Still Bitching About Porn!
Ok, it's been a while and I've found more things about porn that piss me off or makes me wonder about the industry. If you agree with me that's great, if not it doesn't matter it's MY blog.
1. Have You Visited Your Local Porn Store Lately?
As things currently stand I think most people get their porn from the internet. It's the easiest and quickest way to get up and get off and with most new porn releases often costing upwards of $45 for a single high-quality title it's no wonder why most people come to sites like Xhamster for their quick sexual thrills. Aside from being a place where girls can buy toys, and in some high-end stores lingerie, there's really no point in guys going to porn stores when they can get what they want only being a few keystrokes away.
2. SHUT UP!! I didn't come here to hear YOU!!
I think most people would site this as a personal peeve in porn, the director who never shuts up or the actor that never shuts up. There you are trying to get into a good scene with an awesome looking girl and you have some dick head director constantly talking to her and killing your boner. This is very perevalant in videos from Bang Bros. and Brazzer(I've got more on them too). It's hard to stay hard when you've got some knuckle-head talking and trying to make jokes, just let the girl strip and get fucked.
3. A 45 min Scene That Comes Down to 10 Minutes of Sex.
AAAgggghhh! This is one that really pisses me off, when I'm looking for great scenes to put up on my page and I come across one that seems to be a winner only to view it and see that the 30 to 45 min scene has mostly talking and joking then a disappointing sex scene. Bang Bros. and Brazzers are the ones who do this the most. They usually have great looking girls in their scenes then we spend half the time with some pointless build up, the girl teasing us, the guys making more dumb jokes then FINALLY get to see her get rammed. And after all that the scene ends just as you begin to enjoy it. It's things like that, that keep me from ever buying a membership to sites like that.
4. Low Quality Girls, Porn Is Not For Everyone.
I'm just gonna say it, "If you look like shit on a daliy basis DON'T DO PORN!! It had to be said, and sadly the biggest offender in this rant is Black porn. Don't get me wrong there's some awesome looking sistas in skin flicks, but lately I've been seeing a torrent of ugly looking cows walk on the stage. Just cause a girl has a big butt or big boobs doesn't qualify her to be in porn. Raise the bar for the standards of girls in Black porn, I'd like to see more Lacey DuValle's and Vanessa Blues and less ghetto cows.
5. Lupe Fuentes VS Little Lupe
Ok, I'm pretty sure a ton of people can chime in on this one, who do you like better Lupe Fuentes or Little Lupe. They're the same person only with one having silcone injected knockers. Like most I was taken back when I first saw Lupe with her giant juggs. It kinda of destroyed that tiny teen image she had made for herself and she started to seem like every other pornstar. But as time went on I've come to like the "Fuentes" version of Lupe, although I still get a little harder for the "Little" one. Either way you slice it she still brings the same sexual energy to a scene as she did when was going as Little Lupe and that's all that really matters.
Well, those are some of my current rants about what pissses me off about porn. If you have your own opinons post them in the comments and check my page to see if there's anything for you to enjoy.
Keep Stroking America-Cumcannon
1. Have You Visited Your Local Porn Store Lately?
As things currently stand I think most people get their porn from the internet. It's the easiest and quickest way to get up and get off and with most new porn releases often costing upwards of $45 for a single high-quality title it's no wonder why most people come to sites like Xhamster for their quick sexual thrills. Aside from being a place where girls can buy toys, and in some high-end stores lingerie, there's really no point in guys going to porn stores when they can get what they want only being a few keystrokes away.
2. SHUT UP!! I didn't come here to hear YOU!!
I think most people would site this as a personal peeve in porn, the director who never shuts up or the actor that never shuts up. There you are trying to get into a good scene with an awesome looking girl and you have some dick head director constantly talking to her and killing your boner. This is very perevalant in videos from Bang Bros. and Brazzer(I've got more on them too). It's hard to stay hard when you've got some knuckle-head talking and trying to make jokes, just let the girl strip and get fucked.
3. A 45 min Scene That Comes Down to 10 Minutes of Sex.
AAAgggghhh! This is one that really pisses me off, when I'm looking for great scenes to put up on my page and I come across one that seems to be a winner only to view it and see that the 30 to 45 min scene has mostly talking and joking then a disappointing sex scene. Bang Bros. and Brazzers are the ones who do this the most. They usually have great looking girls in their scenes then we spend half the time with some pointless build up, the girl teasing us, the guys making more dumb jokes then FINALLY get to see her get rammed. And after all that the scene ends just as you begin to enjoy it. It's things like that, that keep me from ever buying a membership to sites like that.
4. Low Quality Girls, Porn Is Not For Everyone.
I'm just gonna say it, "If you look like shit on a daliy basis DON'T DO PORN!! It had to be said, and sadly the biggest offender in this rant is Black porn. Don't get me wrong there's some awesome looking sistas in skin flicks, but lately I've been seeing a torrent of ugly looking cows walk on the stage. Just cause a girl has a big butt or big boobs doesn't qualify her to be in porn. Raise the bar for the standards of girls in Black porn, I'd like to see more Lacey DuValle's and Vanessa Blues and less ghetto cows.
5. Lupe Fuentes VS Little Lupe
Ok, I'm pretty sure a ton of people can chime in on this one, who do you like better Lupe Fuentes or Little Lupe. They're the same person only with one having silcone injected knockers. Like most I was taken back when I first saw Lupe with her giant juggs. It kinda of destroyed that tiny teen image she had made for herself and she started to seem like every other pornstar. But as time went on I've come to like the "Fuentes" version of Lupe, although I still get a little harder for the "Little" one. Either way you slice it she still brings the same sexual energy to a scene as she did when was going as Little Lupe and that's all that really matters.
Well, those are some of my current rants about what pissses me off about porn. If you have your own opinons post them in the comments and check my page to see if there's anything for you to enjoy.
Keep Stroking America-Cumcannon
12 years ago
