guy, you're both very lucky to have each other."
I smiled.
They both chuckled and looked at each other, a little unsure of what to make of me, before he gave her a reaffirming kiss on the cheek.
"Anyway, I've taken up enough of your time. I'll leave you two lovebirds alone."
I chuckled as I stroked my fingertips off of her arm.
"Thanks. Enjoy your day."
They both kind of said together.
"I will,"
I started to walk off before I turned back to look at them,
"Have fun together. There's a secluded area over that way for when you do!"
They both just giggled and waved me goodbye.
I felt really pleased with myself with that interaction. But I wasn't done yet...
Jog Off
I didn't have to wait long for my next opportunity to be a flirt.
I saw an ice cream van parked by some trees.
There was a big line for it.
I got in line, although have you ever noticed how lines for ice cream vans are always so untidy?
I mean, we British take great pride in our ability to queue up all neat and proper for stuff, but for some reason, queuing for the ice cream van, all of our line etiquette goes right out the window!
Everyone is sort of stood around each other, lots of uneven placement.
Anyway, I digress lol
Stood to the left of me, and slightly in front of me in an uneven diagonal fashion, stood a jogger.
She was very pretty. She had her brown hair tied up in a bun on her head. She had a little makeup on around her gorgeous blue eyes, which seemed a little odd to put makeup on for jogging?
She was very slender-framed, and small too. About 5 foot tall.
She was wearing a bright neon green and black sports vest on. I doubt she had a sports bra on underneath that, as her boobs were very small and flat-chested...
In fact, her body was thermometer-shaped. Slender and skinny at the top, but as soon as it got to her butt, it quickly curved into a bubble shape. What I'm saying is, she had a gorgeous butt on her!
Nice legs too, but it was all about that butt, the shape of which was being perfectly showed off in her tight skin-hugging black yoga pants. She was wearing a pair of black and neon blue Nike trainers on her feet, with no socks.
It didn't look like she had been running for long, as her tanned skin looked perfectly flawless. Not so much as a hint of a sheen on her from sweat.
I kept eyeing her up. Mainly focused on her butt, because she would keep changing her standing leg, shifting her weight from one leg to the other, which only made her shapely bottom appear even more shapely in those tight form-hugging Lycra pants.
I then looked up at her face, and saw a single lone bead of sweat form around the side of her eye.
I was mesmerised by it. I just watched as it slowly trickled down over her cheek. It just slowly travelled down over her jaw, disappearing under her chin, before reemerging along the side of her neck, and slowly trickled down over her collarbone, and down the exposed skin of her flat chest. It finally got soaked up into the low-hanging neckline of the clingy damp vest.
I then looked back up to her face to find her staring at me.
She clearly had caught me red-handed gazing at her (non-existent) boobs.
I sheepishly chuckled and turned away.
There was something about her that was a little intimidating, despite the fact that I towered above her in height.
I looked back to her eyes, which had now turned away from mine.
I studied her eyes for a moment, before looking at her cutely-shaped nose, and then at her pouty lips.
She had a bit of a frown on. It seemed like she was pissed off about something.
Either that, or she just naturally has an angry looking 'resting bitch face'.
I decided to be brave. I casually yet subtly shifted myself a little closer towards her.
I kept glancing towards her, waiting for her to look at me again.
When she finally did, I just smiled and said,
"Lines, eh?"
And then grinned as I rolled my eyes, feigning annoyance at the queue.
"Yeah."
She just replied po-faced, turning her eyes away from mine.
"Has the jog been nice today?"
I then asked.
"Huh?"
She glanced back at me.
"The jog? I assume you've been jogging?"
I glanced my eyes down towards her top and her shapely waist, before looking back up at her.
"No I just wear this for fun(!)"
She replied drily, her words dripping in sarcasm.
"Oh, yeah, of course. ...Well that outfit sure is fun to look at."
I retorted, trying to stop my lips from breaking out into a cheesy grin.
She just raised her eyebrows and dropped them quickly, while rolling her eyes away from mine.
"Where did you buy it from?"
I asked.
"What?"
She asked as she looked at me again.
