Not ready for Christmas yet! Anyone else?

Went to get lunch today and stopped by the d**g store. Christmas stuff everywhere. So...I thought it might me time to post some "wrong" Christmas songs!

Frosty the Pervert (a wonderful thing to sing along to by a fire on a 70 degree night in California):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpaS_fbFr6s

Itchy Balls (It's catchy! if I had balls, this would make me scratch them):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDzwBy55Uk

Grandma Got m*****ed at the Airport (An old holiday favorite! Remember, don't let Grandma travel alone!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55ondH9EP4

Merry-Too-Early-Christmas.

:-D

Published by Lisatt76
8 years ago
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stanleyhammer
stanleyhammer 8 years ago
LOL big time. These jingles brought a big grin to my face. Well posted.
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mukund0186 8 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, Family and Friends AND ALL DEAR
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Hailielkswp77
to Lisatt76 : I would suggest to Sarah that kissing you would be more effective at keeping you form singing. :wink:
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SelinaKitten
SelinaKitten 8 years ago
to Lisatt76 : haha, I know the feeling, the day after is always my "best friend". :smile:))
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Chloyd
Chloyd 8 years ago
to Lisatt76 : You don't want to hear The Singing Dogs doing Jingle Bells or The Singing Cats doing Silent Night? WOOF! WOOF! PURR! HISS! HSS!
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to LucyLuvhart13 : It's official....I'm a Kevin Bloody Wilson fan :grinning: HAHAHAHA Thank you!
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to howdytex : I'm glad it made you smile :smile:
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to Gena12 : Well thank you! :smile:
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to Hailielkswp77 : OMFG Hailie...that ruined me and now it's stuck in my head. Worse than the mad lyrics I posted last year LOL

Thank you for that. Sarah is going to slap me for singing this for sure!
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to SelinaKitten : Regular Monopoly (non digital) is better anyway LOL I like feeling the money which probably means that's another fetish I have that's going to require hours of counseling :smile: With enough egg nog, Christmas won't be painful...the day after will be hahahhaha
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to LilStefie : ...and MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, family and friends too :smile:
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to chet1717 : OMG that was awesome! Thank you.
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
Thank you! I try...sometimes it's more sarcastic than funny. I got lucky this time LOL
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Lisatt76
Lisatt76 Publisher 8 years ago
to Chloyd : Adam Sandler can make the holiday just by his singing LOL It's BAD. Back to your classical music.

It's after Thanksgiving so now we can get into Christmas :smile: Merry one to you in advance!
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LucyLuvhart13
LucyLuvhart13 8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g Kevin Bloody Wilson Hey Santa Claus haha Great post hun Xoxo
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howdytex
Very funny
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Gena12
Gena12 8 years ago
LOVE it!! haha
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Hailielkswp77
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SelinaKitten
SelinaKitten 8 years ago
Went to the mall this afternoon, it was a nightmare, crowded as hell. Not even december and people are already fighting for the last Pokemon Monopoly !! LOL !!
I'm not ready at all for Christmas and now i'm scared to get there. haha !! ^^
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LilStefie
Merry Christmas to you and your family in advance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wv-JIpAjks
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chet1717 8 years ago
Here's a fun one that hubby turned me on to .
Merry Christmas from the Family.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg
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Chloyd
Chloyd 8 years ago
Enjoy Christmas any way you want and when is what I think! Christmas "music"? meh Just turn my favorite Classical station and it's there, sounds better, less singing...Choirs excepted!...If Adam Sandler shows up, he's toast! Of course there Jingle Bells by The Singing Dogs...:))
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