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Porn Widows

I learned a hot new phrase today: Porn Widows (thank you http://xhamster.com/user/thrillseeker432).
LOVE it.
A Porn Widow is a wife whose husband hasn't touched in years because of his porn addiction. Like mine:)

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Who'd ever want to fuck that imperfect overweight blob you married when you can load to Perfect 10 Porn Goddess AUDREY BITONI here?

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Or if Audrey's not your thing, NIKKI BENZ?

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Or DELTA WHITE?

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Or CHRISTY MACK?

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Or CHESSIE KAY?

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Or ASHLEY FIRES?

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Or AMY ANDERESSEN?

Or CANDY MANSON? (Caption by http://xhamster.com/user/thrillseeker432; all other captions by yours truly)

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Or MADISON IVY?

Or LISA ANN?

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Or HUNDREDS more?

Compare the above PERFECT 10 PORN GODDESSES to a real Porn Widow here on the right ( http://xhamster.com/user/emmaworship wife). Brace yourselves. It is NOT a pretty site.

EWWWWWWW! GROSS! A PHOTO of MADISON or AUDREY or ASA or CANDY is WAY HOTTER than this inferior, IMperfect THING in the flesh. I don't know what else to call it but a "thing" because "it" certainly isn't a Real Woman. This eyesore really drives the point home, doesn't it?

Yup, Internet Porn has created an EPIDEMIC of Porn Widows, who simply CANNOT compete with the Physically Perfect Porn Whores we are addicted to gooning to, worshipping with our cum, while wifey is downstairs watching TV. Average blah wives simply cannot compare to them and thus do not deserve any of our cocks or any of our cum, which belongs to our beloved Porn Whores.

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THEIR loss. OUR gain LOL.

(I love how how the anti-porners make the wife in the image above fucking Movie Star Gorgeous LOL, when in reality the vast majority of wives are utterly forgettable. You need a fuckin crane to get it up for 'em, and even then ...:))

New research shows that many Porn Widows have just given up and beCUM Porn Addicts themselves. That's sorta like concentration camp inmates identifying with the guards. HOT!

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Face it bitch. Porn has DESTROYED your marriage. The Power of Porn has TRIUMPHED over your little insignificant life. And we depraved Porn Addicts her off on that shit. Literally. Feels SOOOOO good. Grow the fuck up and get over it already LOL.

Who else out there has made your wife (or long-term GF) a Porn Widow? I wanna hear your stories:)

Published by sexistpigpornadict

9 years ago

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PornDumb 6 years ago

Hi there, I am/was BobBrown439 in a previous life. I'd love to be friends again and celebrate porn with you.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

Good man. Porn makes wives sexually obsolete. They can still clean and cook, but should no longer expect any sex from their porn-addicted husbands. This is the New Porn Gospel.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

Just repaired all the broken links in this blog, restoring it to its full glory. YOU ARE A PORN WIDOW FOR LIFE BITCH!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to 745muscleboy745 : I pretty much found that exact post over on Reddit last night:) lemme find you a link ...

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745muscleboy745 7 years ago

to fatbob22 : I'm bating to a mental picture of a minister's wife finding her husband's collection of Max Hardcore and Evil Angel videos and the subsequent phone call to her therapist. Who wouldn't drop a wad over that.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 7 years ago

to pr0nhunta01 : Porn is your REAL wife.

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Good to know that I'm not alone in my addiction to porn and jerking off! I think it keeps by my wife and I happier.

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pr0nhunta01 7 years ago

I love this blog, as it easily applies to me. Porn is what turns me on more than anything. While I still fuck my wife occasionally, its at her insistence, rather than mine. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy sex. But what I enjoy is far more depraved and filthy than my wife would ever contemplate. Enter porn as the answer to my real desires for the darker side of my sexuality.

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Wow, what a powerful blog. It really does hit the nail on the head. Devoting myself to porn and all of its varied beauty really has only one logical conclusion for my relationship. Really, there is no contest, the beauty of being able to immerse myself in all of the perversity of X hamster leaves no room for a relationship especially sexual. Why bother when I know all my favourite ladies on x hamster are ifavailable all the time and will present themselves in whatever way most turns me on. even if that means looking at hundreds of captioned photos which tell me what a pathetic gooner am, it's my choice (at the start anyway)I can worship a stunning she male with a magnificent cock or inspired by a video piss all over myself in the bath while wanking. It's a no-brainer

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 8 years ago

to jnj69 : Good man. The longer you neglect your wife, the more commitment and dedication you show to your Porn Addiction, and the more the Porn Goddesses will reward you with stronger, more intense, sack-draining loads.
Check out my Tumblr Porn Widows blog https://www.tumblr.com/blog/pornwidows
And tonight when you load to Perfect Porn Goddesses your fat ugly wife can never compete with, think of how badly your addiction has hurt her and crushed her self-esteem. You'll cum that much harder.

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jnj69 8 years ago

to lives2masturbate : I too am a married soslosexual porn addict. My wife has been a porn widow for nearly 15 years. I am proud of my addiction to masturbation and I work very hard every day to deepen my addiction.