"Your outfit, where did you buy it? Just, I'm thinking of buying one like it for myself."
She just stared at me.
"I think it would look really good in my bedroom."
I brazenly stated.
"Online."
She replied and looked away from me again.
"...Good chat."
I sighed as I backed off, obviously barking up the wrong tree!
OK, so not all my attempts at flirting was successful lol
Ice Cream
Unperturbed, when I finally got to the ice cream van, I decided to double down on my efforts.
"What can I get you, love?"
The Mediterranean-looking server asked me.
He actually looked like a dead-ringer for Super Mario lol only more older, taller, and greyer.
"I'll have a 69 please."
I replied.
"Sixty...?"
He looked at me bemused.
"Oh, 99, sorry!"
I laughed my most sexy-sounding kind of laugh lol
"I guess when you enjoy something so much, it's really easy to slip it in... ...To the conversation."
He warmly chuckled, a grin forming underneath his thick bushy grey moustache.
He poured the vanilla ice cream out onto the cone in a swirl.
"How's that?"
He asked as he let go of the little lever to the ice cream machine.
"Can I have a little more cream, please? I love getting a lot of cream off a guy."
I winked.
"Of course. For you, young lady, I'd give you all my cream!"
He chuckled again, as he pulled his lever, letting more cream swirl on the dessert.
"Mmmm thanks! I see you handle pulling your lever with such expert skill."
I flirted.
"Years of practise."
He grinned.
"I'll have to have a go at pulling your lever sometime...!"
I grinned back, real cheesily.
"Anytime."
He had such a big beaming grin on his face as he put his flake into my cream,
"Sauce?"
"Of course,"
I pointed to the strawberry sauce bottle,
"Spray that yummy sauce all over me!"
He swirled it all around and handed me my ice creamy treat.
All my flirting was in vain.
He still made me pay for it :(
Bastard haha
Hazy Mazy Days
I spent the next hour or so just wandering around, taking in the sights.
I then noticed this park has a new addition to it that I've never seen before.
A maze!
Oh my god, I love mazes!
I made my way over to the entrance of it, following behind a small group of young, attractive, light-skinned afro-haired black guys. They had a couple of little tots with them. I think they were all brothers and the tots were their baby sisters, as their demeanour suggested that they were the guardians of those little tiny girls, rather than having any actual paternal links to them.
They were really cool and funny, enjoying themselves, and being very friendly and charming towards me.
We entered the maze, and it was such a good maze!
Really laid out so as to thoroughly confuse and disorientate you.
Luckily, for me, thanks to playing Tomb Raider 2 a ton of times in my youth, I learnt the art of perfectly navigating a maze.
That young black family were playfully arguing amongst each other as to which directions and turnings to take.
"You got to go right."
I told the young guy with the biggest afro of the lot of them.
He was the most attractive of them. His skin was a bit lighter too compared to his brothers. He was the youngest too, about 20 I'd say, but he had a quiet confidence about himself that defied his youthful looks.
"Right? Why right?"
He chuckled.
"Trust me. I know."
I winked.
"Yo, we're following this girl, she knows her stuff!"
He called out to his siblings with a big grin.
"Please, lead on."
He waved his hand for me to pass him.
"Come this way, boys and girls."
I said like a tour guide as I walked past him and lead them through the maze.
There was a lot of turns, and seemingly back-tracking routes through the expert-level maze.
My confidence never wavered though. I knew what I was doing.
"Yo, you sure this is the right way? Didn't we just pass by here earlier?"
He asked me as he followed close behind.
"I'm positive. Don't you trust me?"
I looked over my shoulder at him with flirty puppy-dog eyes.
"Oh girl, you say it like that and I'd follow you over a cliff!"
He laughed.
"We're in a maze, not on a cliff."
I giggled as I continued leading them through it.
I was always sticking right. Any forks in the path, we'd go right. Every turn was a right one.
"So how do you know so much about mazes anyway?"
He asked.
"I like to play around a lot..."
I answered vaguely with a flirty tone of voice.
"What?"
He giggled.
"I always love playing in mazes in video games."
