Inexpensive Fake Tits
I used to use plastic bags filled with water for my "falsies"...but they didn't last very long and made sloshing noises when I moved. Someone shared their recipe for much better false boobs, which I heartily endorse! Will last for months and look and feel very real. Easy and inexpensive to make, too!
Ingredients:
Two 20 oz. containers of hair conditioner
Two little "sock" hosiery
Bag of very little rubber bands
Four pencil erasers (cut off of pencils)
Two 1 gallon plastic bags
Two marbles (or wooden balls) about 1/4" diameter
One underwire bra, preferably with smooth C-cup
This makes C-cup tits...if you want larger, get more hair conditioner and a larger cup bra....but make sure it's the underwire style.
Instructions:
Put pencil erasers in the corners of the plastic bags, twist and wrap rubber bands around the resulting "knobs". (this is to strengthen the corners of the bags) Turn the bags inside out and pour 20 ounces of hair conditioner in...or more, if you're going for the big boob look! Twist several times and fold over before wrapping securely with more rubber bands. Trim excess plastic with scissors. Drop filled bag into a little hosiery....slide one of the marbles into the hosiery about the middle of the "tit" and on the side opposite the knotted bag. (that bulky knot will be against your chest, so the "nipple" will be both visible and feelable!) When you have the nipple properly positioned, wrap another little rubber band around it to keep it in place, then tie a knot in the hose and trim off the excess hose. Voila! Slip it into your bra (you ARE wearing it, aren't you??!) and make the other tit quickly!!
Your new boobs will look real and jiggle provocatively...and a lover will enjoy feeling you up!
Obviously, you can make just about any size you want...and the "nipples" are optional. I've attached a pic of me in my tits, which are C-cup size. (if pic didn't make it with this blog, check my pics in my profile. I'll add it there)
I'll enjoy hearing from any of you who make these...and how you are having fun with them!
Ingredients:
Two 20 oz. containers of hair conditioner
Two little "sock" hosiery
Bag of very little rubber bands
Four pencil erasers (cut off of pencils)
Two 1 gallon plastic bags
Two marbles (or wooden balls) about 1/4" diameter
One underwire bra, preferably with smooth C-cup
This makes C-cup tits...if you want larger, get more hair conditioner and a larger cup bra....but make sure it's the underwire style.
Instructions:
Put pencil erasers in the corners of the plastic bags, twist and wrap rubber bands around the resulting "knobs". (this is to strengthen the corners of the bags) Turn the bags inside out and pour 20 ounces of hair conditioner in...or more, if you're going for the big boob look! Twist several times and fold over before wrapping securely with more rubber bands. Trim excess plastic with scissors. Drop filled bag into a little hosiery....slide one of the marbles into the hosiery about the middle of the "tit" and on the side opposite the knotted bag. (that bulky knot will be against your chest, so the "nipple" will be both visible and feelable!) When you have the nipple properly positioned, wrap another little rubber band around it to keep it in place, then tie a knot in the hose and trim off the excess hose. Voila! Slip it into your bra (you ARE wearing it, aren't you??!) and make the other tit quickly!!
Your new boobs will look real and jiggle provocatively...and a lover will enjoy feeling you up!
Obviously, you can make just about any size you want...and the "nipples" are optional. I've attached a pic of me in my tits, which are C-cup size. (if pic didn't make it with this blog, check my pics in my profile. I'll add it there)
I'll enjoy hearing from any of you who make these...and how you are having fun with them!
11 years ago
They really are fun, 'cause they feel real and jiggle, without the sloshing noise that my water-filled boobs used to make. Cheap enough to make several sets of different sizes, too!
..Susie
Jay
I used to use water-filled balloons, but they made lots of noise and didn't last very long. These tend to be much more satisfying...to my horny lovers, too! Be fun to make a pair together!
...Susie
I'd ADORE having your beautiful, big cock tit-fucking me!! Every forward thrust would let me kiss your juicy knob, huh?! I'm delighted to share my secrets, so other gurls can display and enticing pair of boobs for horny men!! ...Susie ps...cum on my tits AND into my eager mouth, too!