Batman V Superman, do you hate it?LAST VERSION

Let's be honest.
The plot sucks. The script sucks. Every character sucks, and with that I don't mean their actors. Each one of them do their best in each scene, .

I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------> at the end I'd tell you what is "bullshit"

BEWARE, SPOILERS ARE COMING!

Superman a.k.a. Superdoofus
He just saves Lois Lane
He is the next Jesus
He loves his mommy a.k.a. Martha

Batman a.k.a. Batfleck
He is a drunk, so he drinks enough alcohol to empty his cellar
He is a bully
He is bitter
He is crying for mommy and daddy
He is stupid
He is a jerk
He dreams of murdering people
He makes a work out video.

Lois Lane a.k.a. I know everything because I'm a fucking JOURNALIST
She gets k**napped
She knows every fucking thing that happens because:
a) she has read the script
b) she is watching the movie with us
Your choice
She gets k**napped again and again

Lex Luthor
His plan is .....a one hour and a half development for just k**napping Superman's MOMMY. Woow
His hair? Shaving his hair?
His motivations are... Ok, he is just crazy.
His IT department is non existent or fucking stupid. GLASS DOOR. NOT LOCKED. FREE USB PORT.
Any thing else REALLY????????????????????

Doomsday
All of it, what could I say?

Flash-"Crisis line"
In that movie, is that even necessary or useful on the plot in any way.
Remember, Flash wants Superman dead and in the end Batfleck didn't kill me. Ok, he thinks that he is dead, but all muscle up Batfleck forgives Superdoofus because "MARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

Once I said it all, I want to add that in two scenes for a few seconds Ben "Crying Baby" Batfleck becomes "BATMAN", the real "BATMAN" against the will of director sucking snyder or scripters not the silly moron they think batman should be and is in the rest of the movie.

And now I'm gonna cum for Gal Gadot the cooler thing in the movie because she deserves my cum.

Feel free to add your thoughts about the movie or my opinion, if you think I'm a troll or a hater tell me why and i would recognize it and even change my avatar to show my commitment. I'm waiting your comments.



BEWARE DC FANS! This movie sucks because every character is mindcontrolled by "DARKSEID". That's the reason those morons who made it got, and it was in the original cut or shitty cut or NOTsoULTIMATE3hours cut. Now that I know it, I could properly say that they copied movie script technique from Homer Simpson.