I answered more clearly lol
"Nice! Me too..."
They were all really nice guys. Real friendly and polite. They clearly had big caring hearts in them, the way the way were looking after and interacting with the small tots. And also towards me. They acted a little concerned for me, wondering why I haven't got anyone with me in the park. Clearly they just wanted to make sure I was all right. Real caring guys.
After about 5 minutes of walking, we came to the centre of the maze. It was very picturesque in the middle. So beautifully laid out with benches and manicured trees.
"Oh man, this girl really knows her stuff! We'd still be wandering lost without you."
He complimented me, as I turned to face him.
"Well, what can I say? I'm good at leading guys on."
I brushed my chest up against him, as well as my hand on his slim stomach, as I walked passed him to the side to sit down on one of the stone benches.
"Oh damn..."
He softly sighed to himself.
His brothers started joshing him for being so obviously attracted to me.
"Shut up, man, damn... I'm in love here!"
He fooled around, pretending to swoon and get light-headed.
I just chuckled and winked at him.
"You always go falling in love with the first girl who shows you a bit of attention. In fact, she is the first girl to ever show you attention!"
They teased him.
"Oh I doubt that. A handsome stud like him, he's probably swimming in girls at the clubs."
I flirtily suggestively as I sat down. They all laughed except him, he just blushed and grinned sheepishly.
"He wishes!"
One of his brothers playfully shoved him, knocking him slightly off balance.
They were all very jovial with each other.
They just all had a really good positive vibe and attitude about them.
"Thanks again for showing us the way, though."
He then smiled at me.
"Anytime, stud."
I winked at him.
"So, uhh... How do we get out of here when we're ready to leave?"
He came over to ask me after several minutes of rest.
"Just stick left."
I answered.
"It can't really be that simple, can it?"
He fretted.
I nodded my head, with a confident smile.
"Could you, maybe show me...? You know, just so I can then show these fools how to get out."
He chuckled as he looked towards his siblings.
"Sure, I guess I could,"
I stood up,
"You wouldn't be the first guy I showed a thing or 2 to..."
He just smiled anxiously.
"Come this way."
I tugged on his hand and lead him back into the maze again.
He followed close behind. As we walked, we talked.
Of course, I was being very flirty with him.
To be honest, I was feeling very tempted to lead him to a secluded spot and just suck him off there and then :P
But, I don't know... I think it was a combination of the heat, the fact I'd been walking a lot and was feeling unsexy due to the sweat clinging to my body, and the fact my pussy was 'undergoing repairs', so to speak, that I wasn't as keen to fool around...
Even though he would have been an enjoyable treat to suck on :P
Instead we just flirted a lot. And by the time I lead him out of the maze, he was eager to give me his number because I was "such a cool girl" for helping him out.
So, yeah, I took his number and, now that my fanny is back in action! lol
I may have arranged to meet up with him tomorrow evening, and, not that he knows it, maybe make up for that lost blowjob in the maze :P
It's been hot as hell. It's been so long, tiring and draining.
And on top of all that, my little fanny has been, uh, 'out of commission', so to speak...
So yeah, been a pretty sucky-suck kind of week, and not the good kind of sucky-suck :P
There was just one day though that did lift my spirits a little.
The one kernel of corn in the otherwise total turd of a week...
The day started out the same as any other, woke up in the sweat of the early morning heat, had a wash and cold shower, got dressed in the most minimal of clothing the law allows me to wear outside in public, put a little make up on and did my hair before leaving for work.
Thankfully, it wasn't a busy day at work, and come 2pm, my boss agreed to let me take the rest of the day off because I was melting on my feet in the salon. Such a nice guy! :)
I got home, had another cold shower, and then looked out the window.
The sun was out, as always -_-
But it wasn't as hot as it had been the last couple of weeks. In thank, I dare say, it was actually quite pleasant outside.
I mean, don't get me wrong, it was still really warm, but not in an entirely unpleasant way.
So, unable to enjoy my time alone in doors what with my fanny being 'in the shop', and not wanting to waste such a beautifully bearable day, I decided to go out for a long stroll.
