I Hate #22 - ATM Dickheads
ATMs can be annoying to use, mainly when people are in front of you. How about when the person in front of you finishes, but takes forever to move their ass out of the way so you can use the machine.
They stand there, put their pen away, get the money, count the money, put it in their wallet, put the wallet in their pocket, get the receipt, give it a once-over... all in front of the fucking machine. Sometimes they take over a minute and it's really annoying especially when you're in a rush. How hard is it to do all that shit off to the side and let the next person in line use the machine? I'll tell them to hurry up, and they always act surprised for some reason. It's common courtesy!
People fucking around at the start of their transaction is just as bad. They count money, put it in envelopes, write out cheques, sign things, all right in front of the machine and not on the little table on the side so many places have.
The main annoyance is just how oblivious some people are to the fact they are pissing people off. There can be 5 people waiting behind them and they'll still take their sweet ass time.
I realize people don't want to count many bills in the open, but there's ways to do it... the side table, go someplace and count it there, whatever. Just step aside.
They stand there, put their pen away, get the money, count the money, put it in their wallet, put the wallet in their pocket, get the receipt, give it a once-over... all in front of the fucking machine. Sometimes they take over a minute and it's really annoying especially when you're in a rush. How hard is it to do all that shit off to the side and let the next person in line use the machine? I'll tell them to hurry up, and they always act surprised for some reason. It's common courtesy!
People fucking around at the start of their transaction is just as bad. They count money, put it in envelopes, write out cheques, sign things, all right in front of the machine and not on the little table on the side so many places have.
The main annoyance is just how oblivious some people are to the fact they are pissing people off. There can be 5 people waiting behind them and they'll still take their sweet ass time.
I realize people don't want to count many bills in the open, but there's ways to do it... the side table, go someplace and count it there, whatever. Just step aside.
7 years ago
