Turn OFFs in Porn: A Group Blog

We all love porn, but there are some things about it that each of us - individual tastes - can do without.
What are they for you?
List 'em in the comments and then I'll add em - with a pic or GIF depicting your turn off - to the blog.

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I'll start.
I in general HATE overly verbal GUYS in scenes, which is why I don't watch a lot of gang bangs or blow bangs these days. I don't want to hear a bunch of DUDES dirty talk, ONLY the whores. If I was still directing and did another gang bang title, I'd tell my male performers not to talk at all. They can certainly moan and groan - especially when shooting their loads - but talk? No way. Shut the fuck up and well, just fuck.






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https://xhamster.com/user/popperspumper has cum up with arguably the mother of all porn turn-offs - fucking condoms. No one wants to see fucking with condoms in porn and anyone here who does, will be instantly unfriended and blocked:)





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Then again, condoms CAN be used creatively and to very nasty ends.





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Now THAT I can get into. But straight up condom fuckin? Well, FUCK dat!
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https://xhamster.com/user/Shadow5783 is turned off by female performers who clearly don't relish getting facialized.
You mean like this, LOL?





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I get it. And I agree. Most of us love and get off on fearless porn whores who LOVE takin the goo to the kisser with nasty gusto. But since I'm an emotional sadist and get off on degrading humiliation, I can also get off on a cunt who absolutely HATES and falls apart on camera after getting severely degraded by say, multiple loads:)





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*****
My turn: As my good friends here know, I absolutely love the ROUGHER! HARDER! NASTIER! School of Porn, but I draw the line at extreme porn that's extreme merely for the sake of shock value. Like this still from a Mike Adriano title (Adriano is one of my very fave directors btw) showing Roxy Raye with ...... cereal? ..... in her gaping A-hole. Cut me a fucking break. Seriously, is ANYONE turned on by that? It's just silly, shock value porn - a rare mis-step from a great pornographer.

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https://xhamster.com/user/gunner01 has three porn turn-offs:
1 - "prolapse does nothing for me. Love nasty, but just feels like a biology lesson."





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I largely agree; prolapse is pretty fucking gross; makes me lose my lunch more than it gives me wood; its only saving grace is that when you want to really gross-out a porn hater, nothing works better than trolling him/her with a prolapse pic/GIF.
2 - Big Beautiful Women.





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Right On Gunner! BBW is PC-speak for fat, disgusting pigs. GROSS! Get your fat asses into the gym and lay off the KFC for Crissakes. Have some self-respect.
3- Reverse gangbangs. "Always feel like a bit of a waste to me - all those whore holes going unused!," gunner says.





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I've never watched a reverse GB - they just don't appeal to me much, so maybe Gunner is right; on the flip side, at least they don't have a bunch of DUDES dirty-talking, which is my No. 1 porn turn-off or damn near close. AND they have a TON of hot whores. Matter of fact, I LOVE 3 on 1, 4 on 1 or 5 on 1 face-fucking scenes, especially when the whores not sucking cock, balls or ass are fooling around with each other in the background.

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https://xhamster.com/user/thrillseeker432 is turned off by "too much manface. I'm here to see the bitches and don't really give a flying fuck what the dude's face looks like."





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Exactly. This goes hand in hand with my pet peeve about too much man TALK. Same principle applies: porn, at least for us heterosexuals, is all bout the bitches, not the dudes, who are secondary and commonly (and dismissively) referred to as "stunt cocks."
Thrillseeker also loses wood over "shitty camera work." I primarily watch Evil Angel, where the camerawork is almost uniformly top rate, but HAVE seen some crappy camera work (usually from lesser companies) and yup, it's a turn off.
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My turn again and this is an obvious one: scripted, plotted, acted, story-oriented porn. I've never had any use for it and never will. I don't think very many - if any at all - HARDCORE Porn Addicts are whatsoever into that "Pirates" crap, which really misses the point of porn - get it up, get it off, period.





