Regurgitated Disinformation

So apparently there's a circle of dudes going around spreading heresy to each about how I was "such good friends with them" and I just suddenly "up and changed". No, I'm sure if had nothing to do with the fact that they all only wanted to see vids or "dissect" lesbian culture or demeaning crap like that. No, I'm an irrational bitchy woman because I don't appeal to their needs...Considering from my POV talking to men about porn just always gets gross at some point and if there was any to be had, the novelty has worn off. SO, let's talk about FRIENDS!

lolno you won't, you're going to kill each other, HAHA!

Apparently on this site spamming comments on all you vids and having a obligated sense of entitlement for meeting their demands for uploads constitutes as friendship. Actual conversation about topics that don't involve genitals or...IDK having something in common is just an aside. Real friends just comment on vids and talk about porn stars. But yeah, it's a porn site...who cares? So, since people want to go around spreading gossip about me I'd like to display a massive chunk of what qualifies as a "good friendship" here on Xhamster and you can be the judge. For the sake of not being petty he shall be referred to as "XXX" and this is the exact, undoctored contact flow as follows:

1 month ago
XXX
Did you know there is a new Cheer Squad sleepover movies out? Hope you post the full movie.

1 month ago
XXX
Haven't talked in a while how is the video hunting going?

2 months ago
XXX
What is the name of the movie and cast for your "Minimizing Tension" movie?

2 months ago
XXX
Got any new movies in your queue I can't wait to see what you choose next.

2 months ago
XXX
Did you get any of my messages. I love your recent work please continue.

2 months ago
XXX
A friend of mine on this site told me that there is a new Mommy and Me video from ClubPhilly.

2 months ago
XXX
If you could upload this movie:
Hustler's Girl on Girl Paint (2014)

Then the two movies I have been waiting to see would be up. Rough Edges II is Tombois 3 and an excellent cast.

2 months ago
XXX
Got any full movies coming up it seems like the site is taking longer to upload.

2 months ago
XXX
I hope your coming back both Lesbian family dramas and a new Mother & Daughter exchange movies have come out. Your the only uploader who posts full movies. I hope you can post them both good friend.

2 months ago
XXX
Can you upload this movie it is called "Lesbian family Dramas".

2 months ago
XXX
Waited so patiently for a new full movie. I love the sweet and sensual passion in the training video that just got uploaded.

3 months ago
XXX
Got any new uploads it has been a quiet weekend for lesbian videos and I need some new material. You always seem to provide some of the best for the xhamster community.

3 months ago
XXX
The only scene want to see is with Amber chase looks like an excellent scene. Hopefully it comes up lots of uploaders have gone quiet the last few weeks. Your the most active one out there.

3 months ago
Thelambofdeth
Pretty much every other user who uploads is going to post it at some point...I mean it's WSW. It's only a matter of time. At least one of the scenes aren't going to make it public anyway, That's why my full-length was deleted.

3 months ago
XXX
Wow I am surprised by that the scenes are top quality. I hate it when the site prevent such great movies. Is there any way you can post the scenes individually?

3 months ago
Thelambofdeth
I already tried uploading WSW 105 twice, and it was deleted both times.

3 months ago
XXX
Can you by any chance upload the scenes from this movie title. **** began, but a two scenes are missing and I am dying to see it. The movie is titled Women Seeking Women 105. If you can than your the best.

3 months ago
XXX
Can you by any chance upload the scenes from this movie title. **** began, but a two scenes are missing and I am dying to see it. The movie is titled Women Seeking Women 105. If you can than your the best.

3 months ago
XXX
I see you stumbled onto cliphunter.com I look forward to seeing you videos there also.

3 months ago
XXX
Thanks for telling me the cast I can't wait for your next movie. I hate that xham is starting to chop some of your videos. I know you take lots of time to post them. It is a shame hopefully they cut back soon.

3 months ago
XXX
Thanks a lot congrats on getting on my profile page enjoy the status.

3 months ago
Thelambofdeth
The cast is Delilah Davis, Sami St. Clair, Sadie Holmes, Tara Morgan, Ember Stone, Catie Parker, Sabrina Banks, and Gianna Nicole.

3 months ago
XXX
Check out my page added you to my top uploaders on this page your with the elite. Congrats.

3 months ago
XXX
Love the work that you do for this site your definitely in the top tier of great uploaders for the site. Can you tell me the cast for the confident in arms video?

3 months ago
Thelambofdeth
There's really nothing I can do. I edited out the begin and ending credits, and there's no names between scenes, so there's nothing else I could take out. it would just get axed again. Besides, someone else will have up the split scenes soon.

3 months ago
XXX
Can you repost the Harbored Sins III it got chopped to 2 mins

4 months ago
XXX
Thanks

4 months ago
Thelambofdeth
The cast is Allison Moore, Abby Cross, Nikki Daniels, Ashlyn Molloy, Jennifer Best, Tara Morgan, Aaliyah Love, Taylor White

4 months ago
Thelambofdeth
Thank you.

