The best flash reaction I ever got!

I just HAVE to tell you what happened last night!

This year's holiday season is... weird. It's the 4th season where I live right in front of this hotel. The past three seasons started slowly in May (started = more guests and the first ones had their windows open) and became interesting in June. This season somehow started in April. And I already had as much fun as I had during the complete last season! And I already had five situations that could've been the "Highlight of the year" during any of the last seasons!

Two extremely rare and great voyeur moments:
1. I got a fully nude girl standing directly at the window (http://xhamster.com/movies/6059201/window_voyeur_1.html). 2. I got a look right between the legs of a girl bending over nude and keeping her balance by stretching out one leg (no video, because I used binoculars at this moment).

And then there were three outstanding reactions to flashes too, that I NEVER got in all the time!
1. I lay in my bed, waiting for two women to masturbate for them. When they came back to their room and opened the window, there weren't two, but FIVE women watching me. A pretty unique situation that never happened before.
2. I faked a situation where it appeared that I'm tied up and left alone in the room, with the blinds open and the lights turned on so that everyone can see me. When two women returned to their room (I waited for it with the ropes on already and just had to tie my hands), I wrapped some rope around my wrists, raised my hands towards the ceiling and waited for them to get to their window (they had the curtains open, so it was an easy thing to be seen). When they saw me, one of them immediately ran away. Half a minute later she returned with two more women. There I was, "tied up", "helpless", having to watch four women laughing, cheering and taking photos of me. Great!
And then, there's #3... The reason why I'm writing this.

I got myself a dildo a couple of days ago. I'm not gay, or bi, or something. I like it when women play with my butthole a bit, but I don't touch myself there. I got this dildo because it'll make people watch me! I'm dealing with couples most of the time and they can't or don't want to watch me together with their partner. Guys don't like it when their girls watch other men. And women don't want to get caught by their men watching me. But a dildo... A guy sucking on a dildo, or rubbing a dildo at his hard cock, will make most people watch. They'll quickly call their partners, because it's something they have to see. I got three chances to try it and it worked every single time. But yesterday night was something special.

There's a room where I thought it was booked by two guys. I thought so, because I saw two guys in there twice on two different days. But yesterday evening I saw a woman coming out of the bathroom, with a towel wrapped around her oO Well... Shit happens. Especially with groups going on holidays together. I realized it wasn't two guys sharing the room, but one guy visiting the other guy in the room that he shares with his girlfriend. I got a bit angry, because I had lots of opportunities to flash this room. I just didn't do it because I thought it was a room full of dudes.

Anyways... I planned to flash them that night. I was almost too late and came into my "flashing room" (the room that's right in front of all those windows) just when they returned and turned on the lights. I ripped off my clothes, jumped to the drawer with the dildo, jumped into the bed and spread my legs. Exactly at that moment, the guy arrived at the window to close the curtains. I immediately put that dildo down there and started to rub my floppy cock. He closed the curtains and I thought I was too late :( But then, the curtains opened again. Just a tiny bit. Then he closed them again. Open. Close. Open. A bit more. Another bit. I started to stuff that dildo into my ass, to help him with his decission. Quite a task if you're unprepared (not relaxed) and didn't put any lube on it!

When I had it in half way, the curtains closed again. I decided to finish what I started, just in case. And that was the best idea I ever had! When someone opened the curtains again, I could see the silhouettes of three persons. One guy and two girls. One of the girls kinda rushed towards the window, sticking her upper part of the body far out to get a better view (or whatever she was doing there). And then... Then I almost bursted out laughing!

They were Germans, just like me, so I could understand what they were saying. Or better: What this one girl was yelling across the whole street! I didn't hear a single word of the others, but she was fucking loud and totally forgot herself. (sidenote for Germans: I'll quote what she said in German at the end of this post, because it's just too hillarious to only post a translation)

"Ugh, what's that? That's so disgusting."
"Bah! Look at that."
"What's he doing there?"
"Disgusting!"
"He's got something in his hand. Look, he's got something in his hand!"
[that's the moment where I pulled the dildo out of my ass, while she started yelling even louder]
"Look what he's getting out of there!"
"This thing is so long!"
"Look, THIS WAS ALL IN HIS ASS!"

