Best Lube Ever

I've been using a homemade lube to jerk-off with for awhile
now. It works great and is easy to make.
You simply mix 2/3 parts Petroleum Jelly with 1/3
parts Mineral Oil. Be sure to stir it thoroughly and let it
set in for an hour or so. When you apply it to your cock
it should melt from your body heat and become creamy
and slick. So, stroke away and enjoy!
Published by uncutjim
9 years ago
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Tokumane
Tokumane 1 year ago
Onother goog lube is the cum, white cum
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Wildthing369
Wildthing369 1 year ago
to qualitygirl : Mmmm thats for sure
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Joec69 1 year ago
to MMSdawg : So am I
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sexysonofsam 2 years ago
I use petroleum jelly mixed with technical oil, it is silky smooth and enables me to wank for at least an hour and half without any friction on my dick...simply magnificent
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merlinhamster
merlinhamster 2 years ago
to xxxPornlover4u : thanks
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John_hairy
oh yeah
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Slutmilfwhorelover 4 years ago
Great can't wait to try it
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falconstan
can you use it for your ass pussy lips
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jackblack27
jackblack27 4 years ago
j lube rules 
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Tokumane
Tokumane 4 years ago
The best lube is the cum
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butttmunch
no i haven't. honestly, i forgot about this mixture. i'm leaving town next week with family so it will at least be the week after that. i'll let you know.
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Davi_Rocha
Davi_Rocha 4 years ago
My fave is coconut oil, but I’ll try this!
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bikerm 4 years ago
Have to second albolene works very well and it to becums slicker with body heat..and you have a smooth cock when you are done
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 4 years ago
Cum sadly does not make the best anal lube because it dries in minutes. On the occasions that I have fucked by one guy with another guy’s load, we had to add an additional lubricant pretty quickly (usually spit).
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Onmyback2
to qualitygirl : I agree
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butttmunch
i'll give it a try.  i have been looking for better lube for years now.  i was trying jlube but my dogs seem to like it too.  i can't keep it away from them and they love to eat it.  they even open my nightstand drawers somehow and get it.
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qualitygirl
qualitygirl 5 years ago
Best lube is another mans cum in your wife’s pussy.
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juststarting
to BiCoupleNY : So hot
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Anubisver
Anubisver 5 years ago
I’ll try it
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hdf150lvr0 5 years ago
Love to try just about anything - Mmmm!!
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xxxPornlover4u 5 years ago
I like to use KY warming jelly. It really does give you a warming sensation. No odor and easy to clean off.My female friends like it too. Sometimes I'll microwave it for about 10 sec to make it feel even more like a hot orifice.  
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Gruffydd67 5 years ago
to bikerm : Is it available in the UK though??
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nola_male4fun 5 years ago
to bikerm : yeah, that stuff's awesome   found out about it a long time ago when I had to go to physical therapy..they used it for massaging, never dries up
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bikerm 5 years ago
i love albolene.....can get at a drug store and lasts for ever...
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stag7 5 years ago
I will have to try this.  my favorite is just plain old Crisco.  it's cheep and easy to get 
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olybill333 6 years ago
i'll give it a try thx for sharing 
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BiCoupleNY
Your Buddy's sperm makes the best lube when it comes to penetrate your girlfriend
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tristar31
tristar31 6 years ago
I love a good jack off lube.     I have been useing cum lube from bad dragon.  But your mix sounds nice and slick
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spermaholic
spermaholic 6 years ago
Make sure you don’t use petroleum based lube if you are using a Fleshlight or anything with Realflesh*. It damages synthetic flesh in sex toys
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