4 months ago
XXX
Love your movie selections I see you have excellent taste in lesbian videos. Glad to be a friend and comment on your vids.

Pretty much lifelong pals, right? This is chief among the reasons WHY I don't accept men. They ask for invites just for vids, then don't actually communicate aside from when you have something for them to jerk-off to next or the random, cookie-cutter comment, yet when you severe the ties, they claim to be the victim and they just HAVE to talk behind your back to make you out to be something you're not. I'm not claiming sainthood, but I thought it was the stereotype of women to spread public gossip? I'm just opting for preemptive strikes by axing it before it even begins. If you have something to say to me, say it to my face and stop passing notes like little grade school k**s telling people something is true when it wasn't.

p.s. Yes, no one reads these anyway, but my word, the next one with have nothing concerning more whining about men on my part...but man...the gall some of them have.

Good day.

Published by Thelambofdeth

10 years ago

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Thelambofdeth Publisher 10 years ago

to katachthonios : Well I'm glad you said it, because if I did I'm just a whiny cunt. Who am I not to compromise respect for the good of random sexist pervs who only pop up with it's time to release? Pfft.

They don't make films like that anymore..Such a great black comedy. Thanks for the comment.

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to christianbalerant : Well, duh...real friends don't communicate with each other on a routine basis or have and interest in each other sans genitals. Pfft, real friends just want to see you naked.

You're right...men come first(ew, bad pun) and all that matters is what I can do for them when THEY have a use for me. Then I'll finally get offers for awesome tributes!!!......Hopefully I can offer them a sandwich and an option to babysit with their invite!
Thanks for the comments.

christianbalerant 10 years ago

It's ALL about THEIR needs Jaye. The sooner you accept that, then the more guys will like you and you'll get lots of attention when they have the time for you.

It reminds me of the guys who, any time I post anything locked, beg me for the password within an hour of posting, but the rest of the time, I never hear from them. Now that's what I call true blue friends.

katachthonios 10 years ago

A four-foot house of cards, a bubble landing on grass, a wine glass dropped from great height, male ego.

Parasites are annoying enough--the person who's only a friend when they need to be driven someplace--and I was misanthropic enough knowing they exist. I had not conceived of porn-parasites before. Ugh. The subtext of each of the messages: "You're an openly exclusive lesbian. Will you help me jerk off?"

When the repeated parasitism is finally rejected, the action is to talk shit about how evil you must be? I ask rhetorically: I haven't seen the comments, but I would have predicted that outcome even if I skipped your intro paragraph; that's why I opened this comment by naming the four most fragile things I could.

***
Unrelated, but Heathers is a great movie.

to ellenblake : That's one way to describe it...

sexlover19 10 years ago

to Thelambofdeth : Cheers.

ellenblake 10 years ago

Well that was weird...

"I just hope to see better ones..."

....>_>.....

to sexlover19 : The only reason my uploads are locked it because I was tired or being rewarded with cock avatar comments or "that slut deserves a cock in her ass" comments. And it wasn't even a rarity. It happened ALL THE TIME.
Funny you should say that...I had a write up about the "lesbian porn only white-knights" but I deleted it. People act like I just randomly stopped talking to men JUST BECAUSE but it's because I got to known people and I didn't like what I saw. It seems many of the "I only watch lesbian" or "sensitive" men are actually controlling pervs, have weird sexist views once you talk to them, or they're just stalkers. Just odd because you know they still watch heterosexual porn just like any other heterosexual person would. But in their lies they emit some heir of superiority because...g/g porn is so much more "pure" and all of a sudden they're experts on actual lesbians and "understand" them and feel entitled. It's really weird.
And of course on the other side of that I got so many messages and comments from dudes who had nothing but bukkake gang-bangs and forced deep-throat vids and gifs everywhere calling every woman they can find a slut or a whore, suddenly being offended because I happen not to be interested...IDK...at that point, better to just wash my hands of it all. Anyway, thanks for the comment.

In this case I just don't know why the guy felt them need to talk about it to someonelse and make him out to be the "victim". Like it's porn, who cares? Do you really need to spread stuff around because some person didn't make you upload demands? Isn't there ENOUGH stuff to deal with on this site aside from that? But no, all men are altruistic and I'm just the unfair, and rash emotional hateful person. Thanks for the comment.

Good for you. The people I keep in contact with here are those who treat this place like a filthier adjunct of Facebook and talk about all sorts of things, not just porn.
I always enjoyed seeing your excellent uploads when I still could and have enough respect for your oft-stated views on typical male behaviour to have never bothered asking for friendship on here. Much of the stuff I've favourited on my profile(I'm not an uploader)would no doubt get the kind of putdown I've seen you dish out to other would-be XH friends and my fragile ego couldn't take it. Thanks for leaving some of them open to all, for now at least.
I've always been suspicious of men who profess to only watching lesbian porn, which strikes me as being an unnatural thing to do, and it always makes me retch when I see the comments some people with lesbian-only content leave on all kinds of straight and gay clips - stuff they would never have on their sacred homepage lest it shatter the illusion.