The truth about my penis...The Toilet Roll Test

I have received quite a few comments about my cock since I posted it here. I appreciate all the nice things said about my penis, so please folks keep them coming! I have heard some nice comments about my size, long and thick, but this simply is not the case.

Somewhere here on Hamster I ran into the toilet roll test. I have known for a while that I fit, I tried it when I was younger. Basically if your head doesn't poke out the end, you are short. Mine barely peeks out. If you fit inside, your penis is slender. I fit with room to spare.

Here are the vital statistics:

Length 5 inches

Girth (circumference) 3-7/8 inches

I have a needle-dick. There, I said it! My erect penis is very skinny. I wish I were thick so that I could give more pleasure to my wife. She says she is fine with my size, and that's probably true, but I bet she would absolutely love a thick 6 or 7 inch penis inside her! I would let her experience this if she said she wanted to.

We have a good sex life, my tool is enough to get her off, she has an orgasm virtually every time. Fortunately for me she cums quite quickly, as I am a borderline premature ejaculator! She usually diddles her cltty to orgasm.

So anyway there you have it, the confession of a needle dick man. I am ok with my penis, I derive a lot of pleasure from it!

Published by blade136

8 years ago

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saffie2 2 years ago

I have a tiny softie, but no needle dick. I envy you.

tumeThumbsopposable 2 years ago

to jojosmallone : Then that makes you a total winner!

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VanilaPigNPervyPrude 3 years ago

My tip pokes out, 5" long and i fit inside, 4" circumference. Hot to compare! -pig

CharlieBrownOz 3 years ago

I can't fuck a toilet paper tube, my cocks too thick. I think the tubes are about 1 1/2", and I'm about 1 3/4". I'm not long, only 6", but if I'm half hard and can still get my cock in, the head sticks out the other end. I always considered myself 'average' but watching vids on Hamster, I might be smaller than most, but my balls are definitely bigger than most.

jojosmallone 4 years ago

i too have a needle dick but my tiny penis doe NOT poke out of the toilet paper role

to blade136 : Oh, well. We have what we have. Smiling.

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blade136 Publisher 4 years ago

to jilllace : I could fuck the TP tube!! Fully erect there's plenty of space for me to thrust in and out....my penis is very slender!!!

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I have done the TP Test in the past, too. I have to become erect while in the roll. I cannot push my erect cock in the tube. When I become erect in the tube, it is very tight (feels great!) and my cock head just peeks out the end as I can't get the tube all the way down my shaft. Anyway, that's my report, my friend! Like you, I am a premature ejaculator!

blade136 Publisher 5 years ago

I hear you there...I can no longer control myself, the feelings are too intense and I cum way to fast these days..

SmallDickTricks 5 years ago

I fail something awful the tip will just poke through only if i push real hard

pheerless 6 years ago

to CharlieBrownOz : You'll be glad you did. You'll become hooked on it.

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CharlieBrownOz 6 years ago

to pheerless : oooh, that sounds like fun, I'm going to have to try that! Thanks

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pheerless 6 years ago

to Ray6269 : Regarding the toilet roll test, I discovered when I was about 14 that my cock wouldn't fit inside the roll. After further experimentation I found that if I removed the cardboard insert, then squirted a big gob of my mother's hand lotion in the opening I could push my cock into the opening with ease. When I first tried it, it felt so good that I involuntarily came immediately. "WOW" I thought, "is this what a cunt feels like?" I was hooked. (The following describes what evolved from this. It may sound a little complex, but bear with me; if you try it you'll thank me) Eventually I learned to control my orgasms and further perfected the methodology. Now after removing the cardboard insert and lubing up the opening, I would stick my cock inside, then kneel in front of the toilet (it was the perfect height - use a pillow if you have bony knees) and place the roll with my cock in it on the front edge of the toilet bowl (not the seat). Now I would lower the toilet seat onto the roll. With my hands on the seat I could apply various downward pressures to the roll and my cock, simulating cunt tightness. As I stroked in and out, I can't describe the intensity of the orgasms except to say that I've had hundreds of excellent fucks over my long life, not the least of which was my dear departed wife, but for sheer animalistic pleasure the toilet roll method I have described has no equal. You should really try it. I'm still doing it more than 60 years later. Also, as a bonus, you will be able to see how the girth and length of your cock grows when in cunt-like conditions, and you will notice that your loads are massive as they spurt into the water and float to the surface. I don't want to belabor this, but on one occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my wife walked in on me just as I started cumming. I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to say. Well, to make a long story short, it excited her and she told me to continue. After that when she got horny, she would ask me to do it while she squatted next to me using her vibrator. It was amazing sex.

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pheerless 6 years ago

to CharlieBrownOz : Regarding the toilet roll test, I discovered when I was about 14 that my cock wouldn't fit inside the roll. After further experimentation I found that if I removed the cardboard insert, then squirted a big gob of my mother's hand lotion in the opening I could push my cock into the opening with ease. When I first tried it, it felt so good that I involuntarily came immediately. "WOW" I thought, "is this what a cunt feels like?" I was hooked. (The following describes what evolved from this. It may sound a little complex, but bear with me; if you try it you'll thank me) Eventually I learned to control my orgasms and further perfected the methodology. Now after removing the cardboard insert and lubing up the opening, I would stick my cock inside, then kneel in front of the toilet (it was the perfect height - use a pillow if you have bony knees) and place the roll with my cock in it on the front edge of the toilet bowl (not the seat). Now I would lower the toilet seat onto the roll. With my hands on the seat I could apply various downward pressures to the roll and my cock, simulating cunt tightness. As I stroked in and out, I can't describe the intensity of the orgasms except to say that I've had hundreds of excellent fucks over my long life, not the least of which was my dear departed wife, but for sheer animalistic pleasure the toilet roll method I have described has no equal. You should really try it. I'm still doing it more than 60 years later. Also, as a bonus, you will be able to see how the girth and length of your cock grows when in cunt-like conditions, and you will notice that your loads are massive as they spurt into the water and float to the surface. I don't want to belabor this, but on one occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my wife walked in on me just as I started cumming. I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to say. Well, to make a long story short, it excited her and she told me to continue. After that when she got horny, she would ask me to do it while she squatted naked next to me using her vibrator. It was amazing sex.

