Dave - Met a friend in Wetherspoons tonight

I went to the pub for the first time in months earlier tonight
met a local friend of mine who was in there having drinks with other friends
he came over and asked me to go out for a cig with him
I said I've stopped smoking
he asked to come outside anyway
stood well away from anyone else and he said
you might have stopped smoking but you "ARE smoking, HOT"...
then he said he'd found my twitter account
"I'd never would have believed that you would have made me harder and more often than anyone else ever has, not that I'd be wanking over pics and vids of you, but I have at least 3 times a day the last few days since I found your twitter account"
I was stood just in front of him and he grabbed my hand and pulled it towards him saying "its making me hard just telling you" THen he had me stroke the rock hard bulge in his jeans
I turned my back to him and said "slip your hand down the back of my jeans"
He did and said "Fuck sake, you're wearing sexy lace knickers... IN THE PUB"
you llike ? I asked him
Fuck yes, but please don't tell anyone
I said I won't tell anyone that you get off on this, but you should know, that makes you #7 out of our group of freinds from the pub
"What ?!!"
out of the 5 guys you're having a beer with, I've sucked 2 of them and one of them LOVES dressing up and sucking me off too
then he said "could I come to yours one evening?"
I'd love you to..
"Over xmas sometime ?" he asked
I said absolutley, you can tell me what colour outfit and lipstick you want me to wear and I promise I'll give you the best fucking blowjob you've ever had as a Xmas present
He said "I'd fucking LOVE that.... and...."
I said "And what ? You'd like to suck mine too?"
He paused awkwardly and I said "It's OK, you'll find you, like most guys, aren't gay, but LOVE stroking, wanking and sucking other guy's hard cocks"