I simply put on my most softest white miniskirt and loose-fitting cleavage-exposing backless white halter-top, and my white low-top Converse trainers. I looked very much ready to play at Wimbledon! lol
I decided to head to a park I've not been to in a long, long time.
It was an absolutely gorgeous park though. Such lush greenery, and tons of ponds and lakes around.
It was pretty busy there with foot-traffic, but no one was really getting into each other's way.
I was just walking around taking in all the sights and sounds.
I don't know if it was the day just being so pleasant, but everyone appeared friendlier. No one was hassling anyone else. No one was being a dick. Everyone was just so pleasant, polite, friendly and patient. There was just that real nice positive vibe in the air.
Then a naughty little devil sat on my shoulder and whispered in my ear, "Hey Angie... You should totally be the worst flirt ever!".
I looked to my other shoulder for the angel to appear but instead another, more evil looking devil turned up to say, "No, Angie. You should be the best flirt ever!"
Well, how can I ignore their sage advice, my devils have never let me down before! lol
So I made it my mission to really out-do myself, and be such a naughty flirt with everybody I encounter >:)
I'll split the rest of this post up into little mini-posts to make it much more easier on you to read :)
Happy Snappy Couple
The first opportunity arose when I walked around the lake. The path converged around a bend into a very narrow pathway.
The spot itself is one of the most beautiful views in the whole park, and, unsurprisingly, I found a couple taking pictures of each other in front of the gorgeous view of the lake.
They was a really sweet young couple. They both had jet-black hair, and dark orange skin. They actually looked really similar, so much so that upon first seeing them I thought they were b
They was really cute together though. Clearly so deeply in love with one another.
...God, they must have just the best sex ever together all of the time! :P
Anyway, the cute guy backed away as his gorgeous girlfriend lent against the small railing several yards in front of him, where she struck a sexy confident pose for his camera. I stopped in my tracks so as not to walk in front of the shot.
Usually, I am the type of bitch who purposefully photobombs people's shots lol
But this time, I decided to be nice and wait for them to finish.
"Sorry, 1 second."
The guy looked towards me to apologise with a cheeky chuckle as he continued to aim his camera at his girl.
"No, it's fine. Don't worry, I'm in no rush."
I smiled sweetly at him.
He took the picture and lowered his camera down as his girl stopped posing, although her pretty smile remained.
"Oh that's beautiful."
I then sated aloud. They both looked at me as I said that.
"Huh?"
The guy asked.
"The picture. Well, I can't see it, but having such a beautiful subject in the picture enhances it's beauty greatly."
I grinned.
He chuckled as his girl waited patiently by the railings, obviously wanting to take more shots.
"Yeah, the lake is a beautiful subject."
"I wasn't talking about the lake,"
I winked and looked over at his girl, before turning to look back at him with a wink,
"Mind you, you're not a bad sight yourself."
"Thanks!"
He scoffed, humoured.
"What was that?"
His girl called out to ask. I think she may have been a little worried that I was flirting with him. ...Which I totally was >:)
"She said you're more beautiful than the lake."
He answered her with a cheesy grin.
"Oh, thanks!"
She grinned at me.
She could certainly take a just compliment.
"Well, don't keep me waiting too long, take another picture."
I then told him as I stood to the side.
"Oh, uh, won't you mind? You can pass by now."
He was a little confused by my eagerness to stand around waiting.
"Not at all. I'm in no rush. Besides, I'm enjoying the show."
I winked as I looked towards his girl again, who was now impatiently bouncing her butt against the railing, waiting to pose for her guy.
He just chuckled and aimed his camera at her.
She quickly got into another confident pose, and he took her picture.
"Ah, gorgeous!"
I grinned as I rather brazenly placed my hand on his forearm and leaned over him to look at the picture on the screen of the camera.
Personal space means nothing to me when I'm in a flirty mood lol >:)
His girl walked over to us. I think I overstepped the mark and she was simply coming over to assert herself. making sure I don't steal her man from her or something lol
Not that I would do that!
I'm not the kind of bitch to do something so evil like that.
