The Little Cock Engine that Couldn't

This original poem is dedicated to all of you lame cocks who need to take notes from the real men on xhamster when it comes to GETTING IT UP...KEEPING IT UP and CUMMING like a real man! :P



There once was a webcammer named guy
who said he could do more than just "try"
when it came to pleasing a Mistress...
poor lad met with sudden distress
as his cock sputtered with a whimper
as it suddenly went from semi to limper.

My poem for today...
enjoy bitches!
ciao





Published by missxnyc
12 years ago
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azizahmed94
azizahmed94 9 years ago
i think my dick just inverted whilst reading that . . i may have to sit down to pee for a while now . . o_O
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pindickrob 11 years ago
Us lame cocks usually admit we are pathetic, although sometimes we do try to perform. More times than not, it ends us in limp dick failure. We never could perform for a woman and we probably will never be able to.
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pjny21
pjny21 11 years ago
Haha, this is pretty funny
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snopp1 12 years ago
Haha i can try to cum twice if you like!
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