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Fans of plotted porn I think are probably more casual porn fans who like to watch it occasionally with their GFs, or some such shit. Fuck DAT and all respect to John "Buttman" Stagliano, Mr. Evil Angel, who essentially reinvigorated and rescued porn in the late 1980s when he basically invented gonzo,wall-to-wall porn - PURE porn.
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My good friends from Down Under https://xhamster.com/user/nasti_fun_pervert - a b/g couple, Fetish Freaks Supreme (just like me:)) - have a bunch of peeves, including too much camera time on the holes that are getting banged hard, and not enough camera time on the facial expressions of the whore: "Too much concentration on a hole is fucking boring. We want to see the pain."
Like this darling?





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I completely agree with https://xhamster.com/user/nasti_fun_pervert and really have nothing to add.
But they also feel there'a "not enough whores eating cum out of freshly fucked ass holes."

I agree, you can never have enough of this ....

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My turn again: SUNNY LANE. Nothing else needs to be said.
Well, OK, I'll explain myself. She is, IMO, the UNhottest female porn star of all time. Cudn't get it up for her with a crane, let alone off. Wholesome and sweet just ain't my thing. Yuck.





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My man https://xhamster.com/user/jackoffxxx, who knows his porn like few others, weighs in. He and I have debated many of his turnoffs at length over the years - I don't agree with many of them - but I respect his opinions. He hates too much oil, for instance:

Whereas for me, there's no such thing as too much oil. Oil Overload indeed.





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Like me, he hates condoms - doesn't everyone? - and porn parodies - doesn't everyone? The great ANNETTE SCHWARZ once said that there's nothing sexy or hot about porn parodies, and if ANNETTE says it, well, that's just the way it is.





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Jackoff's not a big fan of most girl/girl scenes, which he feels are too tame. Not sure he's watching the right stuff, like say, Evil director Aiden Riley's recent "All-Girl Frenzy" ....

.... specifically the JENNA SATIVA/AMARA ROMANI scene, which is currently in heavy rotation on the SPPA channel. You might want to check it out Jackoff.





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Here's the link to the free preview:
http://members.evilangel.com/en/video/Passionate-Kinky-Tasty-Lesbian-Date/121577/free

Jackoff also is not a big fan of blow bangs, feeling cheated if multiple cocks aren't going in and out of cunts and assholes.





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Again, we diverge on this, as evidenced by my avatar, the great HILLARY SCOTT in Jonni Darkko's "Wet Food" - vol. 1 - for EA, probably in my Top 10 scenes of all time.

Finally, Jackoff and I REALLY diverge on this one: he HATES LISA ANN, feeling that she's horribly overrated, a tame, boring performer, even though she DOES do anal and DPs.





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I LOVE her. She's one of the most physically gorgeous females to ever do porn. I can get off her on her tease, her stunning looks alone.





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My man https://xhamster.com/user/Paulo324 hates so-called "tip-fucking," when a male performer teases the whore by only putting the tip of his cock in her pussy. "We want to see balls deep, stroke-worthy fucking!" He singles out James Deen as being particularly guilty of this offense.





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I don't really have much to say about this - I'm not sure I've ever even seen it - but I do love Deen as a performer, someone who took the art of hate-fucking to new levels. Sounds like he may have taken it to an ill*g*l level in real life.
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https://xhamster.com/user/jackoffxxx has another turn-off: POV Porn. "Yawn," he says.While he doesn't elaborate, I know him well enough to say that I think he finds the single stationary camera a bore.





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I LOVE POV porn. I love being in the driver's seat. Some of my fave series/vids are POV porn, such as this recent MARLEY BRINX scene directed by Jonni Darkko, which I've loaded to a number of times.


Since Jackoff doesn't like POV porn, he's likely not gonna like VR porn either, which is basically higher tech POV porn.
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Female https://xhamster.com/user/guitargregs agrees with some of the previous gripes: amateur camera work and too much male talking in gangbangs. But she goes a politically INcorrect step further: "Im gonna lay some truth down now, young black men talk the most amount of meaningless bullshit I ever did hear."