Besides, they were both so in love that not even a planet could get between them two.
"How do I look?"
She asked as she approached. she hooked her hands around his arm as he placed his other arm around her shoulders.
"Gorgeous."
I reiterated in a sultry voice.
"Thanks."
She smiled at me with no hint at all of a blush.
She was proving to be a tough nut to crack...
"You guys make such a cute couple! How long you been going out?"
I complimented and asked.
"3 years now."
She answered.
"Gosh, 3 years? And you're still acting like a pair of love-struck teenagers? That's so sweet!"
I gushed,
"I'm surprised you both bothered to leave the bed today. If I was you, I'd be on top on him all of the time!"
The guy laughed while blushing as his girl just sort of chuckled but with a bit of a steely stare towards me.
"Mind you, you wouldn't get off so easily yourself, love. I'd totally be all over you too...!"
I winked seductively at her.
Her pretty eyes widened as I said that. I finally broke her down as she now blushed and grinned sheepishly.
"Thanks,"
She replied,
"I'm sure such a pretty girl like you can never keep your own boyfriend's hands off of you. ...Or your girlfriend's."
That last remark being slightly under her breath.
"Oh, trust me, I'm way too naughty to be girlfriend material!"
I placed my fingers on top of her arm as I said that and we all laughed,
"But thank you, you're sweet. And beautiful too,"
I turned to look at the guy,
"You really batted above your average getting her to go out with you!"
"I know,"
He laughed
"I'm lucky."
He then looked lovingly into her eyes.
"I'm just k**ding you. You're a very handsome sexy guy, you're both very lucky to have each other."
I smiled.
They both chuckled and looked at each other, a little unsure of what to make of me, before he gave her a reaffirming kiss on the cheek.
"Anyway, I've taken up enough of your time. I'll leave you two lovebirds alone."
I chuckled as I stroked my fingertips off of her arm.
"Thanks. Enjoy your day."
They both kind of said together.
"I will,"
I started to walk off before I turned back to look at them,
"Have fun together. There's a secluded area over that way for when you do!"
They both just giggled and waved me goodbye.
I felt really pleased with myself with that interaction. But I wasn't done yet...
Jog Off
I didn't have to wait long for my next opportunity to be a flirt.
I saw an ice cream van parked by some trees.
There was a big line for it.
I got in line, although have you ever noticed how lines for ice cream vans are always so untidy?
I mean, we British take great pride in our ability to queue up all neat and proper for stuff, but for some reason, queuing for the ice cream van, all of our line etiquette goes right out the window!
Everyone is sort of stood around each other, lots of uneven placement.
Anyway, I digress lol
Stood to the left of me, and slightly in front of me in an uneven diagonal fashion, stood a jogger.
She was very pretty. She had her brown hair tied up in a bun on her head. She had a little makeup on around her gorgeous blue eyes, which seemed a little odd to put makeup on for jogging?
She was very slender-framed, and small too. About 5 foot tall.
She was wearing a bright neon green and black sports vest on. I doubt she had a sports bra on underneath that, as her boobs were very small and flat-chested...
In fact, her body was thermometer-shaped. Slender and skinny at the top, but as soon as it got to her butt, it quickly curved into a bubble shape. What I'm saying is, she had a gorgeous butt on her!
Nice legs too, but it was all about that butt, the shape of which was being perfectly showed off in her tight skin-hugging black yoga pants. She was wearing a pair of black and neon blue Nike trainers on her feet, with no socks.
It didn't look like she had been running for long, as her tanned skin looked perfectly flawless. Not so much as a hint of a sheen on her from sweat.
I kept eyeing her up. Mainly focused on her butt, because she would keep changing her standing leg, shifting her weight from one leg to the other, which only made her shapely bottom appear even more shapely in those tight form-hugging Lycra pants.
I then looked up at her face, and saw a single lone bead of sweat form around the side of her eye.
I was mesmerised by it. I just watched as it slowly trickled down over her cheek. It just slowly travelled down over her jaw, disappearing under her chin, before reemerging along the side of her neck, and slowly trickled down over her collarbone, and down the exposed skin of her flat chest. It finally got soaked up into the low-hanging neckline of the clingy damp vest.