Yes, she litereally said "this was all in his ass". The German original sounds equaly funny. It's not exactly wrong grammar or something, but... It was all in his ass?! That's a weird thing to say, isn't it? I intended to masturbate with them watching me (can't masturbate with a dildo in my ass, that's why I pulled it out), but I suddenly couldn't anymore. I had to hold back myself not to burst out laughing. Remember: she was leaning out of the window very far and yelling this extremely loud. And I bet she wasn't the only German speaking person around (lots of Germans are here on vacation right now)! Seriously, I almost couldn't sleep last night because I had to laugh every single time I remembered "this was all in his ass". And I remembered it A LOT!

Of course I couldn't just stopping what I was doing (too obvious). I somehow had to keep on masturbating, but... No chance! So I decided to get that dildo back in my ass and to pretend that I enjoy this more than wanking. I got it back in pretty easily and started to move it in and out slightly (remember: no lube), which made her drop a few more "Ugh!" and "Bah!" sounds. She also told the other girl to make a video instead of pictures. "ZOOM IN, ZOOM IN! LET ME TOO, I WANT TOO!". Seriously, this chick went fucking nuts :D I was desperately looking for a way to get out of this, because my belly already started aching from holding back the laughter. That's when I heard her saying "I want to throw something against it once more". Throw against WHAT? Once more?! What the fuck?

A couple of seconds later, a wet ball of toilet paper came through my opened window and hit my hip O.O (You nuts? Don't throw stuff at me!) I was so grateful to finally have a reason to end this! I pulled out the dildo and jumped out of their sight. "Did you hit him?! YOU HIT HIM!" xP God, this chick was crazy! How can you lose yourself that badly? I closed the blinds and literally had my first real life *rofl*. I couldn't hold it anymore. I went down on the floor and couldn't stop laughing! I'm not one to laugh about every shit. You'll barely see me giving anything more than a short "huh huh". But this psychopath almost did me! Just imagine you're walking along the streets, when you suddenly see a girl hanging out of the window, screaming "Look what he's getting out of there! This thing is so long Look, THIS WAS ALL IN HIS ASS! MAKE A VIDEO! ZOOM IN, ZOOM IN! GIMME YOUR PHONE, I WANT TOO!". And especially with her voice that... that I can't really describe to you. It's easy to describe it to a German, because she talked and sounded exactly like Chantal from Fack ju Göthe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjE49H7WhmM), which made this even funnier.

They checked out today (I saw a maid doing the big clean-up) and... Heck, I think I'm glad they're gone! What a nutter... Had they stayed, I couldn't have flashed anyone without keeping an eye on that window to run away from that psycho when she shows up. I mean... I'm a weirdo sometimes, but... She almost fell out of the window, doing whatever it was she was doing there! I've rarely seen such a stupid thing in my life! I had my fun and think this will be one of the most (if not THE) memorable flashes in my whole life. But... whoa, what a freak!

It was funny, but I hope to have some "normal" Flashing again in the next days. And I hope I can flash without having to think of her O.O


Nun der Deutsche O-Ton von dem Part, der mich fast zerrissen hat. Ich werde es NIEMALS vergessen! Und wie ich im Englischen Teil bereits sagte, müsst ihr euch das mit der Stimme und der Art zu sprechen von Chantal aus Fack ju Göthe vorstellen! Scheiße, ja, solche Leute scheint es wirklich zu geben!

"Igitt, was ist das denn? Ist ja voll widerlich."
"Bäääähhhh! Guck dir das mal an."
"Was macht der denn da?"
"Abartig!"
"Der hat noch was in der Hand. Guck mal, der hat was in der Hand!"
[in dem Moment fing ich an den Dildo aus dem Arsch zu ziehen, während sie immer lauter wurde]
"Guck mal was der da alles raus holt!"
"Das ist voll lang das Teil!"
"Guck mal, DAS WAR ALLES IN SEINEM ARSCH!"

Die Trulla hat echt die ganze Straße zusammengebrüllt, während sie vor Aufregung halb aus dem Fenster fiel!