The best Type of Cocks
I'm not going to try to throw any men under the bus or anything. But, if you read this post and you began feeling some sort of way by the middle of this blog, then I suggest you hit the back button and return where you came from. Because this isn't a BULL SHIT blog its a real blog and it might cause some to be upset or BUTT_HURT either way Its the Truth.
I been on this site for a number of years now , A lot of women & men have asked me to do a blog and (rating system) of what I rate
cock and how I rate cock.
First and fore most. A lot of girls when it comes to penis, they can be un-attractive to the first sight of seeing it. If your cock is NOT shaved, it's ASHY, Bent Up, Screwed up from doing BDSM & Insertion techniques, then women aren't going to find your
cock pleasing yet alone the sexual urge will be lost.
Penises are great. They’re functional, they’re fun to play with, and they are always available to remind us that we’re absolute babes…and that we can get guys to do pretty much anything for us. That’s not to say all dongs were created equally. They come in all different shapes and sizes. All of them, however, are funny-looking.
It’s a sad life for this guy, because he catches way too much heat from his boys in the locker room. This will prove beneficial to you, though. He’s got an “ugly duckling” of a cock that miraculously grows into a beautiful swan when you call upon it. As is true with all ugly ducklings, though, he is gifted enough to satisfy, but not so confident that he knows exactly what he’s packing. I call it a win.
If you’ve never studied abroad, or hooked up with a man who has foreign parents, you’ve probably never seen an uncircumcised penis unless you’re cavorting with hippies.. At the risk of ruining your favorite hot dog flavored finger food, a pig in a blanket is pretty much exactly what they look like. Or as I say "He has a Turtle Neck!" I know that sounds traumatic, but they’re not as scary as you think. The turtleneck pulls back on its own when he’s called to action (one of nature’s little miracles), so the first time you encounter one in real life, you probably won’t even be able to tell…until he finishes and that little turtle shrinks back into its shell, at which time, it’s best to look away. The plus side, though, is that uncircumcised guys are usually more sensitive down there, meaning he understands your sensitive spots better than most, he won’t ride you to death like most frat zombies on campus, and a lot of times, they don’t even like blow jobs. C for aesthetics. A+ for performance.
Baby Winston,Tiny Tim, the light switch, and “Are you even inside me?” might be other terms that come to mind when you think of a micro penis. Bear in mind, a micro penis isn’t just your average tiny dweller. It is an actual medical “condition” in which a man’s member is 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the average — so 2.75 inches or smaller. Now, I haven’t been graced by the presence of a micro penis before, so like any other curious human, I Googled it. Let me just warn you that this is something you DO NOT want to do. I’m really searching for a positive here, and I’m going to guess these guys are usually pretty good at oral? Plus, you won’t have to worry about your gag reflex being damaged or having a sore throat.
Every once in a while you’ll run into a man with a big, curved penis. And while it’s almost like his entire body is trying to give you a “thumbs-up,” it’s a weird, scary, disappointing sight. My experience with these has always been differnet unless the guy really knows what he’s doing, but let’s be honest, he doesn’t. When you’re faced with a boomerang dang-a-lang, you’re going to have to take the reins, hop on the saddle, and do things your own way. Just remember you may be able to pass off your grimacing, wincing, and squeals of pain, as your O-face, and moans of pleasure. Good luck. NOT MY TYPE!!!
Think “Harold and Kumar” when that creepy guy throws a no-pants party. As soon as he steps out of the hot tubs exposing himself, it’s horrifying to see the forest of pubes hiding his balls and chain. A guy with that much pubic hair has never heard the term “man-scape” in his life and probably hopes he never has to. Tub fucking with this guy is a big HELL to the NO. You have no idea what kind of creatures may be hiding in that swamp’s nest between his legs, and frankly, it’s just gross to look at.
Every woman will at some point or another encounter a disappointer. Through no fault of his own, this guys cock just doesn’t make the cut. You have high expectations of him. He’s chiseled built , handsome, and funny. There’s no way he’s not packing some serious heat. Except that he’s not. It may be that he’s exceptionally small (not micropenis small, but small), that he doesn’t know what to do with his penis once he uses it, or turns out to be one of those “no sex before marriage” guys, but his penis is just never going to be the penis we’re all just out here looking for. It’s not “the one.” And neither is he. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not answer his calls whether they come at 1 in the afternoon or 3 in the morning. There’s nothing in his pants for you. And that’s a damn shame.
College athletes, abnormally tall guys, and some lucky, randomly gifted men will have this bad boy. While very nice to look at, the mechanics of it all can sometimes be questionable. Re: *for girls..Its like..the first time inserting a tampon into your vagina*, I’m not sure how that will fit inside my body. But then again, a baby will come out of there, so its worth a shot. To any men reading, I’ll answer the question for you. Yes, there is a such thing as “too big.” No, it’s not you.
This guy is the hero, the savior, and the restorer of faith for women all over the world. After having to deal with so many other dickheads (literally), the boyfriend is here to stay. Measuring in at slightly above average, perfectly groomed, and hangs — not curves — just slightly to the right, we have a winner. He’s big, handsome, has great bone(r) structure, and exists solely to make sex as good as it is in romantic comedies..