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pheerless 6 years ago

to blade136 : You'll be glad you did.

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blade136 Publisher 6 years ago

to pheerless : Sounds neat! I'll have to try it someday!

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pheerless 6 years ago

Regarding the toilet roll test, I discovered when I was about 14 that my cock wouldn't fit inside the roll. After further experimentation I found that if I removed the cardboard insert, then squirted a big gob of my mother's hand lotion in the opening I could push my cock into the opening with ease. When I first tried it, it felt so good that I involuntarily came immediately. "WOW" I thought, "is this what a cunt feels like?" I was hooked. (The following describes what evolved from this. It may sound a little complex, but bear with me; if you try it you'll thank me) Eventually I learned to control my orgasms and further perfected the methodology. Now after removing the cardboard insert and lubing up the opening, I would stick my cock inside, then kneel in front of the toilet (it was the perfect height - use a pillow if you have bony knees) and place the roll with my cock in it on the front edge of the toilet bowl (not the seat). Now I would lower the toilet seat onto the roll. With my hands on the seat I could apply various downward pressures to the roll and my cock, simulating cunt tightness. As I stroked in and out, I can't describe the intensity of the orgasms except to say that I've had hundreds of excellent fucks over my long life, not the least of which was my dear departed wife, but for sheer animalistic pleasure the toilet roll method I have described has no equal. You should really try it. I'm still doing it more than 60 years later. Also, as a bonus, you will be able to see how the girth and length of your cock grows when in cunt-like conditions, and you will notice that your loads are massive as they spurt into the water and float to the surface. I don't want to belabor this, but on one occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my wife walked in on me just as I started cumming. I was so embarrassed I didn't know what to say. Well, to make a long story short, it excited her and she told me to continue. After that when she got horny, she would ask me to do it while she squatted next to me using her vibrator. It was amazing sex.

blade136 Publisher 6 years ago

to itsme2853 : That'sood for you! I am just fine with my length, 5 inches, it's my lack of girth that depresses me (3-3/4"), I've never truly stretched a woman out and made moan!

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itsme2853 6 years ago

I can't get it in the roll, so I held it beside my erection and my dick was longer, but not by much. the pics on my page are me.

blade136 Publisher 6 years ago

to CharlieBrownOz : Good! I just barely poke out, easy fit inside. 5 inches long, 3-3/4 girth

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CharlieBrownOz 6 years ago

Hmm, I THINK mine would poke out the end, it's not real long, but it's long enough. But like others have said, I can't get it in, it's to fat. (yes, I have tried)

Minuscule 7 years ago

I completely fail the Toilet roll test. Maybe if I cut it in half I might have a chance of poking through.

blade136 Publisher 7 years ago

to ericalace : Your definitely thicker than me, my full on erection fits inside with room to spare! I get you on the stamina aspect totally! If I thrust as hard and quick as some of these guys do I'll lose it in 30 seconds! Totally am jealous of guy who can really fuck, and that's what they do! I am a slow tender lovemaker, I cannot fuck for more than 30 seconds or so without ejaculating! I can get my wife of with my dick, but I think it's mainly because we have relations so infrequently and she doesn't masturbate that she is so horny that she cums fast. Sort of a female premature ejaculator!! I get the crossdresser fantasy totally!

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I can fit in a toilet paper roll only if I start before I get hard. I'm not much longer than you, but perhaps my diameter is larger. I get really snug in the roll and it is fun to use it to jerk off with. My issue is, and always has been, is duration. I have little staying power. I come way to quickly. My wife's orgasms only happen when I give her oral; not at the end of my cock. Sad, but true. I am so jealous of the vids of guys going and going and going with they thrusting. Maybe this is why I enjoy fantasizing as being the woman and crossdressing. I'd rather get fucked than do the fucking. Oh, well...

luvmyhotwife 7 years ago

to Reaxis : I agree, I believe it's so freeing to admit your shortcomings as a man. When I accepted that I was happiest as a cuck to my wife (now my ex) it took so much pressure off of me to perform. It just felt so "right" to step aside and let another man do all the fucking in our relationship so I could focus on what I was good at, cleaning up a filled pussy. Likewise, admitting that I too have a small dick, a "pencil dick" just helps me to accept what God has meant for my life... cum loving, BBC addicted submissive cuckold.

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blade136 Publisher 7 years ago

That's nice! So you can't satisfy your wife or any woman so you gratify men?

blade136 Publisher 8 years ago

I hear you buddy! It's OK if you accept it, you can't change it anyway. Do you get jealous of well endowed men like I do? It just seems unfair that a man who is 6'2" was blessed with a slender 5 inch penis! My lack of confidence makes me get too excited and I cum pretty fast too, consequently I am also a pussy licker!

sabymak 8 years ago

oh well me to

blade136 Publisher 8 years ago

to skybluebigbear : Agreed! I am big enough to feel up your ass, but not large enough to be painful! Pure anal pleasure!!!

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skybluebigbear 8 years ago

Your dick is fine for anal so put a dildo in her pussy and fuck ass doggy style .