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to lives2masturbate : Good man. WelCUM aboard. Wives are for cleaning and cooking. Perfect 10 Porn Goddesses are for Worshiping with our cum behind their backs while they do the laundry and take out the trash..

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lives2masturbate 9 years ago

I love this term - porn widow! I haven't touched my wife intimately in *years*. No wife can ever make you feel as good and as happy as Porn does. I love knowing that other husbands ignore their wives for porn also - such a turn on!

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georgedoremus1 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : Love of porn is the only true love.

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georgedoremus1 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : I agree.

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georgedoremus1 9 years ago

You're a sensible slut.

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jax2107 9 years ago

to emmaworship : My gf too

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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ketybre 9 years ago

I mean really... I think im above average cute and yet i know im still unworthy of that beautiful long, thick dick that makes my asshole sore.

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cfrpilot 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : Beautifully written...

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cfrpilot 9 years ago

This is an amazing post! I am an expert at creating Porn Widows and have done so for decades. Porn Stars like Niki Benz are my one true love and lust. They get all my cum loads!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to jxgggddd : Appreciate the Twitter support. You get it. Feel free to fave and RT over there. That inspires me.
The face in that slow mo cum shot, btw, belongs to GORGEOUS Ashley Fires.

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jxgggddd 9 years ago

Haha your tweets are legendary! I was lmao with meme of Amy Anderssen "your husband thinks of me when he's inside you"! Also you tweeting to DeadBedrooms who asked what is your favorite movie scene and you post a meme of a dude spewing a huge load to the face in slo mo that says, "your wife can't compare to me baby". Just amazing! So fucking hot and true lol. Dead bedrooms exist because of all the porn goddesses out there who are supreme to wives/girlfriends and normal women. Know your place bitches! Porn goddesses dominate and are superior!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to jxgggddd : Very well put. You definitely have the right attitude.
And yes, even more devastating to the Porn Widows than merely ignoring them is pro-actively turning them down when they try to initiate sex lol. Not responding to their touch, moving away, giving them your back, saying you're not in the mood, or you have a headache or you too tired:) Then get up, walk out and let them see you lock yourself in your Porn Cave and let them hear you start a nice long bating session complete with Porn Whores moaning and you loudly loading lol.

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jxgggddd 9 years ago

That's a great meme! Thats right bitch, Madison Ivy has made you a porn widow and you're gonna like it. You don't have a say in the matter. We will spew huge loads of cum to Madison and you will get NONE! Even if you try and touch us, we will turn you down as you can not compete with these porn goddesses. Their ultra fake plastic bimbo bodies dominate your normal uggo bodies!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to jxgggddd : You can't see it because your profile is set up NOT to accept friend requests (including mine, which I tried to send you). You need to change the setting to allow you to accept friend requests. Once you accept mine, you'll be able to see it.

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jxgggddd 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : I still can't see it. It says "This gallery is visible for sexistpigpornadict's friends only" lol.

Yes, these bitches are crazy, How can they be in so much denial? What is going through their mind when they see some hot plastic fake bimbo at the gym or in real life? Wait a minute, they have let themselves go so they wouldn't even be in the gym haha! But if they do see a plastic bimbo here and there, their heart must go racing with terrible thoughts......or are they so oblivious to just how badly they look and how their husband/boyfriend views them. Of course we would rather blow huge loads of cum to porn goddesses than to touch our wife/girlfriend. It's not even a contest. Duh! Dead bedrooms are the norm bitches so get used to it!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to jxgggddd : The great majority of 'em are in denial. Some of 'em even convince themselves that Porn is NOT cheating - LMFAO. They're the most pathetic. They know their men will never stop watching,so they rationalize to themselves that "it's just a video, I'm not threatened by that, I KNOW he loves me more more than THAT," BWAH! Wrong, He loves porn way MORE than you

I more respect the bitches who see Porn as the threat to their marriages that it is and try to put their their feet down. The end result is the same of course. HE LOVES PORN MORE THAN YOU BITCH LOL!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to jxgggddd : Actually, it was

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5134688-88495261.html

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jxgggddd 9 years ago

So which slut did you blow your load to last night haha? Audrey Bitoni? Sophie Dee? Tera Patrick? Tory Lane? That's a big choice lol. What a great tweet that was! Porn Goddesses deserve all our cum!

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jxgggddd 9 years ago

Wow what does that link say? I can't see it as I'm not on your friends list. That's crazy that she sent you that! You would fIgure she just wouldn't respond lol. It's so great jerking off to porn goddesses! It's such a turn on knowing we would rather be blowing a huge load to these bimbo fuck dolls than with our wives/girlfriends! It's not even fair as these women just aren't in the same universe and they don't see it! I mean come on.... what are they thinking when they see Amy Anderssen and her smoking bimbo body? Do they think that their husband/boyfriend wouldn't fuck, cheat, or jerk off to Amy? Lol haha yeah right!

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