Taken Bi Surprise

I was watching a classic porn film recently and was suddenly very surprised by an unexpected scene. It's a perfectly standard straight porn film but right in the middle is a MMF bisexual sequence. This is a very rare thing, nearly unique. It got me thinking.

The video was 1987’s straight stroker Cabaret Sin, one of the early "shot on video" features, early enough that the production values were still quite high. Produced by the great Kirdy Stevens (producer and director of the famed Taboo series, and other classic whackers), Cabaret Sin takes place in the not so distant future. There has been nuclear war (or something) and because no one wants the newly minted mutants to multiply, sex has been outlawed. Cabaret Sin is the government sanctioned night-club where the mutants go and watch beautiful, undeformed people have sex. A private-eye (played by blonde hottie Greg Derek, even though many websites say it is Randy West – who is nowhere to be seen in the video) goes there to investigate police corruption. He finds plenty of it. The great Kevin James plays a half robot, half mutant cop who, breaking the law, fucks one of the performers. He is somewhat wasted in this film.

Overall, though, it’s a pretty good movie. Trying for a Fosse-like Cabaret effect, every scene is soaked in smoke. Unfortunately, whoever was running the fog-machine let it get out of control every time anyone starts to fuck. You can still see most everything, but it is sometimes hard to clearly make out what’s going on.

The "acts" presented at the cabaret make up most of the film’s sex scenes. It was one of these scenes that completely caught me off guard. A woman is playing the trombone on stage, and behind her are two guys playing trumpets. The three of them are swinging back and forth in unison, not unlike ZZ Top. That is, if ZZ Top didn’t have beards, wore white dinner jackets, and had no sense of rhythm. The woman begins to masturbate with the trombone (to the delight of the mutant audience), then drops to her knees, crawls over to the guys, unzips their pants and proceeds to blow them. Presently we see the three of them naked and the sex starts in earnest.

But then something happens you just don’t see very often. In the middle of a fairly hot, if relatively ordinary, three-way, one of the men begins to suck the other guy’s cock. The scene turns into a full blown bisexual sequence in an otherwise completely straight porn flick (if you don’t count the solitary, ubiquitous girl-on-girl scene). One of the guys sits on the other’s face, they sixty-nine while the girl watches, they shoot cum all over each other and her. The movie moves on to another dialogue sequence and the bisexuality is never referred to again.

This got me thinking (it also got me off, by the way.) We know there are damn few straight porn films that don’t contain at least one lesbian section, ‘cause our breeder comrades just love that sort of thing. But how many main-stream straight porn flicks have male bisexual scenes?

I can think of only two others I’ve seen, albeit containing very brief moments of bi fun. A classic film I saw years ago in an adult book store "preview room", titled (as I recall) Sodom and Gomorrah contained a quick moment in an orgy where one guy grabs another guy’s dick and leans down to start sucking it. I believe the guy even came in his buddy’s mouth, but it’s been a while, so I couldn’t swear in court the oral money-shot is there.

The other was one I rented years ago (when you still rented porn). It's a straight Russian production called something like Bear Run or Bear Club or something of that nature (I remember it was from a company called Sunshine Films that produced only one other film I’ve found, a movie I really liked called Lustful Witches of the Russian Village.) The titular bears were not husky, hairy gay men, but wildlife that roamed the woods where the action took place -- I guess. This film featured another terrific orgy sequence and again one of the guys fell to his knees and started sucking one of his male friends. There is an extremely quick edit and suddenly we’re back to purely straight sex. I've wondered if in the European release this blow-job played out to some sort of conclusion. Europeans are a lot more open minded than we are in America.

These two examples are very brief moments, as opposed to the scene in Cabaret Sin in which the guys are sexually active with each other for a full six or seven minute sequence.

Along the same lines, there was a flick from Private Productions I saw once (and, sorry, I’ve forgotten the title), where, in a behind-the-scenes moment, three of the well-known straight Euro-Stars are sitting on a couch together getting ready to film a scene while their female co-star is being made-up. They are wearing running shorts and feeling their cocks through the shorts, keeping them hard and ready for the up-coming shoot. One of these Euro-Studs jokingly grabs and shakes another star’s hard cock through his shorts. Everyone laughs, he drops it and that’s the entire episode.

So I wonder how many of these "bi guy" sequences there are in straight films? And how do straight boys watching a "vanilla porn flick" react when a "bi guy" scene unexpectedly springs up?

That’s something I’d like to hear about.