I been on this site for a number of years now , A lot of women & men have asked me to do a blog and (rating system) of what I rate
cock and how I rate cock.
First and fore most. A lot of girls when it comes to penis, they can be un-attractive to the first sight of seeing it. If your cock is NOT shaved, it's ASHY, Bent Up, Screwed up from doing BDSM & Insertion techniques, then women aren't going to find your
cock pleasing yet alone the sexual urge will be lost.
Penises are great. They’re functional, they’re fun to play with, and they are always available to remind us that we’re absolute babes…and that we can get guys to do pretty much anything for us. That’s not to say all dongs were created equally. They come in all different shapes and sizes. All of them, however, are funny-looking.
It’s a sad life for this guy, because he catches way too much heat from his boys in the locker room. This will prove beneficial to you, though. He’s got an “ugly duckling” of a cock that miraculously grows into a beautiful swan when you call upon it. As is true with all ugly ducklings, though, he is gifted enough to satisfy, but not so confident that he knows exactly what he’s packing. I call it a win.
If you’ve never studied abroad, or hooked up with a man who has foreign parents, you’ve probably never seen an uncircumcised penis unless you’re cavorting with hippies.. At the risk of ruining your favorite hot dog flavored finger food, a pig in a blanket is pretty much exactly what they look like. Or as I say "He has a Turtle Neck!" I know that sounds traumatic, but they’re not as scary as you think. The turtleneck pulls back on its own when he’s called to action (one of nature’s little miracles), so the first time you encounter one in real life, you probably won’t even be able to tell…until he finishes and that little turtle shrinks back into its shell, at which time, it’s best to look away. The plus side, though, is that uncircumcised guys are usually more sensitive down there, meaning he understands your sensitive spots better than most, he won’t ride you to death like most frat zombies on campus, and a lot of times, they don’t even like blow jobs. C for aesthetics. A+ for performance.
Baby Winston,Tiny Tim, the light switch, and “Are you even inside me?” might be other terms that come to mind when you think of a micro penis. Bear in mind, a micro penis isn’t just your average tiny dweller. It is an actual medical “condition” in which a man’s member is 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the average — so 2.75 inches or smaller. Now, I haven’t been graced by the presence of a micro penis before, so like any other curious human, I Googled it. Let me just warn you that this is something you DO NOT want to do. I’m really searching for a positive here, and I’m going to guess these guys are usually pretty good at oral? Plus, you won’t have to worry about your gag reflex being damaged or having a sore throat.
Every once in a while you’ll run into a man with a big, curved penis. And while it’s almost like his entire body is trying to give you a “thumbs-up,” it’s a weird, scary, disappointing sight. My experience with these has always been differnet unless the guy really knows what he’s doing, but let’s be honest, he doesn’t. When you’re faced with a boomerang dang-a-lang, you’re going to have to take the reins, hop on the saddle, and do things your own way. Just remember you may be able to pass off your grimacing, wincing, and squeals of pain, as your O-face, and moans of pleasure. Good luck. NOT MY TYPE!!!
Think “Harold and Kumar” when that creepy guy throws a no-pants party. As soon as he steps out of the hot tubs exposing himself, it’s horrifying to see the forest of pubes hiding his balls and chain. A guy with that much pubic hair has never heard the term “man-scape” in his life and probably hopes he never has to. Tub fucking with this guy is a big HELL to the NO. You have no idea what kind of creatures may be hiding in that swamp’s nest between his legs, and frankly, it’s just gross to look at.
Every woman will at some point or another encounter a disappointer. Through no fault of his own, this guys cock just doesn’t make the cut. You have high expectations of him. He’s chiseled built , handsome, and funny. There’s no way he’s not packing some serious heat. Except that he’s not. It may be that he’s exceptionally small (not micropenis small, but small), that he doesn’t know what to do with his penis once he uses it, or turns out to be one of those “no sex before marriage” guys, but his penis is just never going to be the penis we’re all just out here looking for. It’s not “the one.” And neither is he. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not answer his calls whether they come at 1 in the afternoon or 3 in the morning. There’s nothing in his pants for you. And that’s a damn shame.
College athletes, abnormally tall guys, and some lucky, randomly gifted men will have this bad boy. While very nice to look at, the mechanics of it all can sometimes be questionable. Re: *for girls..Its like..the first time inserting a tampon into your vagina*, I’m not sure how that will fit inside my body. But then again, a baby will come out of there, so its worth a shot. To any men reading, I’ll answer the question for you. Yes, there is a such thing as “too big.” No, it’s not you.
This guy is the hero, the savior, and the restorer of faith for women all over the world. After having to deal with so many other dickheads (literally), the boyfriend is here to stay. Measuring in at slightly above average, perfectly groomed, and hangs — not curves — just slightly to the right, we have a winner. He’s big, handsome, has great bone(r) structure, and exists solely to make sex as good as it is in romantic comedies..
8 years ago
But its all natural now penis is penis.. lol