Cleaning and preparation work....
i think i have to be the most anal bitch out there when it comes to cleaning and preparing myself for anything with my ocd so anyways im finally open enough to talk about it.
it takes me 2 hours to cleen my body the way i like it and 1 hour to put makeup on and find a cute outfit!
Why so long you ask?
i like to go into the bathroom with 2 dildos, new cloths and towel. i fill up my enima bag and put in on the wall and start shaving my body from face to the tips of my toes. this takes me 10-30mins to do. i now proceed to cleening my ass out with the enima and at the same time get on my cellphone, look up porn on it and read the things people would do to each other sexually to pass the time. i would lay on my back wetting my asshole so the tube can move in more gently and relax as i feel the water fill every inch of my inside, i hold it in tell i feel as if im going to accidently shoot it out on the floor and move to the tolit to get rid of it, i do this untell clear water is the only thing thats coming out of me and the best part about this is i can feel chills in my body when im doing it! i normaly will stick 2 fingers in myself to check if i am compleatly clean and then proceed to my shower. this takes a total of 30-60mins. i then bring my 2 toys with me into the shower using my thick buttplug to lossing my hole and getting my hair wet washing it with shampoo and conditioner as im streatching myself, i will pull it out to wash the rest of my body and lay down in the shower to use my bigger toy for a little. this takes 15-30mins.
Now that i have coverd why it takes me up to 2hours in the bathroom lets start on makeup....
After i have finished my shower i will get out and dry off my hair and dildos, i will make sure every inch of my body is dry and proceed putting my new cloths on leaving my hair a little wet because i have no hairdryer. i will then go back to my room to sit on my computer for 20-50mins to wait for my hair to dry. after my hair is dry i will then straighten it and proceed to my makeup. i first put on my founation and cover my blemishs, i will then fix my eyebrows and put on my eyeliner making sure is thin and dosent blast from one end to the other and make sure its semetrical. i will put on my eyeshaddow and then finaly put on my maskara, after that its all in styling my hair how i want it that day and keeping a cute smile on. 1hour in total.
:) so that pretty much explains why it takes me 3 hours to get ready to do almost anything most days and why i get pissed off when people try to rush me. i forget things because i do things in order i do it with my ocd so its easer to remember, if you want me to do something for you DONT RUSH ME because chances are ill forget the main thing we needed for whatever the fuck where doing lol. that was kinda targeted at my family but still lol i like people to know %^.^ thanks for reading my rediculus story of my "Showertime" hope you enjoy!
it takes me 2 hours to cleen my body the way i like it and 1 hour to put makeup on and find a cute outfit!
Why so long you ask?
i like to go into the bathroom with 2 dildos, new cloths and towel. i fill up my enima bag and put in on the wall and start shaving my body from face to the tips of my toes. this takes me 10-30mins to do. i now proceed to cleening my ass out with the enima and at the same time get on my cellphone, look up porn on it and read the things people would do to each other sexually to pass the time. i would lay on my back wetting my asshole so the tube can move in more gently and relax as i feel the water fill every inch of my inside, i hold it in tell i feel as if im going to accidently shoot it out on the floor and move to the tolit to get rid of it, i do this untell clear water is the only thing thats coming out of me and the best part about this is i can feel chills in my body when im doing it! i normaly will stick 2 fingers in myself to check if i am compleatly clean and then proceed to my shower. this takes a total of 30-60mins. i then bring my 2 toys with me into the shower using my thick buttplug to lossing my hole and getting my hair wet washing it with shampoo and conditioner as im streatching myself, i will pull it out to wash the rest of my body and lay down in the shower to use my bigger toy for a little. this takes 15-30mins.
Now that i have coverd why it takes me up to 2hours in the bathroom lets start on makeup....
After i have finished my shower i will get out and dry off my hair and dildos, i will make sure every inch of my body is dry and proceed putting my new cloths on leaving my hair a little wet because i have no hairdryer. i will then go back to my room to sit on my computer for 20-50mins to wait for my hair to dry. after my hair is dry i will then straighten it and proceed to my makeup. i first put on my founation and cover my blemishs, i will then fix my eyebrows and put on my eyeliner making sure is thin and dosent blast from one end to the other and make sure its semetrical. i will put on my eyeshaddow and then finaly put on my maskara, after that its all in styling my hair how i want it that day and keeping a cute smile on. 1hour in total.
:) so that pretty much explains why it takes me 3 hours to get ready to do almost anything most days and why i get pissed off when people try to rush me. i forget things because i do things in order i do it with my ocd so its easer to remember, if you want me to do something for you DONT RUSH ME because chances are ill forget the main thing we needed for whatever the fuck where doing lol. that was kinda targeted at my family but still lol i like people to know %^.^ thanks for reading my rediculus story of my "Showertime" hope you enjoy!
9 years ago
We sometimes take for granted how great they look....but what can I say...we are dudes and the sight of you makes the blood rush from the organ between the ears to the organ between the legs...you know...the one with the one track mlnd..lol......so...thank you...xo
1. A long time FWB girlfriend of mine loves anal sex. In the same sentence she says that while it's a hassle to "get ready" she loves to buttfuck.
2. A boyfriend of mine recently wanted to come over. On the phone he said "I'll be over in a few hours, I have to get ready". Well, he shows up totally clean and dressed in cute lingerie and panty hose. We made out forever just kissing. When I went south I just wanted to rim. I frenched his ass forever- clean and yummy. When I got his cock out, it was the biggest that I've ever seen it. His fresh body and tasty semen that night is something that I will cherish forever.
3. A much older and classy gentleman wanted me. I knew the fancy hotel and it's suites. Sensing another upscale and romantic evening, I got prepared. I have been doing Brazilians forever and shaved my face, trimmed crazy hairs, nails and filled the enema bag. While filled to the brim with warm water he calls me on the phone. He's anxious to see me. I just told him "I'm getting ready". I heard a his voice relax. When we got together it was so awesome to both be clean and healthy and ready for anything because we did everything. I have never had somebody go down on my ass like that before. He tongue lashed me forever and then eased his large phallus into my clean, hairless anus. Just knowing that this experienced lover could slide around inside me without any thought of anything but pure lust was unreal. We kissed and fucked like the best written novel that evening. When we were finished, we were still clean. We kissed some more then too. OMG!
So Hot Stuff, keep doing what you love. I'd love to clean up for you if you'll do the same for me... Muwah! I love Springtime!