EVOLUTION OF THE DILDO
Yes, you heard it correctly. Not the evolution of the Dodo but the evolution of the Dildo!
Come one, cum all! Ancient artifacts are uncovered!! Forays into the distant future are made!!!
A MOST RARE FIND DATING TO THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION
organic deposits found and carbon dated to 45,000 B.C.
THE ULTIMATE SHARING EXPERIENCE, I BRING YOU... THE HAND SCULPTED DILDO!!
Millenia pass... Glaciers ebb and flow... The dildo makes little inroads. Then, a craftsmen from the Han Dynasty comprehends humankind's dilemma... their need for privacy.
YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HIS AND HERS DILDOS!!
Centuries more cum and go... The Viking women of old assert their dominance over the males of the species and invent for the discriminating Valkyrie...
THE SPEAR SERIES!!!
More time passes. As we near current day, a softer touch is found... and quickly (we hope) dispatched, because, frankly, the smile creeps me out...
THE WIGGLLY JIGGLY DILDO
I rev up the old time machine and travel to the near future. Innovation runs rampant, minds run amok with desire... Ladies, what do you think of...
THE ULTIMATE DILDO!!
We now push our time machine faaaaaar into future... a dying sun sets over the world and the last descendants of the human race sputter and blubber... We dig and search through the rubble in the stygian darkness and uncover...
THE LAST DILDO ON EARTH!
Or, maybe this is the last PERSON on earth!
Thank you for following this scholarly treatise on dildos.
Perhaps there is a deeper meaning to glean from this study in evolution. Perhaps, we all could use that human touch?
I MEAN, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER JUST HAVE THIS ORIGINAL?!
Come one, cum all! Ancient artifacts are uncovered!! Forays into the distant future are made!!!
A MOST RARE FIND DATING TO THE DAWN OF CIVILIZATION
organic deposits found and carbon dated to 45,000 B.C.
THE ULTIMATE SHARING EXPERIENCE, I BRING YOU... THE HAND SCULPTED DILDO!!
Millenia pass... Glaciers ebb and flow... The dildo makes little inroads. Then, a craftsmen from the Han Dynasty comprehends humankind's dilemma... their need for privacy.
YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HIS AND HERS DILDOS!!
Centuries more cum and go... The Viking women of old assert their dominance over the males of the species and invent for the discriminating Valkyrie...
THE SPEAR SERIES!!!
More time passes. As we near current day, a softer touch is found... and quickly (we hope) dispatched, because, frankly, the smile creeps me out...
THE WIGGLLY JIGGLY DILDO
I rev up the old time machine and travel to the near future. Innovation runs rampant, minds run amok with desire... Ladies, what do you think of...
THE ULTIMATE DILDO!!
We now push our time machine faaaaaar into future... a dying sun sets over the world and the last descendants of the human race sputter and blubber... We dig and search through the rubble in the stygian darkness and uncover...
THE LAST DILDO ON EARTH!
Or, maybe this is the last PERSON on earth!
Thank you for following this scholarly treatise on dildos.
Perhaps there is a deeper meaning to glean from this study in evolution. Perhaps, we all could use that human touch?
I MEAN, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER JUST HAVE THIS ORIGINAL?!
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