Winter walk

A while back in my old town I decided to dress up completely and take a long walk in the very early winter morning. As it was very dark and frosty no one was about so I put on red lipstick and pink blusher and blonde wig. I had a pink duffle coat with hood that a friend gave to me to take to a charity shop that I kept for just this sort of thing. I put on a short tartan skirt that just covered my bum and the coat came a little lower. If I bent over a little I would be arrested. Anyway I closed the front door and was very excited and I thought I looked good (in the street lights) I was quite stiff by the time I got to the first corner and I had passed two women on the other side of the road as well. I walked on for one more street by then a few more cars were going by and I came back to my gate and just then my neighbour came out to go to work, I was done for so I just held my head down hoping the hood would cover me.