Designing the Perfect Porn Star

I stumbled upon an article today about how men and women would design the perfect female body.

http://www.stylerange.com/506811/men-and-women-design-the-perfect-body-the-results-are-quite-surprising/

Naturally, since I filter everything through Porn, I thought about how I - and you - would design the Perfect Porn Female Body.

For the FACE, here's some possibilities:
ADRIANA CHECHIK





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TAYLOR RAIN





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BRIANA BANKS





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BRIANNA LOVE





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For TITS, here's some possibilities:
KERRY LOUISE


JEWELS JADE





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CANDY CHARMS (Granted, she's softcore ...)





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TAYLOR WANE





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JENNA PRESLEY


For the ASS, here's some possibilities:
JADA STEVENS


BELLA BELLZ


KRISTINA ROSE


ALEXIS TEXAS





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For the ASSHOLE (the following were all suggested by commenters), here's some possibilities:
PHOENIX MARIE


ZOEY MONROE





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TAYLOR RAIN





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For the LEGS (suggested by commenters), here's some possibilities:

BRIANA BANKS





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JUELZ VENTURA





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For HAIR (at the suggestion of http://xhamster.com/user/georgedoremus1), here's some possibilities:
Gotta start BLONDE of course:) Here's four of em (from l-r): NINA ELLE, COURTNEY TAYLOR, SUMMER BRIELLE & NIKKI BENZ





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BRUNETTE
LISA ANN





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MASON MOORE





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REDHEAD
Everyone's fave, AUDREY HOLLANDER





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*****

Such a world of choice. For starters, I think I'd go with BRIANNA LOVE'S face, JENNA PRESLEY's tits and (because I'm waaaaay into ink, BELLA BELLZ's ass. My designer Porn Star would be named BRIANNA-JENNA BELLZ.

And you?


9 years ago
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burning_angel
burning_angel 8 years ago
Adriana is my model : so cute, nice and deep fucking ass, little tiny tits, and so naughty... :heart:
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fukthaworld88 9 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : i am surprised you ain't never heard of that porn whore little cinderella. yeah that bitch is a skank and has some mosquito bite size titties but she is a complete skank slut bitch. i remember jerking off to this bitch back when i was a teenager and did not have access to tha internet. LOL back in them days when i would have to steal VHS tapes from my dad. thank fuck for tha internet!
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to fukthaworld88 : Abso-fucking-lutely.
I LOVE both those bitches.
Jewels Jade has the hottest most outrageous, most perfectly sculpted - plastic and pumping iron-wise - bod in all of smutdom OMFG.
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fukthaworld88 9 years ago
in my opinion tha most perfectly designed porn whores would be juelz ventura and jewels jade. those big titty bimbo bitches have some perfectly sculpted fake fucking tits and some top notch tight asses. man made manufactured titties is always better then what is given by this so called "god" that i ain't never seen. if their is a god then why in tha fuck would he make so many ugly titties?! i say bitches nowadays should make comeplete abominations of their chest and get big fake fucking silicone titties to make us superior males satisfied.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
Yet? No yet about it. Her extensive plasticity is what makes her such a breathtakingly Perfect Fuck Doll.
We LOVE KLK and ALL her various surgeries around these parts:smile:
Good one.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
Big fucking fake titties are VERY popular in this neighborhood.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to waifgirl : Who?
I've been a porn addict my whole life - worked in the industry for about ten years (critics/director/producer) - and have never heard of Little Cinderella. Had to look her up just now on rame.net. A grand total of about 100 titles circa 1996-98.
I dunno man, looks kinda skanky.
http://www.sex.com/picture/88797-little-cinderella/
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waifgirl 9 years ago
Taylor Rain is nearly perfect, not just how she looks but also how she talks and fucks. But even more perfect is Little Cinderella.
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NaturalPornLover
NaturalPornLover 9 years ago
Every pornslut should have huge fake boobs like they do in the tits section of this post ! There is more to fuck on Jenna Presley than on Brianna Love. Tits must be considered a piece to be fucked.
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cfrpilot
cfrpilot 9 years ago
So fucking, amazingly hot! Truly, you are a Porn God of the Highest order...
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rannorth 9 years ago
You did good. All are sexy
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armormouth 9 years ago
Adding to the filth of the community
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to georgedoremus1 : Certainly not me. But I LOVE pro-actively offending, disgusting and grossing them out:smile:
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 9 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : Who cares about them?
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baloo192
baloo192 9 years ago
Tits: Jessica Jaymes

Skin: Madison Ivy

Eyes: Nicole Aniston

Ass: Rachel Starr

Mouth: Lisa Ann

Hair: Nikki Benz

Legs: Romi Rain
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grinddeath 9 years ago
It would be cool if you could throw all these pics in a machine and the perfect female would show up. Weird Science!!!
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jackoffxxx 9 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : You did. But she just did not do enough of it.
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jackoffxxx 9 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : That's the one.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to jackoffxxx : I supplied the photographic evidence, didn't I?
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to jackoffxxx : Let's see, that would make her name Tory-Monica Reid Phoenix Haze Chechik, right?:smile:
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jackoffxxx 9 years ago
Jamie Elle has an amazing ass too...and cunt.
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jackoffxxx 9 years ago
to dp-lover : Now that is a hot whore!
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jackoffxxx 9 years ago
to sexistpigpornadict : Alexis' ass would be more attractive if she took a cock in it once in a while!!
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jackoffxxx 9 years ago
Love this post. I have often thought about this and built my ideal porn whore in my perverted mind, so here goes for me:

Face: Tory Lane at her height (or maybe Monica Sweetheart)
Eyes: Tory Lane
Tits (fake): Tory Lane (don't worry, this isn't all going to be Tory Lane)
Tits (natural): Amy Reid (please don't tell me they are not real)
Legs: Lauren Phoenix
Cunt: Jenna Haze
Ass: Adrian Chechik
Ass hole: Jenna Haze

What a perfect whore.
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
I imagine that the dreaded Fem-Nazi scum would be horrified at this blog - taking female body parts to create the Perfect Porn Whore.
Fuck 'em. Their disgust makes this even more fun of a drill:smile:
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to georgedoremus1 : Good one George. I'll add some hair choices.
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 9 years ago
What about hair? I like my whores to be be fake blondes. It adds to the plastic look.
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NoPussyfucking
to sexistpigpornadict : It's just my opinion
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sexistpigpornadict
sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago
to NoPussyfucking : I've never noticed anything wrong with Sheena's purportedly "awful pussy."
I love Sheena. Everything about her. One of my all-time stroke faves. Have probably loaded to her more than any other whore in the last two years.
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