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Gotta agree with her. SHUT THE FUCK UP BROS. You're hurtin the scene. Of course, if I was a young black dude fucking the promised land - a WHITE whore - for the first time, I might go overboard too in the verbal department just out of sheer giddiness. Btw, if you're new to my acquaintance, FUCK PC.
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My turn again.
Another big turnoff is male performers who are - gag - NICE GUYS. BORING! You know who I'm talking about. The Mick Blues, the Manuel Ferrara's of the Porn World.





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Give me the abusive, misogynistic BASTARDS who ain't afraid to bitch slap a bitch, to choke her out, to keep her in line. Such bastards as (Old School) Otto Bauer

and New School Bryan Gozzling


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https://xhamster.com/user/filthywanker is turned off by porn shot in the great outdoors. "I'll rarely even begin to sit through a scene if it's filmed outdoors," he says. "Makes it all feel a little bit too natural for my taste."





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Agreed: B-O-R-I-N-G, WHOLESOME, SUNSHINE, SNOOZE (though this is a pretty hot outdoors image:))





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The latex juxtaposed against the greenery is very unnatural.
Speaking of which, Filthy says, "The best porn is completely UNNATURAL, if you get my meaning."
Agreed again. The more unnatural, the better. Something like this is more my taste when it cums to a porno location. How bout you Filthy?





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https://xhamster.com/user/jackoffxxx 's got another turn-off: "I don't like when the whores out-number the guys." You mean like this Jackoff?:)





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Reverse gangbangs ain't my thing either, though maybe they should be; the ANGELINA VALENTINE/VELICITY VON/SAVANNAH GOLD/AUGUST & Manuel Ferrara scene in Oil Overload 1 is among my fave of all time.

And I LOVE Adriano's all-oral scenes with three or more whores on his cock and asshole at the same time.

Porn's all about the whores, not the guys, IMO; I want more of the former; keep the latter to a minimum, I say.
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nasti_fun_pervert
nasti_fun_pervert 7 years ago
We want less preview where the sluts try to be sexy dancing for the camera. Fuck that shit off, slap them down and start fucking them. Need loads more sluts eating goo from shit holes, whether its a load of nut juice or whipped cream or chocolate we don't fucking care but sluts eating goop from a freshly fucked ass is hot. Need to see loads more painal. Lets face it, guys love that fact that fucking a sluts shitter is hurting her and we need to show that. We love dirty verbal whores who know what to say, not just moan the same shit over and over again. Be dirty fucking verbal whores! Beg for your shitter to be ripped apart, to be wrecked, thats what we love. Or better still beg that it not be wrecked and show the real pain when some huge cock gets bad deep in that ass chute. XXX Katie & JR
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wixxman 7 years ago
I sooo agree with everything you said.. you hit the nail on the head :smile:
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rubberaddict
rubberaddict 7 years ago
Agreed about the latex in the outdoors. Latex looks best when in the studio or dungeon.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
Really? What kind of porn doesn't feature at least some tatted performers these days?
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
If you hate tattoos, then there must be a WHOLE BUNCH of porn you can't watch these days, Personally, I love ink, especially on the whores, Mmmmmmmmm .....
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
to artiemcphly : I love spitters.
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artiemcphly
artiemcphly 7 years ago
Maybe I rushed through the read, but I'm surprised there's no mention of spitters here. I can't stand that shit. Especially the ones who keep their mouths open for the fake out, like they really want it in their mouths just so they can spit it out a second later. It's like those people who smoke and don't inhale.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
to gunner01 : Re Lisa Ann - each to their own brother; it's all subjective; having said that, you and JackOff are just DEAD WRONG:smile:
I actually like loading on glasses; but guys not having good aim is just inexcusable.
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gunner01 7 years ago
*hate tip-fucking*
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gunner01 7 years ago
Returning to this blog after a while, and loving the replies. I also hate outdoors shit (unless smutty dogging), hate too fucking and I'm afraid, Sexist, not sold on Lisa Ann either. But you can never have too much oil in my opinion, so win some/lose some!

