What Pisses Me Off About Porn or Just General Bitc
First of all let me say I love porn in almost all it's forms, sorry puking and shiting on each other isn't porn. There is though a ton of things in porn that have become so standard you might not notice them anymore or you chose to live with it. Some of these things you might agree with some you won't but for me these are 5 things in porn that piss me off.
1. T[b]he MILF Craze
[/b][/b] Okay so I live in Southern California, virtually the birthplace of the MILF, so I know one when I see one. I have no real problem with the genre except it's become a way for so-called retired or out of the spotlight porn actresses to make a come back. The latest being Raylene and while I no problem with her it just seems like a desperate way for porn companies to keep you coming back to MILF themed movies and series. Another thing about this genre is not being able to get MILFs for a movie, but calling it a MILF movie. One series that comes to mind is Teen MILF. Now the title alone made me say "Huh?" but what's worse is the fact they're just using young porn stars who have happen to have k**s, making them a mother, but that to me doesn't make them MILFs. More or less they're just young girls who fucked up quick, MILFs to me earn the title by doing their best to keep their bodies in shape well into their 40s and 50s. Nina Hartley and Jewels Jade are great examples of MILFs, having girls who are half their age try to play the mature role just seems kinda funny.
2. What Happened To My Cutie?
[/b] Alright, what I mean by that is when you watch "New" porn and you come across a girl who really gets you hard cause she has that everyday, any girl look to her, but when you come across that same girl again in another video you see she's added new fake boobs, lips, tattoos and has signed with some shitty video company(Insert Vivid Video here). So you're whole fantasy of her has been destroyed because she has become like everyone else. A good example would be Allysin Chaynes, when she started out she was flat as a board but she was really cute and had that "girl you could run into on the streets" look about her. Then she got her fakes. While she still had a pretty face, she was beginning to look like a dozen other Blonde porn stars. Who gives these girls the idea they have to totally change their look to stay popular? Did they ever think they're normal looks is what made them popular?
3. Black Porn That Wants To Be A Music Video.
T[/b]his one shouldn't be hard to explain at all. A few sites and movies have chosen to fuse both music and porn and while I wouldn't normally have a problem with that it just seems that now when I see a new skin flick start playing that's mostly a Black cast or interracial cast it almost looks like a damn music video. The songs are usually more annoying the ear pleasing and they usually try to do some tricky camera work as the scene starts and you're trying to checkout and jack off to the girl they're showing. You only put up with it cause those movies have the girls worth jacking to. I guess the producers and musicians of these movies know this too otherwise they wouldn't play such horrible crap while people are trying to beat off.
4. Movie Series That Should Be Long Dead.
Just li[/b]ke Jason or Freddy some series have to die before they become completely boring and unwatchable. A lot of Asian porn movies fall into this category. Sakura Tales, Me So Horny, Asian Noir these are just a few but they fall here cause the series have grown stale to me. Odds are if you see a certain girl in part 1 of the series you might see her again in part 3. You can't blame the girl, there just isn't that many Asian porn actresses out there. It gets to a point by the tenth video the same girl could have been used six times in six different movies.
5. Japanese Porn
Now don't[/b] get me wrong I LOVE Japanese women, but Japanese porn is more annoying than arousing. The girls are gorgeous but when the guy enters the scene it kinda dies for me. Like if the girl has big boobs and is showing them off, squeezing them and such, why does a pair of hairy small hands come out and start squeezing them too. Just let the girl do it herself it's hotter that way. Another thing, Japanese moaning, it sounds like the girl is in pain more than she is getting pleasured. I am glad to see more Japanese porn where the girl's are fucking Black and White guys. They honestly look like they enjoy it more.
Those are some of the things in porn that pisses me off, either you agree with me or don't or just had a good laugh. I could go on some more about what sucks in porn but you've got vids to whack off to.
1. T[b]he MILF Craze
[/b][/b] Okay so I live in Southern California, virtually the birthplace of the MILF, so I know one when I see one. I have no real problem with the genre except it's become a way for so-called retired or out of the spotlight porn actresses to make a come back. The latest being Raylene and while I no problem with her it just seems like a desperate way for porn companies to keep you coming back to MILF themed movies and series. Another thing about this genre is not being able to get MILFs for a movie, but calling it a MILF movie. One series that comes to mind is Teen MILF. Now the title alone made me say "Huh?" but what's worse is the fact they're just using young porn stars who have happen to have k**s, making them a mother, but that to me doesn't make them MILFs. More or less they're just young girls who fucked up quick, MILFs to me earn the title by doing their best to keep their bodies in shape well into their 40s and 50s. Nina Hartley and Jewels Jade are great examples of MILFs, having girls who are half their age try to play the mature role just seems kinda funny.
2. What Happened To My Cutie?
[/b] Alright, what I mean by that is when you watch "New" porn and you come across a girl who really gets you hard cause she has that everyday, any girl look to her, but when you come across that same girl again in another video you see she's added new fake boobs, lips, tattoos and has signed with some shitty video company(Insert Vivid Video here). So you're whole fantasy of her has been destroyed because she has become like everyone else. A good example would be Allysin Chaynes, when she started out she was flat as a board but she was really cute and had that "girl you could run into on the streets" look about her. Then she got her fakes. While she still had a pretty face, she was beginning to look like a dozen other Blonde porn stars. Who gives these girls the idea they have to totally change their look to stay popular? Did they ever think they're normal looks is what made them popular?
3. Black Porn That Wants To Be A Music Video.
T[/b]his one shouldn't be hard to explain at all. A few sites and movies have chosen to fuse both music and porn and while I wouldn't normally have a problem with that it just seems that now when I see a new skin flick start playing that's mostly a Black cast or interracial cast it almost looks like a damn music video. The songs are usually more annoying the ear pleasing and they usually try to do some tricky camera work as the scene starts and you're trying to checkout and jack off to the girl they're showing. You only put up with it cause those movies have the girls worth jacking to. I guess the producers and musicians of these movies know this too otherwise they wouldn't play such horrible crap while people are trying to beat off.
4. Movie Series That Should Be Long Dead.
Just li[/b]ke Jason or Freddy some series have to die before they become completely boring and unwatchable. A lot of Asian porn movies fall into this category. Sakura Tales, Me So Horny, Asian Noir these are just a few but they fall here cause the series have grown stale to me. Odds are if you see a certain girl in part 1 of the series you might see her again in part 3. You can't blame the girl, there just isn't that many Asian porn actresses out there. It gets to a point by the tenth video the same girl could have been used six times in six different movies.
5. Japanese Porn
Now don't[/b] get me wrong I LOVE Japanese women, but Japanese porn is more annoying than arousing. The girls are gorgeous but when the guy enters the scene it kinda dies for me. Like if the girl has big boobs and is showing them off, squeezing them and such, why does a pair of hairy small hands come out and start squeezing them too. Just let the girl do it herself it's hotter that way. Another thing, Japanese moaning, it sounds like the girl is in pain more than she is getting pleasured. I am glad to see more Japanese porn where the girl's are fucking Black and White guys. They honestly look like they enjoy it more.
Those are some of the things in porn that pisses me off, either you agree with me or don't or just had a good laugh. I could go on some more about what sucks in porn but you've got vids to whack off to.
13 years ago
Thx for sharing mate.