I then looked back up to her face to find her staring at me.
She clearly had caught me red-handed gazing at her (non-existent) boobs.
I sheepishly chuckled and turned away.
There was something about her that was a little intimidating, despite the fact that I towered above her in height.
I looked back to her eyes, which had now turned away from mine.
I studied her eyes for a moment, before looking at her cutely-shaped nose, and then at her pouty lips.
She had a bit of a frown on. It seemed like she was pissed off about something.
Either that, or she just naturally has an angry looking 'resting bitch face'.
I decided to be brave. I casually yet subtly shifted myself a little closer towards her.
I kept glancing towards her, waiting for her to look at me again.
When she finally did, I just smiled and said,
"Lines, eh?"
And then grinned as I rolled my eyes, feigning annoyance at the queue.
"Yeah."
She just replied po-faced, turning her eyes away from mine.
"Has the jog been nice today?"
I then asked.
"Huh?"
She glanced back at me.
"The jog? I assume you've been jogging?"
I glanced my eyes down towards her top and her shapely waist, before looking back up at her.
"No I just wear this for fun(!)"
She replied drily, her words dripping in sarcasm.
"Oh, yeah, of course. ...Well that outfit sure is fun to look at."
I retorted, trying to stop my lips from breaking out into a cheesy grin.
She just raised her eyebrows and dropped them quickly, while rolling her eyes away from mine.
"Where did you buy it from?"
I asked.
"What?"
She asked as she looked at me again.
"Your outfit, where did you buy it? Just, I'm thinking of buying one like it for myself."
She just stared at me.
"I think it would look really good in my bedroom."
I brazenly stated.
"Online."
She replied and looked away from me again.
"...Good chat."
I sighed as I backed off, obviously barking up the wrong tree!
OK, so not all my attempts at flirting was successful lol
Ice Cream
Unperturbed, when I finally got to the ice cream van, I decided to double down on my efforts.
"What can I get you, love?"
The Mediterranean-looking server asked me.
He actually looked like a dead-ringer for Super Mario lol only more older, taller, and greyer.
"I'll have a 69 please."
I replied.
"Sixty...?"
He looked at me bemused.
"Oh, 99, sorry!"
I laughed my most sexy-sounding kind of laugh lol
"I guess when you enjoy something so much, it's really easy to slip it in... ...To the conversation."
He warmly chuckled, a grin forming underneath his thick bushy grey moustache.
He poured the vanilla ice cream out onto the cone in a swirl.
"How's that?"
He asked as he let go of the little lever to the ice cream machine.
"Can I have a little more cream, please? I love getting a lot of cream off a guy."
I winked.
"Of course. For you, young lady, I'd give you all my cream!"
He chuckled again, as he pulled his lever, letting more cream swirl on the dessert.
"Mmmm thanks! I see you handle pulling your lever with such expert skill."
I flirted.
"Years of practise."
He grinned.
"I'll have to have a go at pulling your lever sometime...!"
I grinned back, real cheesily.
"Anytime."
He had such a big beaming grin on his face as he put his flake into my cream,
"Sauce?"
"Of course,"
I pointed to the strawberry sauce bottle,
"Spray that yummy sauce all over me!"
He swirled it all around and handed me my ice creamy treat.
All my flirting was in vain.
He still made me pay for it :(
Bastard haha
Hazy Mazy Days
I spent the next hour or so just wandering around, taking in the sights.
I then noticed this park has a new addition to it that I've never seen before.
A maze!
Oh my god, I love mazes!
I made my way over to the entrance of it, following behind a small group of young, attractive, light-skinned afro-haired black guys. They had a couple of little tots with them. I think they were all b
They were really cool and funny, enjoying themselves, and being very friendly and charming towards me.
We entered the maze, and it was such a good maze!
Really laid out so as to thoroughly confuse and disorientate you.
Luckily, for me, thanks to playing Tomb Raider 2 a ton of times in my youth, I learnt the art of perfectly navigating a maze.
That young black fam
"You got to go right."