Back in to the breach with a couple more quite niche turn-offs this time: (1) cum on glasses. Emma Butt's the worst - take them off and let the cum meet your face. Thinking about it, it may be that I hate Emma Butt more than the glasss, but still.

(2) when a guy doesn't position himself properly for a facial and let's the first couple of jets of love juice miss the slut's face...what a waste - we need to see pretty faces covered!
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jackoffxxx 7 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : Now you mention it...
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
to jackoffxxx : You had probably just blown a massive porn load and your gooned out brain was still scrambled in a post-load porn high. Happens to the best of us:smile:
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jackoffxxx 7 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : Doh, I really was being thick. Also I knew Darko as your fave, so even more of a "Doh!" on my part.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
As i was squeezing out a load a few minutes ago to a Courtney Taylor scene, I was rather rudely reminded of another turn off of my mine; having a HUGE heel fetish, I fuckin HATE it when the guy or the whore takes her heels off mid-scene - instant boner killer. Now I realize those heels can be deadly weapons to the performers in the heat of some really frenzied fucking, but really, no excuse. I managed to load to the Courtney scene nonetheless, but it too some extra effort, sheesh.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
to jackoffxxx : As I said my friend, Darkko.
I know, you hurredly read my comment while you were rushing out the door to get to work; I understand:smile:
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jackoffxxx 7 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : I should know this, but who is your current favourite director?
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keepastick 7 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : Watched one just the other day. I'd unrestrained serious Wanking effort, only to have the cumshot stolen from me and to see her coated in jizz. I can't tell you the title as I was too annoyed to remember it...
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
to filthywanker : My current 2nd-fave director behind Darkko.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago
to keepastick : Yeah, that's atrocious, but I can't recall ever seeing that in all my years of porn watching. Can you cite a specific scene or scenes?
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keepastick 8 years ago
Porn where they cheat you out of a cumshot.
Hate it when they are about to jizz and it fades but the audio continues.
Or when they cut sudeenly to the slut with spunk dripping by off her face without showing how it got there.. I NEED to see to see the cumshot
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filthywanker
filthywanker 8 years ago
to jackoffxxx : Yeh, what is it about Adriano? He seems to have an ability to turn almost every porn turn-off on its head.
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jackoffxxx 8 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : I used to really like reverse gang bangs. But now I would never, ever consider watching one. 2-3 guys on a whore is my favourite and as you know DP I love!
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jackoffxxx 8 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : I think you are right, it is not going to be my thing. I know I am not fucking them so I am happy to see her destroyed by other guys cocks instead.
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jackoffxxx 8 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : I agree with this too - except sometimes a whore getting fucked in risqué public places can be hot.
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jackoffxxx 8 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : Well okay, SOMETIMES it can be hot. Adriano has a talent for making the girls be really nasty to each other - deep ass play etc. which is always a turn on.
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jackingoff1 8 years ago
Hate prolapse or any blood and gore. I agree that adriano scene with cereal is retarded
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 8 years ago
to jackoffxxx : P.S. - Jackoff, it's pretty remarkable that we're as good friends as we are considering the many things about porn we disagree on, including - yes - I very much like when the whores outnumber the guys; one on ones in general bore the fuck outta me; I still like DPs, but not as much as I used to; for me, porn is all about the females, not the guys; the more the merrier, though reverse gangbangs don't hold much interest for me; I've never once watched one; but Adriano (I believe it's him) has oral scenes with 5 or 6 whores on his cock POV style, which I love; we know where you stand on such scenes:smile:
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 8 years ago
to jackoffxxx : Even the very common porn staple of two whores on one guy, you know, basically like every other Adriano scene?:smile:
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 8 years ago
to jackoffxxx : I rather like two whores one man. But I take your point.
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 8 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : I agree entirely. Unless the outside setting is used for a r**e scene.
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