The other three ways to masturbate as a guy (I hav
Masturbating as a guy seems pretty simple. Grab your cock with your preferred hand and stroke until you cum. Toys, lube, lingerie, porn, your favorite flavor of "recreational substances"... all of these things are accessories for jerking off or sex... (dramatic pause...) OR ARE THEY!?!?! Is there another way for a man to get himself off besides traditional masturbation?
Depending on your mental and physical abilities and the length of your cock there are three other ways (that I know of) to get off using only your sweet self :) And I have done each of them once. lets start with something every man wishes he could do easily...
Auto-fellatio! Better known as self sucking this is the ability to blow your own cock. If you are young and reasonably slender (as I once was) it is actually not that hard to wrap your lips around the head of your cock if you are determined to do it. The problem with this is that unless you are a contortionist or a yoga master, the work required to accomplish this feat kind of kills the mood. The only time i managed to do this was when i was 17, i lay on my back, brought my legs over my head, then walked them down the wall until i got the head of my dick in my mouth. I only got about 15 secs of self sucking then i had to quit...because i could not breathe in that position and it made my back hurt. From what I have seen going balls deep in your own mouth is almost impossible unless you are willing to become a yoga master/circus contortionist. Comedian Bill Hicks said it best... "Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage." Maybe there is something easier...
Auto-anal! Going back to the comedian thing... Why is it horrible to be a cock?.....Because your two best friends are nuts, your neighbor is a real asshole, and whenever you get excited you throw up. (Rimshot please!) Seriously though, auto anal is about your cocks neighbor being your asshole and trying to make them VERY friendly neighbors. Obviously having a pretty long cock is essential to trying this, but without good technique you will never be able to literally fuck yourself. I did this about 3 years ago, you need to be semi hard and have to lube your ass and loosen up your butt as much as you can. After that you just push your balls out of the way and go for it :) There are guides online about better ways to do it but I managed to push the head of my cock up my own ass. Again, while it was fun to try the effort involved did not measure up to the results. (for me anyways) These methods involve way more physical work than traditional masturbation...maybe you want to try something hands off...
Mental orgasm! It does not get any more hands free than this. Basically this is thinking/imagining yourself in such a sexy situation that you don't just get hard you actually cum from it, while shutting out any non-sexy stimuli. The result is more or less a conscious wet dream :) The more experienced/jaded you are the more difficult this becomes to do completely hands free. Porn will help if you want to try this, but I did it at about 15-16 with only thoughts and fantasies. Concentration is key for this, meditation techniques might help if you want to try this but you can probably find better advice than mine on google.
To sum it up, waxing the dolphin is not the only way to get off by yourself. If any of these methods appeals to you, try them! (Safely!) There are tons of articles and demonstration vids for each of these techniques online.
Depending on your mental and physical abilities and the length of your cock there are three other ways (that I know of) to get off using only your sweet self :) And I have done each of them once. lets start with something every man wishes he could do easily...
Auto-fellatio! Better known as self sucking this is the ability to blow your own cock. If you are young and reasonably slender (as I once was) it is actually not that hard to wrap your lips around the head of your cock if you are determined to do it. The problem with this is that unless you are a contortionist or a yoga master, the work required to accomplish this feat kind of kills the mood. The only time i managed to do this was when i was 17, i lay on my back, brought my legs over my head, then walked them down the wall until i got the head of my dick in my mouth. I only got about 15 secs of self sucking then i had to quit...because i could not breathe in that position and it made my back hurt. From what I have seen going balls deep in your own mouth is almost impossible unless you are willing to become a yoga master/circus contortionist. Comedian Bill Hicks said it best... "Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage." Maybe there is something easier...
Auto-anal! Going back to the comedian thing... Why is it horrible to be a cock?.....Because your two best friends are nuts, your neighbor is a real asshole, and whenever you get excited you throw up. (Rimshot please!) Seriously though, auto anal is about your cocks neighbor being your asshole and trying to make them VERY friendly neighbors. Obviously having a pretty long cock is essential to trying this, but without good technique you will never be able to literally fuck yourself. I did this about 3 years ago, you need to be semi hard and have to lube your ass and loosen up your butt as much as you can. After that you just push your balls out of the way and go for it :) There are guides online about better ways to do it but I managed to push the head of my cock up my own ass. Again, while it was fun to try the effort involved did not measure up to the results. (for me anyways) These methods involve way more physical work than traditional masturbation...maybe you want to try something hands off...
Mental orgasm! It does not get any more hands free than this. Basically this is thinking/imagining yourself in such a sexy situation that you don't just get hard you actually cum from it, while shutting out any non-sexy stimuli. The result is more or less a conscious wet dream :) The more experienced/jaded you are the more difficult this becomes to do completely hands free. Porn will help if you want to try this, but I did it at about 15-16 with only thoughts and fantasies. Concentration is key for this, meditation techniques might help if you want to try this but you can probably find better advice than mine on google.
To sum it up, waxing the dolphin is not the only way to get off by yourself. If any of these methods appeals to you, try them! (Safely!) There are tons of articles and demonstration vids for each of these techniques online.
9 years ago
Another way is to just stimulate your balls. I was in an accident and both wrists were in cast. I closed my eyes and just massaged my balls. It took a while but I came
For bigger-bodied folks, there's also the option of clasping one's cock between one's thighs and either rocking the body or doing leg-lifts to work it.
A little tip about self-sucking also: it gets considerably easier, the more it is practiced - and if one is in reasonable fitness, the flexibility develops surprisingly quickly. Stretching into the autofelatio position every other day or so will allow one to do it reasonably within a month or two (depending on how flexible one was to start, and how long one's cock is), and a lengthy session is possible within six months to a year. I used to do this regularly, until an injury to my back forced me to stop for a couple years. Now, I've lost the knack, and have yet to get back into it, but it was lots of fun while it lasted.