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Debbie checked into a hotel on her 40th birthday & she was lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised for escorts & sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book,found a full page ad for a guy calling himself "Tender Tony" - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, how may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded so sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve, she rushed right in, "I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my hotel room"
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone & what I really want is sex & I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go all night! I'm ready, now how does that sound?"
The man on the other line said "That sounds absolutely fantastic! But as you can see this is the hotel lobby. You need to press 9 first for an outside line!"
She looked through the phone book,found a full page ad for a guy calling himself "Tender Tony" - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, how may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded so sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve, she rushed right in, "I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my hotel room"
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone & what I really want is sex & I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go all night! I'm ready, now how does that sound?"
The man on the other line said "That sounds absolutely fantastic! But as you can see this is the hotel lobby. You need to press 9 first for an outside line!"
12 years ago