I told the young guy with the biggest afro of the lot of them.
He was the most attractive of them. His skin was a bit lighter too compared to his b
"Right? Why right?"
He chuckled.
"Trust me. I know."
I winked.
"Yo, we're following this girl, she knows her stuff!"
He called out to his siblings with a big grin.
"Please, lead on."
He waved his hand for me to pass him.
"Come this way, boys and girls."
I said like a tour guide as I walked past him and lead them through the maze.
There was a lot of turns, and seemingly back-tracking routes through the expert-level maze.
My confidence never wavered though. I knew what I was doing.
"Yo, you sure this is the right way? Didn't we just pass by here earlier?"
He asked me as he followed close behind.
"I'm positive. Don't you trust me?"
I looked over my shoulder at him with flirty puppy-dog eyes.
"Oh girl, you say it like that and I'd follow you over a cliff!"
He laughed.
"We're in a maze, not on a cliff."
I giggled as I continued leading them through it.
I was always sticking right. Any forks in the path, we'd go right. Every turn was a right one.
"So how do you know so much about mazes anyway?"
He asked.
"I like to play around a lot..."
I answered vaguely with a flirty tone of voice.
"What?"
He giggled.
"I always love playing in mazes in video games."
I answered more clearly lol
"Nice! Me too..."
They were all really nice guys. Real friendly and polite. They clearly had big caring hearts in them, the way the way were looking after and interacting with the small tots. And also towards me. They acted a little concerned for me, wondering why I haven't got anyone with me in the park. Clearly they just wanted to make sure I was all right. Real caring guys.
After about 5 minutes of walking, we came to the centre of the maze. It was very picturesque in the middle. So beautifully laid out with benches and manicured trees.
"Oh man, this girl really knows her stuff! We'd still be wandering lost without you."
He complimented me, as I turned to face him.
"Well, what can I say? I'm good at leading guys on."
I brushed my chest up against him, as well as my hand on his slim stomach, as I walked passed him to the side to sit down on one of the stone benches.
"Oh damn..."
He softly sighed to himself.
His b
"Shut up, man, damn... I'm in love here!"
He fooled around, pretending to swoon and get light-headed.
I just chuckled and winked at him.
"You always go falling in love with the first girl who shows you a bit of attention. In fact, she is the first girl to ever show you attention!"
They teased him.
"Oh I doubt that. A handsome stud like him, he's probably swimming in girls at the clubs."
I flirtily suggestively as I sat down. They all laughed except him, he just blushed and grinned sheepishly.
"He wishes!"
One of his b
They were all very jovial with each other.
They just all had a really good positive vibe and attitude about them.
"Thanks again for showing us the way, though."
He then smiled at me.
"Anytime, stud."
I winked at him.
"So, uhh... How do we get out of here when we're ready to leave?"
He came over to ask me after several minutes of rest.
"Just stick left."
I answered.
"It can't really be that simple, can it?"
He fretted.
I nodded my head, with a confident smile.
"Could you, maybe show me...? You know, just so I can then show these fools how to get out."
He chuckled as he looked towards his siblings.
"Sure, I guess I could,"
I stood up,
"You wouldn't be the first guy I showed a thing or 2 to..."
He just smiled anxiously.
"Come this way."
I tugged on his hand and lead him back into the maze again.
He followed close behind. As we walked, we talked.
Of course, I was being very flirty with him.
To be honest, I was feeling very tempted to lead him to a secluded spot and just suck him off there and then :P
But, I don't know... I think it was a combination of the heat, the fact I'd been walking a lot and was feeling unsexy due to the sweat clinging to my body, and the fact my pussy was 'undergoing repairs', so to speak, that I wasn't as keen to fool around...
Even though he would have been an enjoyable treat to suck on :P
Instead we just flirted a lot. And by the time I lead him out of the maze, he was eager to give me his number because I was "such a cool girl" for helping him out.
So, yeah, I took his number and, now that my fanny is back in action! lol
I may have arranged to meet up with him tomorrow evening, and, not that he knows it, maybe make up for that lost blowjob in the maze :P
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