VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE Rev1
GUYS, HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE? VALENTINE'S DAY APPROACHES!!
Do you have pent up sexual energy and feel like this most of the time?
Or... maybe you've been over attending to your needs. Feeling like this?
(BTW, ladies... I can introduce you to the owner of that hand)
GUYS, IF YOU ARE IN A DESPERATE WAY, NEVER FEAR... I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU!!!
Stop doing STUPID things that result in this!
Start doing NICE things!!
Maybe share an amusing story with your sweetie...
Or... hold hands in a quiet moment...
STILL FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO GET HER ATTENTION?
Maybe you should give her a small gift...
Maybe a bigger gift...
STILL NOT GETTING ANY???
MAYBE SHE'S A BITCH!!!!
Nah... Likely you're still a jerk! Just keep trying!!
IF you get it right, then perhaps on Valentine's Day you'll be exchanging chocolate fantasies with a special girlfriend...
If you remain that arrogant rich bastard, throwing around piles of cash, you'll just end up with only THIS...
Ummm... wait, Wait, WAIT! Stop thinking that way!! The right answer is... well... you'll figure it out. ^__^
Do you have pent up sexual energy and feel like this most of the time?
Or... maybe you've been over attending to your needs. Feeling like this?
(BTW, ladies... I can introduce you to the owner of that hand)
GUYS, IF YOU ARE IN A DESPERATE WAY, NEVER FEAR... I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU!!!
Stop doing STUPID things that result in this!
Start doing NICE things!!
Maybe share an amusing story with your sweetie...
Or... hold hands in a quiet moment...
STILL FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO GET HER ATTENTION?
Maybe you should give her a small gift...
Maybe a bigger gift...
STILL NOT GETTING ANY???
MAYBE SHE'S A BITCH!!!!
Nah... Likely you're still a jerk! Just keep trying!!
IF you get it right, then perhaps on Valentine's Day you'll be exchanging chocolate fantasies with a special girlfriend...
If you remain that arrogant rich bastard, throwing around piles of cash, you'll just end up with only THIS...
Ummm... wait, Wait, WAIT! Stop thinking that way!! The right answer is... well... you'll figure it out. ^__^
10 years ago
It is possible you will find these amusing as well.
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http://xhamster.com/user/edintx99/posts/363149.html
Valentine's eve is the saddest day for the most